The TV's broken and there's nothing to do! Nothing except...

"90-second Alphabet!" Rikku exclaims. "Starting with A!"

This whole thing'll be '90-second alphabet style'!

"Anyway, I told Brother that he sucks!" Rikku says.

"But doesn't he make good chili?" Yuna asks.

"Chili? Don't be silly! Why would he make chili?" Rikku exclaims.

"Does he also make good stew?" Tidus asks?

"Eating Brother's cooking is not fun!" Rikku chirps.

"Fryd dra ramm ec kuehk uh?" Brother shouts.

"Go away, Brother!" Rikku demands.

Brother leaves.

"Hi, I wanted to see if you had any sugar cookies, Rikku." a random boy says.

"I don't wanna give any more away!" Rikku replies.

"Just one?" the boy asks.

"Killed by PerfectSim?" Wakka yells while playing Perfect Dark.

It's a different TV... just for N64 and stuff.

"Lend me a sugar cookie, please?" the boy asks.

"Maybe... " Rikku says.

"Now! I want one!" the boy demands.

"Oh no! Not with that attitude!" Rikku scolds.

"Poopie!" the boy whines.

"Quit whining!" Auron says.

"Rikku... just give him one!" Wakka demands.

"So, you want one?" Rikku asks.

"Then, go get it!" Jassu says as he tosses a sugar cookie into the Inn.

The boy chases it.

"Under the sea... Under the sea... na na na na na.." Rikku sings.

"Very stupid song." Wakka comments.

"Why'd we get that "Little Mermaid" sphere?" Tidus asks.

"XBox is in the back. Cid brought it." Yuna says.

"Yuna, I checked back there. There's no XBox!" Wakka says.

"Zanarkand was full of 'em!" Tidus declares.

"And... that about does it! Game, Set, Match!" Rikku exclaims.

Well, now the TV's fixed so they're back to their bored selves... someone should screw up the TV more often...

To Be Continued...