AUDIO LOG

DATE: M41,999

AUDIO LOG BEGIN

*A voice is heard, angry and irritated*

"Is this thing even working?"

*A sound is made as the audio log is hit."

"Pika!"

"What do you me- oh, the light is on."

"Pika pi."

*Awkward laughter is heard.*

"R-right. Onto more serious matters."

*The same voice from before changes, its tone more serious now. It sighs heavily before continuing.*

"Let's begin huh buddy? This is Inquisitor Ketchum, reporting on… on… *A sigh is heard* something. Something big."

"This something could change the tide and send the Imperium to its doom."

*More sighing is heard*

"I only have a limited time to speak. Chaos agents have been hunting me down since I discovered what they have planned."

*An angry grunt is heard*

"Shouldn't even be hunting them. I work for the Ordo Pokmonis damnit."

"Pika…"

*A sigh is heard again."

"I know, I know, off topic. By the Two you can be pushy sometimes."

*Muffled electrical discharge is heard*

"I'm wearing power armor Pikachu, you know that doesn't affect me."

"Pika pi!"

"Oh! Right. The doom of all the Imperium."

*A sigh of 'Pika pi' is heard before the Inquisitor speaks once more*

"Right. So we found something on Frumus V, something about [DATA EXPUNGED]. It's coming. Coming soon. I, I don't know when, but the prophecy said something about Cadia, and the Poisoned Son. Arceus knows what that means."

*A heavy sigh is heard.*

"But whatever it is, it means ill for the Imperium. I have to get this to Terra. No matter the cost. Quickly too. As the Word Bearers have been chasing me down."

*A chuckle is heard."

"By the Two I will get there, even if it takes my life."

*A regretful sigh is heard*

"I've lost so many friends. Far too many. All I have left is Pikachu here and the others. There's one I regret the most, I..I could have saved her. Helped her. Now, *A sigh* now the only ones who can save her are the Two."

"Pika pi…"

"Right. Can't dwell on the past. Suppose I'll end it he-"

*A shout is heard, and a door is slammed open.*

"Milord! Chaos agents are converging on our positions! We need to move. Now!"

*A chair is heard scrapping against the floor.*

"Ah damn. Looks like they got here quicker then exp-"

*An explosion rocks the building.*

"Ah frak that was close. Pikachu, shut off the audio log. You, Stormtrooper, head to Defense point Sigma and set up posi-"

AUDIO LOG ENDS