Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Fall of the Kliq
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Kevin and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: Joanie and Hunter have a baby boy. DX reunite, take down the Kliq and create new enemies along the way.
Chapter Ten – The Girl is Mine
The Sandbox
Amy looked at her Omega ladies watch designed especially for her in Italy by a very adoring fan; the strap was red and the face of the watch was surrounded by gold flames. Shawn had one too but he refused to wear it saying that he didn't need to know what time it was, hence the reason he was always late for work. His watch sat on the nightstand in their bedroom waiting to be worn, Amy was wearing her watch out waiting for Stephanie to show up and explain why Aurora was picking a fight with Cheyenne Michelle. Hours later Stephanie still hadn't shown up and Amy was getting annoyed with the Billion Dollar Princess. Her attitude towards the DX family had taken a complete turn for the worst since Vince McMahon was murdered by Kevin Nash. LC was still in her bedroom while Aurora was being chastised by Hunter which was very difficult for the Cerebral Assassin. Carla and Joanie were making sure LC was okay; the Helmsley heiress had no idea what had happened to make Cheyenne so angry but she didn't regret having her sisters there for her either. She needed Aurora and Carla more than ever before and she hoped that Cheyenne would calm down and realize that she loved her just as much as she loved them. LC didn't know how to handle the argument but she did like all the support she was getting while Cameron was in New York with Shawn and Rebecca Michelle.
"Yeah Trish?" Amy said answering her cell-phone.
"Rebecca's with me, she came over from Florida with Cheyenne. I'm taking the girls for a day on the town before RAW, you wanna join us?" Trish asked and Amy frowned.
"Where's Shawn?" she asked thinking Shawn should be with his daughters.
"He's inside with RJ," Trish replied.
"And Randy?" Amy asked.
"He's not here, he's on his way to L.A with Britney and Jessica, he's going to see Stacy Kiebler," Trish said feeling guilty. "We had another argument about Dwayne. He knows how I really feel now Bella, I told him the Truth and he's not happy about it,"
"Trish I'm so sorry," Amy said sincerely. "I know how hard you tried to make your marriage work but I guess you never really stopped loving the Great One,"
"Please come over, bring Joanie and we'll make it a girl's day out." Trish asked and Amy could tell Trish really needed her.
"I can't I'm waiting for Stephanie to come and collect Aurora before she starts a blizzard over my house. You know Aurora picked a fight with Cheyenne for no reason?" Amy said. "Of course you know what am I saying, you're the Truth: Trish Orton,"
"No she had a reason, she was looking out for her sister and Cheyenne got caught in the crossfire. Aurora doesn't mean Chey any harm and neither does Carla. Randy on the other hand is a serious threat to the DX family and it's all my fault," Trish said guilty.
"Trish you can't help the way you feel, stop beating yourself up you've been through so much already why compound the pain?" Amy said and she looked at her watch again and sighed in frustration, "Look, if Stephanie's not here in the next hour I'll grab the girls and we'll come over and spend the day with you okay?"
"Grab the girls now Amy because Stephanie's not coming over," Trish said and Amy went volcanic.
"WHAT?!" Amy said and her Righteous Indignation flared up. "After I told her what Aurora did, why is she not coming over?"
"Because she doesn't like you or any other member of the DX family, as far as Mrs. Hardy is concerned Aurora can freeze you all to death. Now get over here I need you," Trish said smiling joyfully.
"I'll be there in a New York minute," Amy said and she hung up before going inside the Sandbox and telling Joanie what Trish told her about Stephanie sticking it to the DX family again at the expense of her own daughter's emotional well-being.
"What do you mean she's not coming over?" Joanie said in disbelief.
"Trish said she's happy for Aurora to make our lives miserable because she hates us all. This is so wrong this is like bad parenting 101; you don't put your kids in the middle of your problems. I feel like Aurora's been given such a raw deal, why should she be caught up in our business with Stephanie like this?" Amy said unhappily but Joanie was less reactive.
"Because she's Stephanie McMahon and she only cares about herself, I say we show her what good parents do. Let's take Aurora to New York with us and make her feel like a part of our family," Joanie said and Amy smiled.
"Yes that would be the right thing to do, that girl deserves all the love the DX family can give her, don't you think so LC?" Amy asked Hunter and Joanie's firstborn girl.
"I think we should have Stephanie stuffed and put in a cage at the county zoo along with all the other animals. But if we can't do that I'm fine with hanging out with my sisters all day," LC said squeezing Carla lovingly. "It would be a good opportunity to smooth everything over with Cheyenne as-well,"
"Let's get Hunter and Hayworth and jump in the DX Machine," Amy said and Joanie put her hand up in protest at the idea of bringing her husband and son on the girl's trip to New York City.
"Hold up Big Red, who said anything about inviting Bonehead and the Brain? I was under the impression that this trip was for girls only, was I mistaken?" Joanie said and Amy shook her head.
"No you're not mistaken I was just thinking that they might wanna come along," Amy said.
"Well they might want to but they're not going to. Those two are too much for all of us to handle, the amount of attention Hayworth has gotten since he was born is ridiculous and he's just over a week old! He draws attention to himself and to the fact that his father is an idiot, they are not coming with us to New York City," Joanie said and LC frowned at her mom.
"Mom you just gave birth to Hayworth Horace last week are you telling us that you're annoyed by him already?" LC said and Joanie nodded. "But he's a super smart baby, how could that be annoying?"
"Doesn't Cameron's smartness annoy the living crap out of you Ms. Helmsley the First?" Joanie said to her daughter and LC nodded.
"Okay point taken, no boys allowed," LC said.
"No I'm not saying no boys allowed, I'm saying no Hunter and no Hayworth. If the rest of the WWE roster wants to come with us let it be done, Hunter and Hayworth are staying right here in Greenwich where nobody can see or hear them," Joanie said.
"Okay deal now let's get out of here and get into the DX Machine," Amy said.
"No they'll see us," Joanie said speaking of Hunter and Hayworth and she turned to Carla. "Where's Beth?"
"She's in the bathroom," Carla replied.
"Beth get out here!" Joanie hollered to Jeff Hardy's daughter.
"You called m'lady?" Beth said to Joanie after flushing the toilet and fastening her belt back.
"Transcend us to New York City," Joanie said.
"But what about Uncle Hunter he won't know where you went?" Beth said.
"Exactly," Joanie said and Beth looked at her puzzled.
"You just wanna leave him here with Aurora? That could be a really bad idea, Ro's upset and when Ro's upset bad things happen usually involving the weather," Beth warned Joanie.
"We're taking Aurora with us," Amy said.
"How are you going to get her up here without Hunter knowing?" Carla asked Amy and Big Red pulled Joanie over to LC's bedroom window and told her to cause a diversion while she ushered the girls outside to where Hunter and Aurora were talking.
"Hunter my bra strap broke can you please help me fix it?" Joanie told Hunter pretending that he bra was coming apart at the straps when it really wasn't. Hunter didn't care, the welfare of Joanie's upper body had always been his number one priority next to his children.
"I'll be right there!" he replied and he climbed up the Sandbox like Tarzan would a vine and Joanie followed Amy and the girls downstairs to where Hunter had been talking with Aurora. The Hurricane watched her father scale the Sandbox wall wondering why he didn't just go in through the door then she saw Joanie, LC, Carla, Beth and Amy coming towards her laughing.
"Dad?" Hayworth said seeing the girls disappear before his very eyes.
"Not now Hayworth can't you see that your mom needs me?" Hunter replied and when he got to the veranda outside LC's bedroom he climbed over the wall and into his daughter's bedroom expecting to find his wife waiting there for him.
"This man is such a bonehead," Hayworth thought as Hunter ran through the house trying to find Joanie. "They call him the Cerebral Assassin, somewhere inside him there's a smart man dying to get out. Or was that just me coming out of my mom's womb?" Hayworth wondered as Hunter came back down to the Palatial Garden.
"I think your mom just pulled a prank on me. What are we gonna do about it?" Hunter asked Hayworth who stared at his father like he was crazy.
"What do you mean what are we going to do about it? I'm only a week and a day old and you're asking me to help you pull a prank on my mom, the woman who gave birth to me and brought me into this world?" Hayworth said in shock.
"That's right get your thinking cap on brainiac, it's time to go to work. Inside that brain of yours is a Degenerate, or was that me screaming at your mom to push you out early so we could catch the next showing of that new Rock movie?" Hunter wondered and Hayworth replied to a text from the Rhode Scholars telling him about applying for Harvard early saying, "Help my father's a moron!"
"That's not how you spell moron, moron," Hunter said and he threw away Hayworth's cell-phone and picked his son up. "Looks like it's just you and me today boy,"
"MOMMMY!" Hayworth cried.
"I know son I miss her too but for totally different reasons, now let's go find something special of hers that we can fart in so she'll have a nice smelly surprise waiting for her when she comes home from her girls day out," Hunter said and Hayworth forced himself to go to sleep so that he didn't have to play with his Degenerate father all day long.