Delfim: Hey there, new chapter as promised.
Ego: Yeah, Zabuza's fight! Alright!
Delfim, sweatdropping: What the fuck? Are you a Zabuza fanboy or something?
Ego: Gods no!
Delfim: Good…
Ego: I'm a Haku fanboy!
Delfim: What? Are you kidding me?
Ego: No, I love fanfics were Haku is a girl or a wonderful futanari. That is just so HOT! The guy looks better than some of the girls!
Delfim: Quite true… Maybe…
Ego: You just got an idea, didn't you?
Delfim: Indeed I did! Read and find out!
Chapter 8 Zabuza fight… my version!
Everybody tensed as they looked at Zabuza. Anko, Naruto, Kakashi and surprisingly Sai each took a position: Naruto went in front of Tazuna and acted as a body shield with Sai on his side, Anko was near Kakashi and had a kunai and Kakashi was in a battle stance, ready to strike. The rest was just… looking at Zabuza like idiots.
"Who the hell is this guy?" asked Sasuke. "And why are you all so scared anyway? He is just one!"
Viper looked incredulous to Sasuke. "Are you crazy? That GUY is Zabuza, the 'Demon of the Bloody Mist'! A jonin level missing nin specialist in the art of silent killing and known to have killed all his colleges in his genin exam! How can you not be tense!"
Zabuza looked at Viper with interest. "A snake? No… a serpent! I heard about your clan! I myself looked for the contract for ages! Who is your summoner, little one? I'm interested to know the person hat succeeded where I failed."
Viper smiled. "The genin you complimented just a moment ago. And he has two contracts, os you better watch out!"
Zabuza looked at the kid, then at the fox near him, and chuckled. "You keep getting more and more interesting, kid. You make me have hope on new green genins. Try to survive, it would be a waste to end the career of such promising ninja."
Naruto bowed his head. "It is an honor to be recognized by someone of your level, Zabuza Momochi. But perhaps you should consider the odds: 2 jounins, 4 genins and 2 summons. You think you can win? Your only chance is using some sort of technique to hide your presence and try the silent killing you are so praised for."
Zabuza chuckled again. "Clever little pipsqueak! You already discovered my plan. Hidden Mist Jutsu!"
Suddenly, a heavy mist fell on the team. They were all looking around, trying to spot the enemy. "Where did he go?" asked Sasuke.
"You stupid ass! Come here and cover Tazuna! It is your job!" whispered Naruto.
"NARUTO-BAKA! Stop yelling at Sasuke-kun!" yelled Sakura, only for Hikari to smack her with her tails and whisper angrily in her ear "Quiet! He is trying to use the sound you make to find us! Do you want to be killed or something? Because if that is the case, then I can do the honors!"
Sakura's eyes widened and she shut up, more out of fear for Hikari then for Zabuza. Zabuza laughed. "If this is the best you can do, it will be easy to hunt all of you. Just for you kiddies, I might show you what you will have to face with me." And with that said, the field was filled with Killing intent. 5 people fought the killer intent with their own: Naruto, Anko, Kakashi, Viper and Hikari. The rest was having a hard time breathing with all the killing intent in the air.
So… this is what… a Jounin battle is all about! I… can't… stand it. Must… kill… myself to… escape this. And with that thought, Sasuke grabbed a kunai and was bringing it to his throat. (People around the world reading this started sheering "Die! Die! Die!")
"Sasuke, don't worry." Said Kakashi reassuringly. "I'll will protect us all!"
Sasuke regained his wits. (People around the world "Damn! So Close! Fuck you Kakashi!") But then a voice said "I wouldn't be so sure if I was you!" But has the Demon of the Mist was about to attack, he underestimated Hikari's hearing…
"Above!" yelled Hikari and Naruto jumped up and spin around hitting Zabuza's sword which the latter used to defend himself. This pushed both away from each other.
"You just keep surprising me again and again, kiddo." Admitted Zabuza.
"He had a good teacher!" said Anko behind Zabuza. He jumped in time as a massive number of snakes came out of her sleeves. He cut them with his sword and was about to go for the kill when…
"Fox Tail Fireball!" yelled Hikari as she moved her tails, creating two fireballs that rushed to her opponent. Zabuza did some quick hand signs. "Water Style: Water Wall!"
The fireballs hit a gigantic wall of water that appeared around Zabuza. But what he wasn't expecting was that Naruto would use that. "Thunder Style: Lightning Spear!"
One spear for Naruto, one giant hell of a shock for Zabuza. But has he was electrified, he turned into water. Then, another Zabuza appeared and stabbed Naruto in the ribs, only for the Naruto to disappear in smoke.
"It seems I'm not the only one prepared!" said Zabuza as he disappeared. Anko, Naruto and Hikari resumed their places.
"Kakashi, what are you doing? You have the fucking sharingan, use it!" Whispered Anko, angry at the scarecrow that didn't even move. And he is the one giving motivational speeches? This guy is fucking lame.
"Right!" said Kakashi as he pulled his headband up to show a sharingan eye. Naruto growled at the eye, being the bringer of much pain to him in the past. His mates were trying to soothe him, while also sending glares to Kakashi. Sasuke gasped. The Sharingan? But only Uchihas can have it! Is Kakashi an Uchiha?
"So I finally get to see the famous sharingan. This is going to be tough." The voice of Zabuza was heard. He again underestimated Hikari's hearing…
"Fox Tail Fireball" yelled Hikari as she threw two fireballs. Naruto then decided to add up.
"Wind Style: Great Breakthrough!" the two attacks then fused.
"Collaboration jutsu: Kitsune Fire Tornado!" yelled both as a raging tornado was created. Zabuza had to use all his speed just to avoid the ball. That thing is deadly. I have to try and avoid that or I'm screwed!
But then Hikari's ear twitched. "There is someone else! Over there!" she pointed to some trees.
"Okay!" yelled Anko. "Naruto, you and your girls take care of whoever it is. Kakashi, lend me a hand here. We are facing a demon. The rest, protect the bridge builder!"
Naruto and his crew disappeared, leaving the others where they were. This did not sit well with Sasuke. "Why does the dobe gets to fight and I have to stay here? I'm an Uchiha, the elite of elites!"
"Yes, and a very loud one at that!" mocked Zabuza as he once again appeared in front of them. "Forget it, kid, you can't even resist my simple killing intent without your babysitter saying sweet nothings to you, how are you an elite?"
Sasuke seethed at this. "I'll show you!" and with that, Sasuke ran towards Zabuza.
****************With Naruto*************
He around the place, making him get behind the place where his enemy was. It seemed that it was an hunter nin. He got behind him, using Hikari's help to go unnoticed as she cast a genjutsu around him. He felt her chakra and it felt like a Chunin level chakra.
An hunter nin with this level of chakra?
Don't let looks deceive you, kit. That girl is just as young as you are, but she appears to have taken her training seriously, so her chakra his well developed. Of course, she didn't got the training you had, nor the teachers you did. Still it is impressive that one such as her is this developed.
Are you sure it is a girl? I can't see her face.
Positive! I smell her pheromones and she is female. I also note that she tries to use some kind of male perfume, so I guess she is used to hide her gender, or really likes mans cologne.
Okay, what about her chakra, it feels cold.
Really? Maybe they are from that old clan, the Hyoutons. They had the bloodline that gave them the combination of wind and water elements: Ice. They specialize in chakra control and are usually very professional in what they do. A shame that the bloodline purges in Hidden Mist Village almost killed them all.
Naruto nodded at that. Kyubi had told him about the bloodline purges and he trembled at the thought. Sure, he didn't like some clans because of their arrogance, but that didn't mean he wanted to destroy every last one of them. I think it' high time I get a talk with this one.
Getting a phantom nod from Kyubi, he made the signal for the genjutsu to end and said in a jovial voice.
"Do you need help, Hunter nin-san?"
Haku had been so entranced and focused on the match, she jumped out of her skin when she heard someone talk behind her. She looked and to her shock, it was the kid that had put up a decent fight with Zabuza.
"I'm… here to apprehend Zabuza Momochi. He is a missing nin of Hidden Mist Village and must be eliminated."
Naruto nodded. "But then, why don't you join the fight?"
"I would rather not, as it seems that those Jounin are doing my job for myself. I will just attack when I see an opportunity!"
"And what are you going to do with the body?" asked Naruto as, unknown to Haku, Viper had summoned a lot of her clan with a silent chant.
"I will bring the body back to the village." Said Haku, not knowing that she had just given herself away.
Naruto smiled, then he yelled "NOW!" and Haku found herself bounded by an indeterminate number of serpents. "What are you doing? I told you the truth!"
"No you didn't!" said Naruto in a voice that frightened Haku. "If you were a true hunter nin, you would have said 'I will cut the head and destroy the rest of the body. The head I will use as proof that I killed him'."
Haku gritted her teeth. He was right, she did an obvious mistake. But that was not the worse. The worse was seeing the look on his face. The look of someone that is disappointed. A look she always hated in Zabuza's face, and now she was getting it from this strange kid.
Naruto then turned to look to the battlefield. "You care about him, don't you?"
Haku looked at Naruto questionably. Naruto turned to her and said "Zabuza… you care about him, don't you?"
Haku then looked down. Then she looked at Naruto again. "Do you have people you want to protect? People you would give your life to?"
"Yeah, so?" said Naruto.
"I believe that one can become truly strong… if he has a precious person to defend. I have seen the effects as I served Zabuza-sama. He has been the only person to never look at me with disgust or rejection."
Naruto then looked at her. "You are from mist, are you not? You must have a bloodline then, if they hated you."
Haku looked at Naruto in shock. How does he know about that? It's supposed to be a secret!
"Tell you what, I have a deal. First you are going to give me your name. Then I am going to let you go and get Zabuza when you see the opportunity. When he is better, come meet me and my sensei in the forest, near the bridge. We have an offer for the two of you."
Haku was shocked. He was going to let her leave? "Why?"
Naruto looked at her "Because I know your pain. I know the pain of rejection and the pain of being seen as a monster. I too found people who saved me from that, and those are my precious people. So I would like to give you guys a chance. Besides, it would be a shame if the great 'Demon of the Mist' died here at the hands of Kakashi of all people."
Haku looked at him, seeing no traces of deceit or treachery in his face. She then nodded. "My name is Haku. I will have to talk with Zabuza about this. We will meet you in 5 days. Enough time to get Zabuza back in shape."
Naruto nodded. "Mine is Naruto Uzumaki. Now come on, let's watch the match. I myself find it very enjoyable to see that prick flying through the place getting his ass kicked."
Haku watched as the serpents started to poff in smoke, leaving her free again. She then noticed two animals, a fox and a serpent, sitting besides Naruto. She decided to watch. No harm could come from it, right?
Besides, he was right: it was fun to see the kid getting the shit beaten out of him.
************With Sasuke*************
Sasuke was bleeding. He had been beaten up so badly he almost didn't know his name. It was best he had forgotten, because he may have ran away from Zabuza and back to the bridge builder. Instead, he was getting a beating. How can this be? I am an Uchiha! How can I be beaten that easy?
"You are disappointing, kid. For all your bragging, you are weak! Maybe I should try to look for that other kid. He has proven to be a very interesting challenge to me."
Sasuke seethed again. Why, why is the dobe stronger than me! If I survive this, I will demand he teaches me everything he knows!
"So, it is over kid." Said Zabuza when he swung his sword down. Kakashi appeared in the last second and stopped the blade with a kunai. "What the fuck?" Zabuza had forgotten about Kakashi and Anko. He jumped away, landing in the middle of the lake and standing there. But then a question popped up in his head. "Why didn't you act before?"
"Because Anko wouldn't let me!" said an angry Kakashi as he glared daggers at said woman who was on the floor with a cup of popcorn that no one could tell where it had come from.
"Hey, it was fun to see your little prick being useless!" said Anko, making Kakashi sweat drop as she put the package away.
"It sure was." Said Zabuza chuckling as he looked at Anko. "I like this woman already! Say, do you have a boyfriend?"
"No. I have the hottest MILF girlfriend ever, though." Said Anko in an honest voice. Kakashi flew back with the nosebleed while Zabuza cursed, after he got a minor nosebleed.
"Fuck! It is always the best women that are lesbian."
"Who said anything about lesbians? I myself am bisexual and Miko had a husband once. No lesbians in there." said Anko, enjoying the expression on Zabuza's face. Even with part of it covered, it was still easy to see his expressions.
"That… is fucking hot!" Said Zabuza as Kakashi started to get up again. "I wish I could join! Oh well, the curse of being a missing nin, I guess."
Kakashi looked at Zabuza and Anko and was not believing his eyes. They were talking like they were the best of friends! Kakashi, however, decided to end the charade.
"Thunder Style: Arch Lightning"
Zabuza had to jump away to avoid the lightning. Trying to use water wall would be a repetition of his mistake and he never did that. He looked at Kakashi "Can't you see we are having a conversation, man. Or were you to embarrassed to ear anymore?"
"Don't go down that road, the guy is a fucking pervert who reads is Icha Icha Books all the time. Though I never saw him with a girl, to be honest." Said Anko as she looked at Kakashi.
"But maybe that is it, maybe he is just a poor virgin and doesn't like to ear others talking about a thing he never experienced and can only read about. It is sad." Mocked Zabuza.
Kakashi gritted his teeth. He was furious, because Zabuza was right, he was just a virgin that never had more than Icha Icha and his hand to comfort him. It is really sad. But the fact that someone like Zabuza would point it out made him furious.
"I'll show you!" he yelled as he ran towards Zabuza. How foolish to try to face a master in water style jutsus in the middle of the lake. Even if one would forget that, just the feeling of the water should have alerted him. Guess not…
"Water Style: Water Prison Jutsu!" yelled Zabuza as he trapped Kakashi on a bubble. "Gotha you!" He then turned to Anko. "Now give me the bridge builder or I kill him!"
"Hum, you can kill him!" said Anko as she looked at her nails. "It's not like anyone except the council will miss him, and they only one because he is the only one that can teach the kid you beat the crap out of how to use the Sharingan. In fact, there are a bunch of people that would be happy with you killing him!"
"Shut up, Anko!" yelled an infuriated Kakashi. "Just get me out of here would you!"
"First, I'm the one in charge, so you don't tell me to shut up or order me to do jack shit! As for getting you out, aren't you Copy Ninja Kakashi? Get out yourself and stop being lazy!" said Anko as she sit down on the grass, giving Zabuza an intended peek at her panty-less pussy through the skirt.
*******With Naruto*******
"That is one way to put a cyclops in his place, isn't it?" commented Naruto as he watched the show.
"It is confusing that that woman would treat her fellow jounin that way. Why does she?" asked Haku.
"Haku, there is a difference between a normal partner and an unwanted partner: you may get along with the first one, but not the second one. This guy is a total ass and always goes around like he is the greatest. He even get's late to calls from the HOKAGE! How much of a dickhead must you be to do that?"
"Not only that." Said Viper "He always chants about team work, but he goes around with an eye he stole from a fallen comrade, Obito Uchiha and a dog summoning contract that belonged to another one, Rin Inuzuka! Some even say that, while the first one was unintentional and an accident, the second one was on purpose! He is a monster that only thinks about himself."
"And add to that…" said Hikari. "…to the fact that he parades around reading a pornographic book without a worry in the world, is always flirting with Anko even though she doesn't flirt back and tried to get a look of Miko naked with his Sharingan! He is a total disgrace!"
Haku looked confused. "Who is Miko?"
"My mom!" said Naruto happily. "The best mom in the world, she adopted me and my life has been the best: she worries about me, checks on me, teaches me what I need to know, whether practical or theoretical and…"
"And?" asked Haku.
"She knows all about the security of various clans and village! With her knowledge I became the fear of ninja of all ranks as my pranks hits every levels!" Shouted Naruto, not loud enough to be heard by the group fighting, but still high.
Haku sweatdropped at this and they kept watching the match.
**********In the fight*********
"Just get me out of here, Anko!" yelled Kakashi.
"Man, he is a pain in the ass. Alright, Kakashi I will save your worthless ass." Said Anko as she readied herself. She then threw several kunais. "Shadow Kunai Clone Jutsu!"
The air was filled with Kunais as they flew towards Zabuza. His eyes widened and he released Kakashi as he grabbed his sword and used it to defend himself from the many kunais. Unfortunately, Kakashi wasn't hit either as he fell through the water, to shocked by her tactic to even move.
"Now that is one nasty technique. But you will have to do better." Said Zabuza as he prepared himself to fight again.
Kakashi submerged and started shouting as he got up "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME!"
"Look at my face, do I look like I care about your life or lack of it?" said Anko in a bored voice. "Besides, I did what you wanted: I freed you from that bubble didn't I? Just be grateful you are alive."
Kakashi glared at her as she started running towards Zabuza and engaged him in battle. She sent a fist to his face which he dodge and when he tried to slice her with his sword she bended herself, showing her impressive flexibility, making her hands touch the ground as the sword passed over her belly. She then kicked him in the shin, got back up and did a spin kick.
Zabuza caught the offending foot and threw her away. He then ran towards her only for Kakashi to appear in front with a kunai. "You again? Don't you learn…"
"…you cannot defeat me." Completed Kakashi making Zabuza's eyes narrow. Zabuza started doing hand signs, and Kakashi did the same at the exactly same time. They both shouted "Water Style: Water Dragon Jutsu!" And two giant water dragon appeared out of the lake and hit each other, both bursting into a rain that fell over the two shinobis.
What the hell? Thought Zabuza. How is he…
"…doing this?" completed Kakashi.
Zabuza's eyes widened. Can he…
"…read minds?" completed Kakashi.
Zabuza and Kakashi then said something at the same time "You will not trick me you stupid copy monkey!" Then Zabuza decided to play a prank. "You know…"
"I'm gay!" said Kakashi, only for his eyes to widen. "WHAT?"
"Gotcha you!" chuckled Zabuza.
Kakashi seethed. "Is everybody going to mock me? I'm getting fed up with it!"
"Look on the bright side, Kakashi. You always wanted my attention and now you have it… even if it means dying of embarrassment." Said Anko in a goofy tone.
Zabuza laughed at the joke then decided to get serious. He was doing the hand signs for his most devastating water jutsu when he saw Kakashi doing them. What made him gasp was that behind Kakashi stood a figure. Is that… me?
"Water Style: Giant Vortex Jutsu!" yelled Kakashi.
Poor Zabuza never got the chance as he was throw away by the vortex.
**********With Naruto**********
"Oh! I think that is my cue." Said Haku.
"Very well. Remember, 5 days, near the bridge, by afternoon." Said Naruto.
"Why afternoon?" asked Haku, surprised.
"Because in the morning I have physical training. In the afternoon, however, his supposed to be genjutsu and other theoretical stuff I need to know, so no harm done skipping one." Said Naruto, in a childish voice.
Haku looked at him. A moment ago he acted like a professional ninja, and now he behaves like a kid! You are an enigma, Naruto. With that she jumped to do her job.
*******With the group********
As Zabuza hit the tree, he looked up. "Can… can you see the future?"
"Yes…" said Kakashi as he prepared himself. "Your future, is death!"
Before he could do anything, a couple of needles hit Zabuza in the neck. He fell with a thud in the floor. Anko looked to see a mist hunter nin. Shouldn't have Naruto taken care of this guy?
"Thank you, I have been looking for him. I shall now eliminate the body. You have my thanks." And with that, the hunter nin and Zabuza disappeared. Naruto appeared a second later.
"Naruto, what took you so long?" asked Anko.
"Sensei, I need to talk to you later." Said Naruto.
Anko left it at that. If the kid was this serious, then she would respect him. In that moment, Kakashi fell from chakra exhaustion.
"And he calls himself 'ex-ANBU captain'? Most people would think he was fired because of lack of quality!" she then turned to Sakura. "Hey, banshee, you take Emo-gay. Sai, you and Naruto will take Kakashi. Let's move out, we still need to reach for Tazuna's house."
Authors Notes:
Delfim: Hey there, another chapter done guys.
Ego: You made Haku a girl? Cool man. Are you going to pair her up with someone? If you are, who?
Delfim: It is not Naruto, that is for sure. I just thought there is someone who deserves some love, that is all.
Ego: Who? And why not the futanari idea?
Delfim: First Question: Not telling you! You are like any other reader, you wait for me to write it and then you read it! Be patient. Second question: I don't need a futanari taking the screen time of the show. So be quiet.
Ego: Okay. I just thought that, as your Ego, I should know before the others.
Delfim: Another reason for you not to know, you would gloat about it for hours! Oh and about my poll, people are choosing the Naruto/digimon tamers idea, so if anyone doesn't agree and wants to vote against, the poll is just there for this week and then I don't care I will go with the poll results.
Anyway, review.