eyyyy everyone! soory me chaps have been so short! i will try to write a rly long one this time! promis!
at the hopecycle, i layed in my bed weighting for the doctor. billy held my hand, carressing it as if he were giving a handjob to a large dick.
i chewed my gum and blew a really large bubble.
"adidas, no1" bill pooped the booble and snatched the gum from my mouth "the doctor said u can't have gum, remember"
"i know, but a demon baby is going to kill me, so YOLO" i said, trying to take my gum back, billy shoved it in his mouth.
"u lil bastard!" i said seductively, as I pulled him into a french kiss, we made out for a couple minutes, my tongue mingled with his, and the moment i got my gum back i broke away "hows that for passively frenching?" i asked
"you took your gum back! it has ectoplums on it!"
i spit it out. i may swallow, but not ecto. billy chuckled, and threw the piece of gum away.
the doctor came in. it was...rajev!
"rajeev what the fuck r u doing here!"
"i just finished medical school and became a doctor"
"but ur a fucking moron"
"shut up or ill plastic surgery your tits away!"
"oh go shove a cactus up your ass, im out" i got up and left.
"aradida!" billy called after me as he floated behind me, his large anemic eyes locking with mine, he was concerned.
"yess, bully?" i replied
then, a creepy looking woman snuck up on billy and sucked him into a vacuum "fucking hoover and his fucking fuck" she said dashing away "bitch can't do nothin right"
the fuck?" i said "someone mouthfucker kidnapped bill!" i reyled
to be cuntinued