A/N: okay this chapter is from me (the-lost-battle) I hope you enjoy it! Sorry, it's a bit on the long side. Also, sorry to whoever is a Ten-ten fan, I mean you no harm and I hope you don't take offence, it's JUST a story and I don't mean to make anyone angry because of it. If you have any problems take them out with me but keep reading everyone else's parts please. :3
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters.
Sakura had brought me back to a room I had past with the door closed. She opened the door and then stopped in her tracks. I moved around her and was immediately "attacked" by a hug by some random chic with black hair that looked very familiar. She was basically squeezing the life out of me. " uhh hi…." I said, very confused by the situation. The girl smacked her head and backed off. I was staring at her as she backed away when Sakura started basically screaming. I quickly looked over to where she was, startled by the sudden outburst. I looked over to see Sakura standing over a bed rambling about something. The girl from before quickly covered Sakura's lips. I looked around them to the bed to see a person who looked like Uchiha Sasuke, in only his boxers, lying unconscious. A slight blush crossed my cheeks. The girl from before quickly forgot about me and moved over to the sleeping Uchiha. I watched from the sidelines as her, Sakura, and what appeared to be Hinata Hyuuga began to put makeup and girl cloths on the poor sleeping Uchiha. I took out my camera. After a little while of recording the door to the room opened. A small girl with red hair entered the room with a " yo". Immediately I recognized her.
"Sarr? Is that Sherriah then?" I said pointing at the girl that was over with sasuke. Sara nodded and gave me a brief explanation on why they were there, Something about Sherriah screaming too much and it messing up her insides. Sounded like something she would do. But the real questions I wanted to ask were 1 how did THEY get to this magical place of wonder? Did they have another magical nickel? And 2 why did our appearances change? Did other things change as well? Right as I was about to start questioning Sara the room went quiet. Looked over to where the Uchiha was. He was sitting up and his eyes were wide open. Needless to say, we were about to die.
In a matter of minutes Sasuke had brought all three of us to the hokage's office. I took out my camera and hid it nicely in my backpack, while no one was watching, to record the show. We stood around for a while listening him complain on why he dislikes us and to Sakura trying to defend us. I just stood there saying "shut up sasuke" over and over in my head, hoping my brain waves would reach him. After the hokage had enough of Sasuke's complaining she spoke.
"Hmmm I see. You girls have caused me trouble today. First of all, you," she pointed at Sherriah, "have screamed more than once today. I have been getting complaints at the hospital of hearing loss and damage."
'you haven't been around her at a pep rally so you shouldn't be complaining'I thought to myself.
"Then you", she then moved on to Sara, "you were seen going into a bar." Sara didn't respond. I laughed to myself. 'sounds like something Sara would do, wish I could have joined her' I thought with a inner laugh. She then turned her sights on me.
"And you… well you just got here but you were a nuisance too!"
I had to let out a small smile. What could she say? That I was a menace to society by just being here? Heh, if that's all you got, then it's not enough. Sherriah suddenly started laughing. The whole room stared at her. After a minute Sasuke started to talk.
"You have something to say, trouble maker?" Sasuke asked. Sherriah glared back at him.
"I actually do." she replied.
"I suppose we, mostly me, caused a lot of trouble today. I suggest that we are put on probation. Since you don't know that we are secret spies trying to steal your information I think this would be the best. You could monitor us and we would have to be stuck with a babysitter." she said.
'what are you thinking Sherriah!?'
The hokage nodded at Sherriah's idea. She preformed some hand signs and POOF! a scroll appeared.
"I agree. That sounds like a good plan to get you guys out of my hair. You will be living with your guardian. The guardian must be aware of where you are and must consent on whether or not you can go alone or not. They will be reporting on everything you do so don't think you can get your way." She said as she glared at us. I looked over a Sherriah who did a silent "yes!"
Suddenly sasuke chimed in, apparently noticing Sherriah's 'yes'
"I think they should be split up" he said.
Sherriah turned towards him. "Splitting us up is unnecessary"
He looked back at us. "You can be plotting together the destruction on Konoha." He said.
'Jeez! What's with this guy!?! He's seriously starting to piss me off! It was just a joke, get over it.'
I glared at him. , "You would be the first one we would get."
"It already is going to happen anyway." I heard Sara say. I looked over at her, shocked. She looked kinda dazed, not really interested in what was going on. The room was silent for a while until the hokage spoke.
"Well then, that settles it. They will be split up. Red one will be with Kakashi since she will be a hassle. The Look-a-like Uchiha will be with Ten-Ten."
"NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. I loved all the characters in Naruto except for her! Out of all of them she would be the one I would want to push off a very tall cliff!!!
"You put me in a room with her and you will regret it" I seethed. I glared at the bun headed girl that just "happened" to be in the room. She stared intently back. The hokage, exercising her power, spoke back. "What I say goes!"
I balled my fists at my side.
'What an abuse of power' I thought angrily. I didn't like being forced to do things, especially things I didn't like. Sherriah placed a hand on my shoulder and said "No violence."
'oh there's going to be violence alright' I thought to myself.
I heard Sara on my other side say "Capri I got the rope" I chuckled evilly to myself.
Sasuke then started talking to Sherriah, "AND finally YOU! You will be staying in a place secluded from all others. A place where if you were to scream no one would hear you. A place that no one dares to set a foot in. You will be living on the Uchiha's secret house."
"What?! NOOOO! I don't want to live in that scary place!" She yelled in protest. I saw Sasuke mouth 'Payback is a bitch' to Sherriah.
'yes, it's going to be when you get it' I thought to myself.
Once we grouped with our "guardians" we were each given walkie talkies. We were told to keep them on us at all times, but we at least got to pick the color of the walkie talkie we wanted. Sherriah picked purple and Sara picked orange. I was hoping for a sonic blue one which is my favorite color, but there were none to be found so I went with second best, a blood red one. Ten-ten reluctantly got the same color as me.
"Sarr! Capri! Save me!!!!" Sherriah yelled as we started walking off with our guardians. Sara and I yelled back "have fun" as we walked away.
'because I know I'm going to have LOADS of fun' I thought to myself
After we left I pulled my backpack around and shut off my camera, hoping to save the battery for better times. I put my backpack back into its regular position and my eyes rested on Ten-ten. I found myself glaring at the back of her head, hoping her buns would burst into flame. They never did. After a long time of walking I got irritated.
"where are we going?" I asked angrily.
"to my house." She said without turning around. I glared at her and crossed my arms.
"I bet it's a dump…" I said under my breath.
"Excuse me? Did you say something?" she asked.
"No! Nothing at all!" I replied back quickly.
Now, usually I'm a pretty nice person…but something about this girl makes my blood boil. As I contemplated my EXTREME dislike for her I noticed Ten-ten was leading us out of the city and towards a large fenced in area that held what looked to be a VERY large and VERY dark forest. I stiffened as I could swear I heard a screaming coming from within the gates. She moved over to one of the gate entrances. She opened the door and went inside to the forest within. I paused before going in.
'is she?...she's going to kill me off isn't she?' I thought to myself.
I stood outside of the gate to the forest. Ten-ten turned back around to see if I was following her. She stood for a minute and then waved for me to follow. I glared at her, hoping she could feel my "fuck you!" attitude. I saw anger flash across her face as he turned around and started walking again.
'…I think I can take her' I thought to myself.
I followed her into the dark forest.Strange yells and cries echoed around us as we made our way down a darkened path. The trees above us blocked out almost all of the sunlight. My eyes moved back and forth as I constantly checked the surroundings.
' what the hell kind of person lives in a place like this!?!?!'
I looked ahead to the girl in front of me. 'oh…right'
I was looking around at the shrubbery when Ten-ten stopped suddenly. I bumped into her back.
"Ow! Why did you stop!" I said angrily as I backed up and rubbed my nose. She was silent for a minute then quickly turned around on her heals to face me.
"Why do you hate me!" she asked angrily. I was getting even more pissed. She just HAD to stop in the middle of a demonic forest that was likely to release demon spawns to eat us to talk about her FEELINGS.
" I don't 'hate' you! I just think you're a horrible ninja!" I said angrily.
" EXCUSE ME!??!?!!?!" she yelled, shocked. I heard a loud roar somewhere off in the distance. I figured the demon spawns of the forest didn't like us yelling. I got a little worried, the last time I saw what was in the forest it didn't look friendly.
" bring your voice down!" I yell-whispered. She ignored me.
"WHAT'S SO 'HORRIBLE' ABOUT ME!" she yelled again. I heard another cry from the forest, it sounded closer this time.
" SHUT UP!!! I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DIE!!!" I yelled back. She glared at me and crossed her arms.
" so what is it." She asked with a glare.
" you really want the list RIGHT NOW?" I replied angrily. She glared at me.
"yes"
I growled.
"To begin with! You DON'T have a backstory, you DON'T have screen time, and you NEVER develop your character!!!" I half yelled back. She stared at me confused and angry.
"… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!" she yelled once again. A large roar surrounded us.
" QUIT FUCKING YELLING!!!!" I screamed. Ten-ten suddenly pulled out a kunai and threw it past my head. I was frozen. I heard something thrashing around behind me. I turned my head around slowly. A humongous centipede like creature was pinned to a tree about 6 feet away from me. I noticed a kunai sticking out of its head as it thrashed around. Needless to say I screamed bloody murder and fell to the ground. I thought I heard Ten-ten chuckle. I was pissed. How dare she laugh at me! I lifted myself off of the ground and faced her. I was seriously about to just run over and tackle her, and HOPEFULLY there would be a large chasm of death that I could Spartan kick her into. I started walking towards her, my body full of rage.
"lets go" she said with a smile as she turned around and walked further down the path. I swallowed my anger at her and followed after. After a short walk we came upon a small house. Ten-ten went up to the house and opened the front door. She gestured for me to go in with a disturbingly nice smile. I glared at her as I entered the house. At the moment of entry all the hatred disappeared. The house was like any other house…if houses were filled to the brim with sharp pointy deadly weapons. Even though deep down I was SEVERLY disturbed by the sheer amount of weapons present, I was captivated. I had a certain fetish towards sharp pointy objects. I was scanning the room in awe from my position at the door when I noticed a BEAUTIFUL hand crafted Nodachi (Japanese 2 handed long sword) in the far right corner of the main room. My body instinctively moved towards it as my hands reached out to hold it. My foot moved an inch from its position when I felt it catch on something. I looked down to see my foot had caught on a small thin wire.
" OH CRAP!!!!" I heard Ten-ten yell from behind me. I looked up confused. Suddenly everything seemed to go in slow-mo. I looked up to see Ten-ten reaching out to me, a horrified look on her face. Her eye's seemed to rest slightly above my head. I followed her gaze. I looked above me only to wish I hadn't. Above me, falling from a hidden compartment in the ceiling, was a large barrage of kunai. I shut my eyes and quickly pulled my hands up to cover my head. In an instant I felt my feet get swept out from underneath me and then not a second later I heard the sound of the weapons slicing through the wood on the floor. When I finally got my head together I realized I was being held bridal style in someone's arms. My immediate thought ( due to self esteem issues) was 'OH GOD!!! I'M TO HEAVY FOR THEM!!! THEY ARE GOING TO HURT THEMSELFS!!!' Without looking I started trying to get out of their grasp.
" no…I'm too heavy…please let me down" I started saying as I pushed on their chest to try and get down. Thankfully I could tell it was a guy that was holding me, though if it was a girl I probably would have been able to tell pretty quickly. Oddly enough my struggling had the opposite effect; the person tightened their grip on me.
" please stop struggling." The boys said softly. I suddenly realized I recognized his voice. I opened my eyes and looked up to see if I was right.
" hey! It's the blind guy!" I said out loud. He let out a sigh. Yes, I knew it was Neji Hyuuga but since we hadn't been "formally" introduced I didn't want to freak him out by already knowing his name.
" oh gosh! Are you guys alright?!" Ten-ten asked as she quickly moved over to us to make sure we didn't get hurt.
" I'm soooo sorry!!! I forgot to take down the traps!" she said as she moved over to a corner of the room and fiddled with some small wires. From my position in Neji's arms I looked around the room. Practically the whole floor was covered in kunai except for an empty space around Neji and I in the shape of a circle. I sweat dropped.
' why would she booby trap her own home!?!?!' I thought to myself.
Neji began to place to place me back on the ground. I happily complied.
" I'm so so so so soooo sorry neji!" ten-ten said as she came back over to us. She put her hands together and bowed as she apologized to Neji.
'yes, DON'T apologize to the only person here that wouldn't survive a barrage of weapons'
" It's all right Ten-ten, no one was hurt so it's okay." He said. She looked a little reluctant to let it go but gave in.
"So what are you doing here Neji?" she asked.
Neji hesitated for a minute as he looked around the room at all the weapons.
"…After further consideration, Hokage-sama decided that your home may be too dangerous for a girl like her." He said. Even thought he didn't point or motion in my direction it was obvious he was talking about me. It made me feel kind of out of place, as if I shouldn't really be there for the conversation. I casually put my hands behind my back and backed up to the nearest wall. My eye's wandered around the room as I tuned out their conversation. There was probably every weapon known to man in Ten-tens house. Which lead me to believe that if this really was the forest of death from the chunin exams then I felt bad for whoever stumbled upon this place. It must look like a serial killers torcher chamber from the inside AND out. My ears caught some of the conversation and tuned back in.
"Its been decided that she will stay with me until we find a suitable home to place her in." Neji said. Ten-ten actually looked a little disappointed.
" oh….okay." she said. She reached into her pocket and pulled out the walkie talkie. She handed it to Neji and he thanked her and turned towards me. Sadly at that very moment my A.D.D. had set in and I was reaching to the ground to pick up one of the kunai's left from the barrage. Neji let out a light cough. I quickly dropped the kunai and stood up straight.
" shall we head out then?" he asked.
" uh…sure…" I replied. I couldn't help but glance back down at the kunai. I really wanted it. If not as a cool sharp ninja weapon, then as a memento…and also as a way to get back at Ten-ten. I didn't know how I was getting back at her by taking it, but I just was. Maybe one day she will be fighting and then realize too late that one weapon is missing and then WHAM she gets round-house kicked in the face. I smiled to myself. When Neji and Ten-ten looked away for a minute I quickly reached down and grabbed the kunai closest to me and shoved it in my back pack. Neji turned back around and waved for me to follow him. I followed him out the front door and stuck out my tongue when I passed Ten-ten. After that we made our way back to Neji's house. Once Neji showed me to my room I was out like a light.
A stupid mocking bird is what woke me up in the morning from my deep sleep. I was tempted to throw my newly acquired kunai at it just to get it to shut up but I resisted. I was barley awake when I heard something vibrate in my backpack that I had left on the other side of the room. I rolled off of the futon on the floor and rolled all the way over to my bag. I opened it to find that it was my phone that had been vibrating.
'odd…I thought you died…….oh well!!!'
I flipped open my phone to find a text message from Sherriah saying something about finding a tree house and about her wanting us to meet her there. I shrugged and lifted myself off of the ground. I left my room and wandered out into the hallway. There was no one to be found so I wandered where Neji said his room was
" 3rd room down and to the left" were the coordinates he had told me the night before. He wanted to make sure I knew where his room was "just incase I needed anything" so I decided to pay him a visit. I happened to be lacking some clean cloths for the day so I was hoping he could help me. I reached his room and knocked on his door. There was no response.
" Neji? Are you in there?"
There was still no response. I reached for the door knob and slowly opened the door.
"Neji?"
I fully opened the door to find that there was no one in the room. I stepped inside and looked around. His room was fairly plain, sort of how you would imagine a noble samurai's room would look. As I was looking at his book collection there was a sound at the door. I quickly turned around to see someone coming in.
"N-Neji-kun?"
Hinata was in the doorway when she spotted me.
"oh…" she said surprised. I felt a bright red blush cross my cheeks. I was embarrassed. Hinata had just found me snooping through Neji's room.
"I-I was looking for Neji because I needed some cloths and I came in here and he wasn't here so I decided to look around for a minute and I got distracted by stuff and then you came in and I…" I stopped talking, I was starting to ramble. Hinata was quiet for a minute and then she spoke.
" I-I can help you g-get some cloths…" she said. I looked down and nodded.
" thank you" I replied back. Hinata lead me to a room that was filled with cloths and let me pick what I wanted. I found a long pair of black baggy pants and a black shirt with the Konoha symbol on the shoulder. I quickly got dressed, thanked Hinata and then set out for the tree house that was in the forest near Kiba's house.
I finally reached the forest near Kiba's house but realized that I had no clue where the tree house was. I started wandering around looking for it. I had gotten my phone out and was about to text Sherriah to ask her for better directions when I suddenly ran into Sara.
"Hey. You having trouble finding the tree house too?" she asked.
"Yeah. There's too many trees!" I replied as I looked at all the trees that surrounded us.
"I know! There is too many trees." She exclaimed. She looked like she was about to say something else when we both noticed the big white dog of Kiba's running full-throttle towards us. I about panicked, I didn't like regular big dogs and this dog was like super mutant size so in short I was about to have a heart attack. Thankfully the large canine stopped before ramming into us and then turned around and went back the way he came.
"I think we're supposed to follow.....?" I said. Sara nodded.
We followed the dog to a fairly large tree. When we looked up there was a tree house resting on the branches. In the doorway of the tree house was the canine's companion Kiba.
"Hey Sherriah! They're here!" he shouted back into the tree house. Sara and I moved over to the ladder. She motioned for me to go up. I, not liking to go first on anything, told her to go first instead. She pointed to the skirt that she was wearing.
'how did I not notice she was wearing a skirt?'
"You're going first. Unless you like looking up other girls' skirts." She said. The thought of it grossed me out and reminded me of all the perverted guys I knew.
"Err, no." I replied back. We made our way up the ladder and into the tree house. Once up we noticed someone unfamiliar. Standing next to Sherriah was another dark boy with bronze gold hair and sand colored eyes. His eyes were like something I've never seen before, the whites were completely blacked out.
"Who the hell is he?" Sarr asked bluntly.
"Sarr! It's CC!!!" Sherriah exclaimed. I was dumbfounded. Could this really be the Christian I knew? He looked so different.
"No way! CC? That's you?" Sara asked shocked. The boy nodded his head. If Sara and Sherriah believed that it was Christian then I did to. As I looked closer at him I could even pick out the features I knew so well.
Sara nodded her head towards kiba.
"So, why is he here?" She asked/
"He was with CC." Sherriah replied.
"I thought you said you wanted this place to be a secret?" Sara asked. Sherriah paused.
"Yeah I did, but..."
Sherriah motioned for Sara to come in closer. They whispered something to each other that I couldn't hear, but I could swear I saw Sara let out a mischievous smile. She turned towards Kiba.
"This place, the tree house, this is a secret and everything that goes on here is a secret. Got it?" she said to Kiba.
"What if I don't keep it a secret?" Kiba replied back. Sara was quiet for a while. It seemed like she wasn't going to reply. Suddenly she spoke.
".....Naw man. I'm not gay, but if i was, i would shove my lubricated hand so far up your asshole id be doing sign language out yo mouth. I would smother my dick full of peanut butter fill your asshole full of jelly then shove your hot buns up against my dick and make a fuck sandwich. I would dress up like Miley Cyrus, crawl up your back, butt fuck you with a microphone and whisper in your ear. "it's a climb"*** Got it? So you better keep it a damn secret!" She yelled. I was about to burst out laughing.
"W-what!?! I don't understand!" Kiba yelled. Sara reached out and grabbed the front of his cloths and shook him.
"Just keep it a secret dammit! Ahh!" she yelled. Kiba quickly agreed to keep it a secret.
. "Okay, so where were we?" I said like nothing happened. "Oh. Yeah. CC! You're here with us!" she exclaimed.
"How did you get here?" I asked.
" well I was at bed bath and beyond---" we all cut him off(except for kiba).
"That's how we got here! This is so strange..."
"Yeah. Can you believe how real these cosplayers look!" Christian said, motioning over to Kiba who looked scared and deep in thought.
'…cosplay? Does he think this is a convention or something?' I thought to myself.
"Christian, my son,.....this is not cosplay. We're actually in Naruto's world." I said to him. He looked confused.
"It's true," Sara said, backing me up.
"But that's not possible..." he said, even more confused.
"We didn't think it was either. But somehow we've been brought here." Sherriah explained. He paused.
"But why...?" He asked.
"We don't know. We'll just have to find out along the way." Sara replied. We all were all quiet. Kiba broke the silence.
"Who's Miley Cyrus?"
A/N: Okay that's it for my chapter, the next person up will be Sherriahstargirl so be ready! It's gonna be awesome!
*** this was a quote from a really funny video by Shane Dawson. If you haven't already seen it you should go watch it RIGHT NOW!!! Here is the link :3
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