AN: So this is ONE of the spoofs that britt30 wrote. I might have 1 maybe 2 more chapters prewritten so updates will be a little shaky. By the way this is from an earlier point in time when I wasn't going to include the infinity stones or Loki at all and go for a more Doctor who ish reason for the pyschicness.
Arianna led the way up the rope ladder and into the room. He was surprised to see it full of people sitting in a circle. They all looked like they felt a bit out of place.
"Don't be shy Barnes. Take a seat and we'll get started." Unsure of what to do, Bucky took a seat next to an old man with a long gray beard. He fingered his knife nervously.
"Well, I'm glad we're all here finally. Most of you are probably wondering what this place is and why you're here. This is Free-Falls Anonymous. We're a group dedicated to helping you get over your PTSD of falling from high places. Now, let's start by introducing ourselves. I'll go first. My name is Arianna and I'm a psychic. I fell into the time vortex as a child thus the psychicness."
The group chorused back, "Hi Arianna."
"Um… Gandalf, why don't you go first and then we'll go clockwise."
"Oh, um, yes. I am Gandalf the Grey and I'm a wizard. I fell from a cliff into a pit of lava while fighting a Balrog."
"Hi Gandalf," said everyone except Bucky.
Suddenly Bucky realized it was his turn.
"I'm Bucky. I'm an ex-assassin. I fell from a train on cliff into a nightmare." I'm still in one, Bucky thought.
They continued around the circle to a girl named Amy and her husband Rory, a condescending man named Sherlock, amongst a few others, and ended with a man dressed in black and green leather.
"Hello. I am Loki, ex-Prince of Asgard and I'm a Jotun. I, ahem, fell from the edge of my world into space." His face suddenly got pale and he looked like he was remembering a bad dream. "It was a long fall." Arianna patted his hand consolingly.
"There, there. We're all friends here. Now today we'll be starting with the basics and talking about why we're so scared of heights. Eventually we'll move to the zipline and then skydiving. Now, let's get into partnerships and practice some trust falls." Several people winced at the word fall. Amy and Rory obviously we're together and Gandalf got stuck with Sherlock. The only people left were Bucky and Loki. Loki sighed heavily and approached the ex-assassin.
"It appears we're partners." Loki said. Bucky just glared at him.
"I don't do partners." Loki smirked, then glanced down at his arm and the knife it was holding.
"You any good with that knife?" Bucky looked at him challengingly.
"Better than most." He paused then asked, "Why?" Loki shrugged.
"I'd say the same thing about myself. Want to spar sometime?" Though reluctant as he was to make friends, Bucky was a little out of practice.
"Sure."