116 Things You Are Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
This story is not connected to any of my other stories. I might make up one-shots though.
Chapter 10: 85-97 Things You Are Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts.
The Forbidden Forest is not full of yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell first-years that it is.
I must never tease Trelawney about what she puts in her incense.
May not call any members of the Ministry of Magic untrustworthy, corrupt slime. Not even Fudge. Ok, especially not Fudge.
Even if I did fine the receipt for the last bribe Lucius gave him.
Not allowed to train Hagrid's pets into attacking other students.
Not allowed to collect blood and/or hair samples from students or staff for potion-making. This includes Mrs. Norris.
May not conduct psychological experiments on staff members or students.
'To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a bad long-term goal to give Lord Voldemort. Or Dumbledore, for that matter.
Rodents are not entitled to burial with full military honors, even if they are "casualties of war". Not even Pettigrew.
When asked to give a few words at a ceremony or staff meeting, 'Romper Bomper Stomper Boo' is probably not appropriate.
Besides, that's Dumbledore's job.
I should not dress up as Voldemort
I should not tell Harry that Voldy is his MOTHER.
(from misstress black)
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Hey yay I'm back. So here are some more things u can't do.
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