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EPOV

I pulled Bella's sleeping form from the Volvo, and ran up to my room with her. I tucked her in and kissed her gently on the forehead.

"I love you" I murmured into her skin.

I left her to sleep and met my family in the living room. Carlisle and Esme had joined them and were now well informed on tonights events. Alice had called Charlie and told him Bella was staying the night, and that we would bring her home in the morning.

"So let me get this straight," Carlisle said, breaking the silence. "You went to a human's sleepover. Emmett switched off the towns electricity power. You then frightened them with a scene from the shining. Then Edward and Jasper showed up. Bella was hit on by some human called John. Edward was hit on by Lauren. Bella got defensive, and claimed you as her own in front of Lauren. The humans then found out you too are engaged. Emmett ate a sandwich. Bella and Edward pretended to have sex for a dare. Then Bella nearly had her eyebrows shaved off, and got upset, and that's when you all came home." He concluded. "Did I miss anything?"

We shook our heads.

"Good. Well not really, but you know what I mean." He sighed.

We split after that. Alice and Jasper went to hunt, Emmett and Rosalie watched some TV, and I went to my piano. I played until the sun rose. I wonder what Bella and I will do today.

'Edward!' Alice's thoughts screamed at me.

"What?" I called back quietly, abandoning the piano and fleeing from the room.

"Charlie's coming over for breakfast. Well that's his excuse, he's really coming over to check on Bella and make sure she's in her own bed. He was talking to Mrs. Stanley this morning and apparently Jessica mentioned to her this morning about you and Bella having sex for a dare. Mrs. Stanley passed it on to Charlie." She said, panicked.

"Oh no" I muttered under my breath. I have to think of some excuse, quickly.

"He's pulling into the driveway now." Alice said, "Pretend to eat breakfast or something!" She yelled at me.

I ran into the kitchen where Esme was making pancakes.

"I heard everything, don't worry, I'll sort it out. Now eat up" she said teasingly.

"Thanks Esme" I told her gratefully.

BPOV

I don't know what time we arrived at the Cullen's. I do remember however, falling asleep on Edward's chest as the car Hummed on the motorway. I remember quiet whispering as Edward carried me from the car into the cold night, and inside the Cullen's house. Edward laid me in his large bed and kissed my forehead, murmuring an 'I love you', before walking from the room and closing the door gently.

What seemed like minutes later I was being awoken by Charlie's voice, I tried to ignore him, I was too tired. But when Charlie suddenly appeared in the bedrooms threshold, with an infuriated red face, I became slightly worried.

"Isabella. Why are you sleeping in Edward's bed?"

"Sleeping?" I responded sleepily.

"Don't give me cheek missy! I spoke with Mrs. Stanley this morning. Jessica told her that you and Edward performed a certain dare last night" He said furiously.

Uh-oh.

"Dad, calm down." I said as calmly as possible "Lauren was being mean, and she dared us to... we didn't do anything though." I said quickly as his face turned beet red.

He relaxed slightly.

"And care to explain why you're sleeping in his bed?" he asked, almost afraid of the answer.

"Well, like I've said, Lauren was being really mean, and we left around one this morning. I fell asleep in the car ride here, and Edward put me in here, while he slept on the couch downstairs." I said quickly, hoping he'd buy it.

He contemplated it quickly, before nodding in acceptance.

"Charlie?" Esme called from the doorway.

When Charlies attention was diverted I took the time to get out of bed and rush into the bathroom to get dressed.

"Would you like to stay for breakfast? I have it made and all." She told him hopefully as I listened through the door.

"I'd love to stay Esme" he said, and I heard their footsteps as they descended the stairs together.

Just as I left the bedroom, two cold arms encompassed my waist from behind and pulled me into his chest. I laid my head back against his chest.

"Morning" I mumbled, as he kissed my cheek.

"How are you?" he mumbled into my neck.

"Better now, but we are never going to any sleepovers again" I said sternly

"I wouldn't dream of it." He said quietly, and turned me around to press his lips softly against mine, before taking my hand and leading me downstairs and into the kitchen, where my dad, Esme and Carlisle were sitting on barstools talking.

"Morning" I told them as Edward went to the fridge, to get me something to eat presumably.

I went over to him to help when Alice and Jasper bounded in. Alice had a glint in her eye-like she was up to something. I looked at Edward to see him looking at her inquisitively.

"What's up Alice?" I asked, but she chose to ignore me and continued over to Esme.

"Mooooom" she sang sweetly.

"Yes Honey?"

"Can I have a sleepover?"

"No!" Edward and I sang in unison.

"Why not?"

"You know why Alice," Edward said sternly.

"Edward it was really fun! Besides if we have them here, it will be our territory, and we can get them back real good, and I promise nothing will happen to Bella" She said solemnly.

"Fine" he muttered, not bothering to argue with her, as I gaped at him.

"But that guy Nick isn't invited." He said with finality.

"Fair enough, they'll be over tomorrow night." She said and left the room joyfully.

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat.