Dah disclaimer's on chapter one, folks.

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Even though the team's spirits were high when they began the game, it soon became clear that, while their smarts were earning them points, the Monstars would counter by scoring twice more and by the end of the first half the Toon Squad was trailing 24-60. In short, the toons might as well start packing their bags.

If that was not bad enough, Stan Podalack came into the team locker room ten minutes later looking as if he had just gone several rounds with the Monstars themselves, which was not far from the truth, with some startling news.

Just before the toons had taken Mike from the land of the third dimension, several big stars in the NBA had come down with strange symptoms that left them unable to even hold a basketball let alone make a two pointer. Couple that with the timely evolution of the pipsqueak aliens and you get one rather shocking discovery.

"Babs was right, we are doomed" Buster sighed sadly as he blocked out Mike trying to rally the team to little effect. "Up against five aliens with the abilities of some of the best NBA players, throwing in the towel might at least let us survive long enough to see our new dwellings"

He was so caught up in his woes that the buck never noticed Lola slipping up beside him and delivering a sharp slap to the head until it connected to said cranium.

"Why did you do that?" Buster asked of the sable as he rubbed the lump on the back of his head.

"Babs told me I was allowed to hit you if you ever started to admit defeat" Lola explained pulling out a contract from under her top that proclaimed just that with the blue buck's girlfriend's signature in the bottom corner.

"Is there anything else you're hiding under there?" Buster asked immediately regretting it when Lola replied by pulling out a large mallet that would not have fit under her shirt in real life.

"No brainer who she got that off of, Toonsters" He said to the screen before returning to the conversation at hand. "How can I not when the odds are against us?"

"Because while they have brawn and skill, we have brains, Michael Jordan and him" Lola replied pointing over the blue buck's shoulder.

While Michael was failing at raising the team's morale, Bugs was using his wits coupled with an old voodoo trick he had seen on an episode of M*A*S*H* a while back. Filling an empty bottle full of tap water and scribbling something on the side, the jack rabbit stepped back into the room not long after Michael had put the rest of the team to sleep.

"Great speech, Mike, you had 'em riveted" He commented sarcastically. "But, eh~, aren't you forgetting something?"

"What?" Michael asked confused about what was going on.

"Your 'Secret Stuff'" Bugs said as he showed the legend the blue bottle with the words 'Michael's Secret Stuff' scribbled on the side in a certain jack rabbit's handwriting.

Even though he was confused as to what was going on, Michael soon realised what Bugs' was doing the moment the rabbit took a gulp of the water and applied toon-physics to himself to become the hybrid child of himself and the Incredible Hulk.

Every two dimensional person in the room was wide eyed as they stared at the now buff bunny while Michael picked up the bottle that held his 'secret weapon'.

"Stop hoggin' it, Mike! We're. Your. Teammates!" Bugs' 'demanded of him wrestling the bottle out of his hands and throwing it to the rest of the team who nearly fought over the thing until almost everyone had had a taste of the 'Elixir of Victory'.

"Now how about we go out there and kick some alien butt!" Michael suggested seeing as they were once again fired up. He was nearly washed away when the team agreed with him and moved as one out of the locker room.

Amidst the throng of highly motivated toons, Buster was once again amazed at the ingenuity his mentor had just displayed. Having seen his idol fill up the bottle beforehand, he had remained sceptic. Now he was embarrassed that he had given up when it was clear someone had an ace up his pelt sleeve for just the occasion. If Babs heard about that, there would be hell to pay.

Back in the locker room, Bugs was just giving himself a quick pat on the back for his trick before following after his teammates when a certain tan sable stepped in front of him.

"Eh, problem, Lola?" He asked politely slightly fearing the look she was currently giving him. It looked too much like the look Sylvester sometimes gave Tweety before trying to eat him.

Lola barely managed to refrain from skipping her plan to the best part as she watched him sweat. The moment the jack rabbit before her had gone from Bugs Bunny to Buff Bunny, she felt her heart leap into her throat whilst her eyes widened until they were almost comical.

"I didn't get a taste of the stuff" She pouted in a cute, seductive way that was sure to make the rabbit catch on to her plan. Or not.

Glancing down at the empty bottle, Bugs could only look back and lola and shrug as if to say 'tough breaks'. He had thought that she had seen him fill it with water but apparently was wrong seeing as she was standing before him.

"Eh, foist come, Foist ser-" He was cut off by Lola grabbing the front of his shirt and pulling him in for a kiss. The moment his lips touched steam and a deep whistling sound spewed from his ears while his eyes went from red to pinks hearts and back again.

He was too caught out to recover quickly enough before Lola pulled away licking her lips as if to find even a trace of him on them.

"Now I'm feeling energized" She commented before leaving the locker room while the jack rabbit shook himself out of the loop she had sent him into.

"Oh yeah, folks, she is definitely nuts about me" He said to the screen before chasing after her.

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Sorry about dah shortness, folks. I'll see if I can inspire dah author fer a bigger chapter next toime

Until den, Watch dis space n' peace out to yahs!