Private and his friends wandered Copenhagen, trying to figure out how to get to London. They`d spent enough time in aircraft holds in the last twenty-four to forty-eight hours to last anybody a whole year, going by boat would take too long and driving just wasn't an option.
Suddenly, Kowalski saw a snow cone cart out of the corner of his eye, and it was hurtling straight towards them.
"Great Galileo's Garters!" the tallest penguin exclaimed pushing his friends out of the way and getting hit himself. Everyone else started at the geek with concern.
"No need to paint, I'm as flopsy-faced as ever." Kowalski reassured, getting up and dusting himself off.
"I don't know Kowalski," contradicted Private, noticing the bump on his brother`s head, "maybe you should lay down for a while," he suggested.
"Flibity-jibbit, man, I'm as juxtaposed as the next hamburger" Kowalski replied defiantly. Marlene and Rico exchanged glances.
Abruptly, the cart crashed nearby, the team ran to investigate, including a highly dazed Kowalski.
"That`s it! That`s the last flippin time I take reconnaissance in a street vendors cart!" yelled a familiar voice from within close proximity.
"That voice, it couldn't be? Could it?" Private wondered aloud, his questions were answered when out of the rapidly melting ice came Short Fuse the seal.
"Short Fuse, are you alright?" Classified asked, coming down off the rooftop, quickly followed by Eva and Corporal.
"Yeah, i`m fine boss," Short Fuse confirmed, shaking himself dry.
"Well I'll be a bicycle cream cone," commented Kowalski.
Classified turned around with a start, "why hello there pengwings," he greeted.
"Hello Classified, what brings you to Denmark?" Private asked.
"We`re on the trail of Dr Brine, somehow he managed to escape from that snow globe I locked him in," the husky explained.
Rico garbled some nonsense but everyone knew it meant, "You locked him in?"
"Ok, somehow Dr Brine managed to escape from the snow globe Private locked him in," Classified corrected. Private blushed with modesty.
Marlene coughed; Private introduced her and Eggy to the north wind.
Sensing something amiss, Classified did a quick head count of the penguins, "where`s Skipper?" he asked, realizing he hadn't been dibble crunched or called a toilet drinker with in the first two minutes of appearing.
"Skipper went on a solo mission over a week ago, we tracked him to Peru, then here after finding out he`d been arrested," Private explained. Classified looked confused.
"Skipper is Danish public enemy number one, it`s a long winded story he wont even tell his brothers about," Marlene clarified.
"Then that would mean Skipper is in Copenhagen jail?" Eva double-checked, skillfully applying a bandage to Kowalski's bump.
"Well he was, but he was bailed out yesterday," Eggy revealed.
"Which is why we need your help," Kowalski informed, coming out of his daze, "Classified, when Private was kidnapped by Dave and we were floating in that little boat, you said you planted tracking devices in us when you tranquilized us, right?" he enquired.
"That`s right Kowalski," Classified confirmed.
"Well can you see if Skipper`s signal is anywhere round here?" Private asked politely.
"Of course," Classified agreed, "for we are the north wind, and no one breaks the wind!" he declared.
"Well said boss," Eva, Short Fuse and Corporal applauded.
"Right everyone, back to the plane!" Classified ordered, "commence operation; pengwing liberation," he proclaimed heroically…
ok, this is starting to get really hectic, three different teams with an average of six members, (if you count MiM as a guardian, which i do) all looking for the same thing, skipper!
i still don't own the penguins of madagascar or rise of the guardians