"Hey." Natasha said walking out of her and Clint's bedroom and to the front door to go meet up with Pepper and Maria.
"Hey." The guys said in response and then did a double take.
"Hey Natasha?" Steve asked.
"Yeah?" She responded kind of annoyed.
"What are you still doing up here when you should be downstairs already with Pepper?" He asked praying she didn't have something on her that would possibly kill him.
Natasha smirked. "Why don't you ask everyone's favorite archer why I'm running late this fine morning!" She said and left to go start her own torturous session.
After Natasha's departure the other's all turned to a sheepish looking Clint.
"So..." Tony began before anyone else could say a word. "Anything you want to share with the class today Mr. Barton?"
"Nothing that concerns any of you." Clint said glaring at Tony as the billionaires grin continued to increase by the second.
"Show and tell is such a great game though!" Tony said before Bruce or Steve could stop him.
"Why would you make Lady Natasha late when you both have the same goal to complete?" Thor asked confusion just clear on his face.
"Thor," Bruce began. "I don't think that's something Clint wants to share."
"Why not?" The Asgardian sincerely asked not seeing the big picture.
"PLEASE Bruce! Let me tell him something!" Tony begged. "You even have to agree that he looks like a lost puppy right now not knowing what the obvious answer to what she just said is!"
"How do you know that it's that?" Clint asked. "We could have been sparring, we could have been training, I could have turned the alarm clock off, I could have told her to sleep in, it could be a number of different things and yet you think it's something dirty!" The archer said trying to hide the grin that was forming on his face.
"The reason I KNOW it was something dirty is because not only did we tell you not to doing anything dirty with her, but Pepper informed me last night that she and Hill told Natasha not to do anything dirty with you!" He said feeling triumphant.
"And your point?" Bruce said also trying to understand why Tony would think the way he does.
"Well neither one of them are good listeners to begin with. So it's obvious Bruce, that they did the opposite of what we said to them." Tony said as though he had all the answer, even though he actually did, but the rest of them didn't need to know that.
"You know normally I would have to say Tony's wrong on this." Bruce said trying to choose his words nicely. "But honestly he does make a great argument."
"Thank you Bruce! That was almost a compliment!" Tony said with a genuine smile.
"So..." Steve began. "Is Tony right... for once at least?"
"If he is can we get back to what I asked you all here to do in the first place?" Clint asked caving and getting ready to put his own mind at ease.
"Yes!" The three earthling males all said.
"Ok, fine we did it, and yes that is what took her so long to get out of bed today." Clint said with a grin bigger than his face.
"Did what?" Thor asked still confused.
"Tony!" Bruce said doing a face palm.
"Got it!" Tony all but screamed with joy. "Come on big guy I'm going to enlighten you on something we here on earth call 'the birds and the bees'."
"Why would I care about a story about flying creatures and insects?" Thor asked.
"Thor I will give you twenty boxes of pop-tarts if you go in the other room with Tony right now!" Clint stated just wanting the God to learn what they already knew.
"Ok!" Thor said excitedly grabbing Tony and rushing into the next room.
"How long do you think that'll take?" Steve asked.
"Hopefully all day!" Clint answered.
"Why hopefully?" Bruce asked.
"Do you really want the two of them back in here causing you to want to kill Tony and feeling like Thor's a five-year-old when he's actually older than everyone here?"
"Good point." Bruce said as Clint started writing again with a smirk on his face and Steve cringed at the idea of what Tony could be telling Thor.
Thank you to the Reviews for the last chapter! They just made me want to update sooner, so here you go! As always R&R!