AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Yes, I know Chris Kay is a Smackdown Ref and Chad Patton is assigned to RAW, but anything's possible with ECW right now and it's fiction so I can move people around between RAW, SD, anf ECW. Mickie Henson is referred to by his original WCW name. WWE has begun to refer to Big Show's win over RVD as the South Philly Screwjob in reference to Montreal.
Results for 10/10/06
All Matches are under ECW Rules as per a order given by Tevin Felth after firing Paul Heyman.
Recap of Felth v. Test
Paul Heyman said he went straight to Mr. McMahon to get the next match made. He also said if Felth didn't like it then Felth could join a club. Heyman then begins adding Eric Bischoff could have ran the place better. He then began insulting several referees including Chris Kay and Bryn Khayman referring to Kay as a moron excuse for a referee and Khayman as a sell out to Felth. He continued his rant and praised Nick Patrick's actions back in WCW. A.J. and Felth's Enforcers came out and dragged Heyman to the back.
Finlay w/ Leprechaun and Goon Squad d. The Sandman Referee: Chad Patton
Finlay won after the Goon Squad tied Sandman into the ring ropes and allowed Finlay to beat on Sandman's open head for a submission after he passed out. Finlay was won Sandman's shot at Sabu's World Championship.
Matt Striker is insulting referees claiming they are nothing but high school dropouts. He goes on to refer to Bryn Khayman as a referee who needs to check himself into rehab and stop drinking with Sandman. A.J. informs Striker that Khayman, Felth, and Piett are not there but he is and Striker just bought himself a match.
Kevin Thorn w/ Ariel d. Paul Heyman Referee: Mike Posey
Thorn won after Felth's Enforcers beat Heyman and threw him into the ring.
Lord Khayman w/ Ariel, Kevin Thorn, & Felth's Enforcers d. Matt Striker w/ Goon Squad Referee: Mickey Jay
Khayman won after low blowwing Striker with a chair. After the match, Khayman continued to beat on Striker until Thorn pulled him off. Joey Styles noted both Khaymans are in fact brothers and that Khayman had suffered a broken jaw as a result of Test punching him.
Eric Bischoff is complaining about referees as well and mentions his book is a best seller. Felth's Enforcers appear and drag him out of the ring.
RVD d. Stevie Richards Referee: John Finnegan
RVD won after a Five-Star onto a chair.
Mike Knox corners A.J. backstage and demands something be done about CM Punk. He also states Kelly will not be stripping tonight and if she does A.J. will be in intensive care. Knox is knocked out by Felth's Enforcers. A.J. informs Knox it will happen, however if Punk beats him he will get Kelly Kelly and if Knox somehow wins he will get the United States Championship.
Tommy Dreamer d. Hardcore Holly Referee: Chad Patton
Dreamer wins after putting Holly through a table.
Kelly's Expose is next. This time it is interrupted by Paul Heyman and the Goon Squad.
CM Punk w/ A.J. and Felth's Enforcers d. Mike Knox w/ Paul Heyman & Goon Squad Referee: Chris Kay
Punk won after trapping Knox in the Anaconda Vice despite Knox not tapping out both Kay and A.J. called for the bell. Joey Styles said Knox was a jerk times ten and Kelly deserves someone better. After the match Eric Bischoff told Kay he was nothing more than a Nick Patrick ripoff before being chased away by Punk and Felth's Enforcers.