Coolskeleton95: GOOD MORNING ASHLEY! I HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL AFTER YOUR BIG PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT!

LilPupAshley: Yeah I was wiped out afterwards. I slept like a log. Looking forward to our date tonight sugar skull!

Coolskeleton95: NYEH, THAT NICKNAME IS SO SWEET!

LilPupAshley: Nice pun there vertebae.

Coolskeleton95: NOOOO! SANS IS SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE!

PunMaster21 joined the chat.

LilPupAshley: Sans? I thought this was a private chat! XD

PunMaster21: nah that was a fibula, i'm here now, so it's going to be more humeras around. tibia honest i was getting bored, i have no body to talk to and i don't have the guts to meet someone new.

Coolskeleton95: STOP IT NOW!

LilPupAshley: Yeah stop! I can't breathe! :'D

Coolskeleton95: I WILL KICK YOU FROM THE CHAT!

FishyLady39 joined the chat.

FishyLady39: Sup PUNKS!

LilPupAshley: Hey. This chat just got interesting.

OtakuAlphys joined the chat.

OtakuAlphys: Hi r u chatting rite now? Can I join in?

FishyLady39: Of course Alphys. You're welcome to chat with us anytime. ;)

LilPupAshley: Get a room.

PunMaster21: get a room.

OtakuAlphys: (*^o^*) whaaaaat? :O STOP

FishyLady39: Yeah guys drop it. =I

LilPupAshley: Sorry L

PunMaster21: yea sorry guys.

Coolskeleton95:THAT'S RIGHT! IT IS NOT NICE TO TEASE OUR FRIENDS!

Annonymous joined the chat.

LilPupAshley: Who's this?

PunMaster21: not sure. hey, who are you?

FishyLady39: Yeah! Who's this punk?

OtakuAlphys: I don't recognise their username. And it doesn't say what their real one is.

Coolskeleton95: IS THIS A NEW FRIEND FOR ME?

PunMaster21: look buddy, you're gonna have to say who you are or you are gonna be kicked out. L

FishyLady39: Uh, Ashley? Why are you not answering your phone?!

PunMaster21: what do ya mean? ashley, are u alright?

Coolskeleton95: I TRIED CALLING HER TOO BUT SHE WON'T ANSWER!

FishyLady39: Okay whoever you are. You better not have hurt her or I SWEAR TO ASGORE I'M GONNA DUST YOU!

PunMaster21: buddy, do you know where she is at least? if you have hurt her, you're gonna have a bad time.

OtakuAlphys: I've checked the cameras outside Snowdin but I couldn't see anything. I hope she's okay. L

PunMaster21: i'm gonna go to her house. paps stay here just if she replies. my phone needs charging.

Coolskeleton95: OKAY SANS. BE CAREFUL.

FishyLady39: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER?! I'LL DUST YOU WITH MY SPEAR!

Annonymous: Well that's no way to be polite is it Undyne?

FishyLady39: Who are you and what have you done with Ashley?!

Annonymous: There's a reason I'm not named.

OtakuAlphys: I'm trying to interfere with his device and see where it's coming from.

Coolskeleton95: Please let my grilfriend be alright.

OtakuAlphys: I can't figure out where he is in the underground!

Annonymous: Who says I'm in the Underground?

FishyLady39: What?! How can you not be?! You're signed up to the UnderNet. Only monsters can do that! What, you some sort of human?!

Annonymous: I did not say that either. I am a monster, just not where you think I am.

LilPupAshley: guys i found ashley. she's alright. she fell down stairs and hurt her head so she couldn't reach the phone. this creep isn't anywhere near her. thankfully.

FishyLady39: Thank Asgore.

OtakuAlphys: Good.

Coolskeleton95: I AM SO GLAD! I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND THAT YOU WERE… NEVER MIND! CAN'T WAIT FOR OUR DATE!

Jerry joined the chat.

LilPupAshley left the chat.

FishyLady39 left the chat.

OtakuAlphys left the chat.

Coolskeleton95 left the chat.

Annonymous left the chat.

PunMaster21 left the chat.

Sans sighed as he closed the application for UnderNet. Thank goodness Paps had gone onto his account and made him leave the chat. He looked down at Ashley, who was sleeping on the sofa. When he found her on the floor, he nearly had a heart attack (without having a heart if you know what I mean). He had woken her up and she said she had slipped down stairs and hit her head which knocked her out for a minute. She had no clue who that was in the chat. However, Sans had a pretty good guess.

"Thanks for coming over Sans." Ashley said, waking up slightly.

"no problem ash. you gave me quite the scare though. guess you could say i was rattled."

Ashley giggled.

"Sorry for that. I'm such a cluts."

"nah, it wasn't your fault."

"Heh, it was weird though."

"how so?"

"It felt like something tripped me up, and then pushed me. I turned around, but no one was there. I'm probable just insane though."

Sans felt a shiver run down his spine. Then, a realisation came over him. The chat's weird new member (no not Jerry) appear right before she 'tripped' downstairs. Her nightmare. It all fell into place. But why was he doing it?

Sans went to call his brother, but Papyrus didn't answer. A bead of sweat ran down his skull.

"ASHLEY? ARE YOU ALRIGHT? SANS?"

Sans almost collapsed from his heavy sigh.

"we're in here paps!" He cried out to his brother. The tall skeleton appeared at the door frame.

"Heya sugar skull." Exclaimed Ashley, cradling her head and whimpering from her movement.

"careful, ashley." Sans warned. She nodded slowly and leant back down.

Papyrus aproached his girlfriend, and smiled at her goofily.

"I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALRIGHT." He said sweetly, stroking her cheek. Sans looked at them with a feeling he had never felt before: jealousy.

The stout skeleton teleported away. Papyrus didn't notice since he was too busy getting Ashley to her bed. But the dog monster saw, and wanted to talk to him about that. When she had got into bed, she got back her phone and texted Sans.

Ashley: Hey Sans?

Sans: sup ash.

Ashley: We need to talk. How about tommorow me and you go get some food at Grilby's.

Sans: sounds good. c u there.

Sans' POV:

Oh great, has she figured it out? She can't know about my crush on her. She'll look at me different, like I'd make her cheat on Papyrus. Or maybe it's about him. Yeah it's probably that. She's smart, she'd work it out. But she can't know about him either. Dammit! I can't spill the beans either way. Welp, I'm in a real pickle here. At least things couldn't get any worse.

My phone vibrated and I answered the call.

"heya, what's up?"

"S-Sans! Thank g-goddness you picked up!"

"is there something wrong alphys?"

"Y-Yes! Well, I'm not s-sure if it's a problem exactly, but it's b-big!"

"well? what is it?!"

"There's a human in Snowdin."

Me and my big mouth.

A/N: Why do I cringe when I read this? Maybe because I wrote this. But it was pretty fun to write. If I had enough creativity, I'd make a story with just texts and phone calls.