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100 Things not to do and to do around Sonic and pals (numbers 21-30)

21. I will not show Silver any shows with similar time travellers

Silver's head almost burst with the thought there just might be alternate hims running around as humans.

22. I will not incite that Silver's quills look like certain leaves

"Hey Silver, a lion called and he wants your hair!" The assault of abandoned cars being thrown at him quickly silenced Charmy.

23. I will not allow evil scientists into G.U.N. Headquarters

Eggman Nega laughed evilly as he controlled his new army of robots before being met with a fist to the throat from Shadow.

24. I will not tie Tails' namesake together

Espio did this to the young fox in his sleep.

Vector asked him, " how did you do that without him noticing?"

"Nin-Nin."

25. I will not allow dancing games in G.U.N. Headquarters

Sonic easily defeated the soldiers on the hardest difficulty songs.

He is currently being chased by the huge. G.U.N. truck.

26. I will not allow Big to come within the proximity of Omega

Omega called Big a meatbag and proceeded to fire bullets at Big's feet to make him hop around.

"Dance meatbag! Dance! *evil laughter*"

27. I will not hold an eating contest

Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Shadow groaned in pain the day after, and Vector cried at the mess in his house.

28. Do not sneak up on Shadow in his sleep

The G.U.N. Commander's corpse was never found.

29. I will not resurrect Mephiles

"MEPHILES THE DARK HAS RETURENED MORTALS! YOU FOOLS HAVE NO IDEA HOW POWERFUL I'M GETTING, OR HOW LOUD I

AM TALKING!" Many hands met many foreheads that day.

30. I will not invite Elise and Chris over for dinner

The two nearly killed each other over who loved Sonic more as Sonic himself cried in a corner.

Then a huge truck broke through the house causing Elise to release Solaris to destroy it.

Bark the polar bear was walking along with Jack the sniper and Bean the dynamite. The trio came across Mighty and Ray and decided to tag along with them to form the almighty squad: The Forgotten. Slowly but surely they gathered an army of llamas, goats, alpacas, a manatee, and narwhals to fight for them. They gathered super glue, duct tape, fencing books, yellow number 2, and/or pepperoni to complete their plan. When an army of goats was found attacking Station square, Sonic dashed in to defeat them all. To his surprise the goats were trained ninjas and fought to their last with amazing martial artist skills. Weary and tired, Sonic collapsed with exhaustion before he closed his eyes, barely seeing a a bag being slipped over him

When an army of llamas were found to be cutening a city, Shadow was sent in with manly awesomeness enhancements to take them down. He eventually managed to find the perfect balance of cutesiness and manliness. Weak from working with pink for so long, Shadow collapsed from a lack of energy, not seeing a bag slip over him. Silver was herding a giant group of alpacas back to the mountains after spotting a huge group heading to Metal Sonic's home. His hair was chewed on twenty times, he stepped in alpaca excrement fifty times, and fell off a cliff one hundred-forty-two-and-a-half times. When he finished herding them to their home, he threw away his pair of boots and got one of his identical replicas to put on. Before he could, he was hit over the head with a frying pan and placed within a bag. Knuckles was extremely surprised to see a giant manatee rise out of the ocean. He screamed, "MANATEEEEEEEEEEE!" Before it swallowed his island home.

Knuckles asked, "How the heck did that happen?"

Before he was hit over the head with a frying pan, making his face turn into a dumb-looking happy face as he fell to the ground unconscious. A bag was slipped over him as well. Tails fighting an army of Narwhals in the middle of the sky while fire blazed around and meteors fell from the sky as an unseen opera choir sang epically was also unexpected. The Narwhals' horns proved formidable blades, and their sword fighting skills were impeccable.

When Tails left an opening, a Narwhal whacked him with it's horn, and he fell to the ocean below, unconscious. The narwhals then realized they couldn't fly, and fell as well. A bag for Tails and the Narwhals retrieved them before they hit the ocean. Sonic and his allies awoke to see themselves and an army of Narwhals tied up in chairs in a giant fish tank and after giving each other equally confused 'what the heck?!' looks, they struggled to release themselves from their bonds. The narwhals succeeded first and pushed Sonic and his friends up to the top so they could breath along with the Narwhals. When the heroes freed themselves they saluted the heroic Narwhals, even Tails, and sent them on their way. They were then assaulted by duct tale weapons and super glue traps. When the y escaped, they all were very, very, very, very sticky. Then a bucket of yellow number two dye fell on top of them, making them all yellow. Sonic then noticed how much Shadow looked like Sonic's own super form. Then self aware swords and fencing books attacked them, and it took a while to destroy the books with the swords, but it was accomplished. Then they all fell in a giant pit filled with pepperoni. The Forgotten stepped put of the shadows to reveal themselves as the masterminds. Tails declared, "HOLY UNREVEAL SONIC!"

Knuckles and Shadow cracked their knuckles before throat punching the whole lot. The heroes then walked into the sunset looking like living pizza without the crust. And they all lived happily ever after. Except for the throat punched people. They got banned to cameo land. This event became known as event 13. (Told ya it would be revealed)

I- I don't know where my mind goes sometime. Pleaseforgivemeanddon'thurtmeIdon'twannadie! Have a good pepperoni filled day. -Dragon