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Mario Total Drama Island
Episode Ten
Saboteur Kart
The familiar host is standing in his usual spot on the dock of shame while holding a hot cup of coffee. The ape flicks a bug out of his fur and begins the recap. "Last time on Mario Total Drama Island, the two teams went on a canoe trip to a nearby island that wasn't Keelhaul Key, where they were supposed to go." Donkey Kong takes a sip of his coffee. "Ahh… that's hot, uh, anyways Toadette and Prince Mush finally shared a somewhat romantic moment, even though she's not ready for a relationship. Shy Guy smoked as usual, and Mona's desire for winning made her downright insane. Pauline considered Mario to join her alliance, which will ensure her dominance in the competition. But in a shocking twist, the Fat Fireflowers lost for the third time in a row thanks to Birdo eating weed brownies made by Shy Guy, and Wario for being an idiot. In the end it was Wario who was left without a mushroom and another camper will have the same fate tonight. Will Mario join Pauline's alliance? Will Yoshi go to funky town? Will I stop getting sexier by the minute? Find out all this and more in the most dramatic campfire ceremony up to date, on Mario… Total… Drama… Island!"
The opening sequence begins
Rosalina is meditating in her usual spot. She has a bright light surrounding her. A squirrel looks at the light, falls out of a tree, and lands next to the girl from space. Toadette walks up to Rosalina.
"Uh… hi Rosalina. Can you hear me?" Toadette asks because Rosalina looks as if she transported to another world.
Rosalina opens her eyes and stretches. "Oh hey Toadette. I love meditating but sitting on the hard ground makes my butt go completely numb… erm, what do you need?"
"I'm just wondering-"
"Oh goodness! You're feeling torn apart from love from getting cheated on by your ex-boyfriend-" Rosalina comments before Toadette cuts her off.
"Uh… yeah… that's not what I came to you for though…" Toadette responds while taking a step back from Rosalina.
"Oh." Rosalina looks down. "Sorry, I guess I scared you… I scare everyone… at least I still have my lumas… and Waluigi."
"You didn't scare me." Toadette laughs. "You just caught me by surprise. That's all."
Rosalina smiles. "Oh okay then. What did you want to ask me?"
"Does Prince Mush truly love me? I just can't seem to fit everything together… He could be scheming something for the competition to get me eliminated or something… I've been cheated-" Toadette exclaims as Rosalina cuts her off.
"Yes. Very much." The girl from space answers.
"Wow. Thanks Rosalina!" Toadette hugs Rosalina and walks away.
Rosalina looks down and notices the squirrel she knocked out of the tree. She picks it up and examines it. "No. Not another one. That's the third this week…" She mumbles to herself as she tosses the squirrel on the roof of her cabin.
Koops is sitting on the edge of the dock looking down at the water. Goombella notices and sits next to him.
"Like what's wrong yellow koopa dude?" Goombella asks.
"Oh. Hey Goombella." Koops gives off a half-convincing smile before letting out a loud sigh. "It's just that… I never been apart from Koopie Koo for such a long period of time and-"
"Aww… you miss her!" Goombella squeals. "Ohmigosh that's like beyond like adorable!"
Koops fakes a valley girl accent. "Like you didn't like totally let me like finish." Koops returns using his normal voice that now has a sense of depression it. "That's not it at all… the thing that's wrong is that I DON'T miss her… I'm seeing Luigi cry every night about Daisy… yet I feel apathetic about being apart from Koopie Koo."
"Apa-whata? Anyways, I think it's great that you miss Koopie Koo. Don't worry. You'll see her eventually." Goombella states as she gets up and happily skips away.
Koops let out a loud sigh. "She didn't understand a word I said…"
All the campers are now in the main lodge eating oatmeal.
"Um, miss chef lady… can I get some sugar for my oatmeal?" Mona asks Zess T which makes her left eye twitch.
"Do I look like a miss chef lady? You may direct me by my name and only my name! Do I make myself clear?" Zess T yells.
Mona nods.
"And no you can't have some dang sugar, so get out of my face!" Zess T screams at the top of her lungs.
Peach reaches the front of the line as Mona steps to the side. "Good morning Zess T. Can I please have some sugar for my oatmeal?" The blonde asks.
"Yes you may." Zess T answers as she hands Peach a large cup of sugar.
"What? How come she gets sugar?" Mona complains.
"Because her boobs are real!" Zess T states while giving her a disapproved look.
Peach dumps the cup of sugar into her oatmeal and walks to her seat. She takes a bite of her oatmeal. "Yikes now this is too sweet." Peach laughs.
"I hate you!" Mona responds.
"Mario I have to talk to you about something." Pauline says which causes Bow and Peach to give her a evil look.
Pauline grabs Mario's arm and pulls him out of the main lodge.
"My a oatmeal is a getting a cold!" Mario states.
"Mario, I want to take you to the final six with me!" Pauline exclaims.
"How a are you a gonna do that? Do you a have a connections with a the producers or something?" Mario asks.
"No. You see, I have an alliance and I want you to be part of it. It's just strategy if you think about it. But I'm the one who makes all the decisions!" Pauline explains.
"Uhh… I'm not entirely sure." Mario replies.
"Just know, my alliance can kick you off at any point in the game." Pauline states.
"Are you challenging my intellect?" Mario asks with a slight flirtatious grin.
"Maybe. It's all on you." Pauline answers.
"Can I suggest who we kick off next time we lose?" Mario asks with a grin.
"Sure." Pauline answers. "Do you have anyone in mind?"
"Yes! That a annoying goomba girl. She has got to go!" Mario exclaims.
"Yeah. She's also in the alliance…" Pauline replies.
"Uh, what about Yoshi. He's outlived his a stay on this a island…""Yoshi's in the alliance too…" Pauline utters.
"Then how about a that a creepy space chick. She creeps me out."
"Rosalina is in the alliance too…"
"Then what a about a Waluigi?" Mario asks.
Pauline has a blank expression.
All the campers are standing near the fire pit while Donkey Kong is explaining their next challenge, "Today's challenge is a very fun one! Mario Kart! We'll be racing on two awesome tracks. One simple one, and one long complex one!"
"Where's the karts?" Birdo asks.
"Good question. That leads us into the first part of today's challenge. There are eighteen vehicles on the other side of the island right near where you all played capture the flag. you all must go there as a team and get your vehicles but there are twists, obviously. You are only allowed to take two things at one time. Getting more than two vehicles is prohibited. The second twist is you all must push the vehicles you want back to this part of the island. So, that's all know… you all have four hours… GO!" Donkey Kong shoots a shot gun in the air.
In Confessional
Pauline - "Since the other team is currently down two players, this makes the perfect time to get someone else off my team to get eliminated. I mean, besides, it certainly has been a while since I've done something devious." /grins/All the Fat Fireflowers immediately run to get their cars.
"Dang broskis, why are we in such a rush?" Shy Guy asks while pulling a blunt out of his mouth.
"Because unlike you. Some of us take stuff seriously!" Birdo roars.
"Girl, you're just pressed because Shy Guy helped you feel more relaxed than you'll ever feel from his brownies!" Dry Bones states.
"Wait. Birdo was high yesterday?" Prince Mush asks.
"Yeah…" Birdo answers. "But that's over now. If I wasn't high, we probably would've won the last challenge."
"I don't want to go back to those forts!" Luigi randomly blurts out.
"Why?" Birdo asks.
"Because that was the challenge Daisy got eliminated. Oh crap. I just said her name…" Luigi says.
"Relax, Luigi. If it makes you feel any better, I voted off you instead of Daisy that challenge." Janette states.
"Yeah, that makes me feel SOOOO much better…"
Toadette turns to Koops who still looks down.
"Hey, what's wrong buddy?" Toadette asks him with a smile.
"Huh? Oh, uh, nothing. I'm fine, never better." Koops answers.
"Koops, you better tell me, or I'll tickle you!" Toadette replies.
"Yeah, string bean, what's got you down?" Birdo asks.
"My girlfriend… I never been apart from her… ever… but now I'm seeing the world alone and I'm not in love with her. I realize that there's more to the world than just Petalburg… but I don't know if I should breakup with her or not. I kinda, um, don't know how I'm feeling." Koops explains.
"Hey man, just breakup with her. She's obviously not the one for you. You'll find a girl you truly love someday, but she just may be harder to obtain." Prince Mush comments as he glares at Toadette with a smile.
"But you have to think about the girl too! I mean you can't just dump her and break her heart like she's nothing. You have to wait, and see!" Toadette adds while angrily glaring at Prince Mush.
"Will you two make out already?" Birdo complains.
"Hey. If you're announcing this on TV won't she see it and get the message regardless?" Janette adds.
"No. The show isn't live." Koops states. "The first episode airs next week apparently, so she won't see this… now at least."
"I just want Daisy back." Luigi mumbles to himself.
"DAISY IS NOT COMING BACK SO JUST SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT!" Birdo roars which causes squirrels to jump out of nearby trees and run away.
"Dang girl, you need more weed." Shy Guy comments. Birdo gives him an evil glare.
The Poison Mushrooms are all walking slowly to get the cars, which is annoying Mona because she wanted to get to the vehicles first.
"Can we please hurry up? We're gonna lose." Mona demands.
"We have four hours, besides I'm NOT running." Bow responds.
"But you're a ghost, you don't even have to run." Waluigi says.
"I want some ice cream…" Yoshi states while he rubs his stomach. "But I can't eat any…"
"Why can't you eat any?" Goombella asks.
"Because I'm fat! Full blown fat! I used to so thin, and BAM I got fat." Yoshi states.
"You're not fat." Peach utters.
"Girl please, look at my muffin top." Yoshi says as the camera zooms in on his current shirt which has a muffin design on it.
"Why aren't we running?" Mona cries.
"Because then we won't have enough energy to push the vehicles." Rosalina answers.
"Why don't we speed walk?" Boo suggests
"That's actually a good idea…" Mario says.
"Yeah. I need to lose the extra calories…" Yoshi adds.
They all start speed walking except Rosalina, Boo, and Bow who all float at the same pace as the rest of them.
In Confessional
Pauline- "I need to think of a way to sabotage my team this challenge, but stay low about it… but first I need to decide who I want to kick off. Mario thinks Boo for some reason. Boo is a smart useful competitor, so he's got a point. I'm leaning more towards Mona because her strive for winning is just a little too high. But to ensure my decision in who I want to kick off I'm hooking up a hidden camera right next to the normal camera in this confession stall. I'll be able to go through what everyone says."
Goombella - "Like hey everyone I know this is like my eighth confessional today, but like I have a lot to say. Not really… but I'm like hoping like all of my confessionals air on TV so I get like more screen time."
The Poison Mushrooms are still speed walking through the woods to reach the vehicles.
"The other team is waaaayy ahead of us. We should start running now!" Mona suggests.
"We have four hours to kill, we have time" Peach states.
"Not exactly. Think about it, it would burn a lot of time pushing the vehicles back depending how heavy they are." Rosalina explains.
"Then what are we waiting for? Let's run!" Mona commands.
"I still think we have plenty of time." Pauline states.
The Fat Fireflowers reach all eighteen of the vehicles which are six motorcycles, a mushroom car, a convertible, two sports cars, a cauldron shaped object with an evil smiley face on it called a koopa kart, an old broom that looks like a witch's, a pair of red and white shoes, a medium-sized stroller, a go-kart, a rolled up carpet, a bike, and a large car object that resembles a goomba.
"Wow, what a selection…" Dry Bones snickers.
"Do all these so called vehicles even work?" Janette asks while staring directly at the pair of shoes.
"Lets get the convertible first!" Luigi instructs.
Luigi, Prince Mush, Birdo, and Janette all begin pushing the convertible since that's all the people with muscle on the team. Toadette, Dry Bones, Shy Guy, and Koops. Otherwise known as the weaker ones, are all deciding on what small object they should push.
"We should go with a motorcycle." Shy Guy suggests.
"I don't think we, uh, all could push a motorcycle." Koops states.
Toadette tries to pick up the koopa kart.
"We're going with this!" She demands.
"Uh, Toadette, we don't even know what that object is. For all we know, it could very much be just a cauldron." Koops says.
"Who cares? It's so adorable!" Toadette laughs. "Help me grab it!"
"She's got a point…" Dry bones adds.
They all start pushing the large cauldron and easily catch up to the rest of their team.
In Confessional
Prince Mush - "I just want to talk to Toadette this challenge, but for some reason she seems so distant… did I do something wrong?"
Pauline - "Okay. Time to check the hidden camera. Who has been using the confessional while I was gone. /grabs hidden camera/ Let's see, Goombella, Goombella, Goombella, Goombella, Goombella, Prince Mush, Goombella, Goombella, Goombella, Goombella, Goombella… dang why does she use the confessional so much? It's not like her confessions are going to air on TV. And that's it. Hmm. I guess I'll wait a little while longer and then check again."
The Poison Mushrooms continue speed walking until they spot the Fat Fireflowers in the distance pushing their vehicles.
"Aw, they probably already got all the good vehicles!" Mona complains.
"Considering there are eighteen vehicles. I'm pretty sure we'll find something good." Rosalina states.
The Fat Fireflowers slowly reach them.
"What no smart remark?" Mona asks Birdo.
Birdo shakes her head. "Too tired from pushing this car…"
"Toadette, why don't you help us push? It should only take three people to push that object, we could use your help." Prince Mush asks.
"N-no thanks, I'm not really that strong, I mean I wouldn't be helpful at all." Toadette answers.
"High-five for being weaklings!" Koops shouts as he high-fives Shy Guy, Toadette, and Dry Bones.
"Okay, they're way ahead of us. Now we should start running!" Peach insists.
"Ugh. Why does today have to be Bootler's day off? I could've asked him to get me some magazines or something to read for this endless walk." Bow complains.
"Well, Bow, you could always talk to me." Boo smiles.
"Nah." Bow answers.
All the Poison Mushrooms start running and easily reach the vehicles. They all look around at the strange vehicles.
"Well, we should definitely take one of the sport's cars. Who are the strong people of the team?" Boo asks.
"I'll push it, along with winner crazy girl, Yoshi, Mario, and Rosalina." Peach states.
"Like what other object are we all like taking?" Goombella asks everyone.
"We're taking the shoes!" Pauline states which causes everyone to look at her like she's insane. "What? These obviously aren't normal shoes! I'm taking them regardless!" She picks up the shoes and walks away.
"Is that girl trying to get us to lose or something?" Mona asks.
"I'm suspicious of her…" Peach answers.
"Pauline is nice…" Yoshi comments.
In Confessional
Rosalina- "Okay, um, hey world! I guess you may or may not be watching this. This is my very first time using the confessional. Anyways, Pauline, I'm starting to think she actually might be sabotaging her own team. I mean I was VERY suspicious when she made the alliance vote off Pianta, but now I think she's trying to sabotage again since the other team is down players. I must find out what she's up to!"
Pauline - "Let's see who used the confessional now, Goombella, Goombella, Goombella, Luigi, Goombella, Goombella, Luigi, Goombella, Goombella, Goombella, and Rosalina. Eh, it's nobody I care about. I mean Rosalina is probably talking about how much she loves Waluigi, Goombella is rambling about her life, and Luigi is crying about Daisy…"
Luigi - /singing/ "Daisy come back! You can blame it all on meeee! Daisy come back! Something something misery!"
The Fat Fireflowers all reach the fire pit and sigh in relief.
"Ugh. How many hours did that burn?" Prince Mush asks in fear.
"Only one." Koops answers while looking at his phone.
"Well what are we waiting around for? Let's go get more vehicles!" Janette insists.
"Fine. The more vehicles the merrier." Birdo states as the whole team starts walking away.
"Wait up!" Zess T yells. "Let's see, we have a koopa kart and a convertible for the Fat Fireflowers. Not bad for your first choice. Okay go ahead."
They all run in the woods again.
"We should grab a sports car next!" Koops suggests.
"The other team probably grabbed them both." Dry Bones explains.
"I doubt it. Have you seen the people on their team? It would take over seven of them to push one of those sports cars."
"Dang, I didn't bring enough weed for two trips… ugh I need something to smoke. Is it possible to smoke grass?" Shy Guy grabs some grass.
"Why would ANYONE want to smoke grass?" Prince Mush asks.
Shy Guy pulls out a small piece of paper and puts the grass on it. He rolls the paper up like a blunt and smokes it. "It's actually not that b-" Shy Guy throws up for four whole seconds. Toadette throws up all over Prince Mush at the sight of Shy Guy throwing up.
"Opps sorry…" Toadette states.
"Uh… it's fine I guess, I'll just take off this dirty shirt for now…" Prince Mush responds.
"I got some throw up in your hair though…" Toadette says with a disgusted look.
In Confessional
Prince Mush - /referring to Toadette/ "She puked on me… that's so… hot."
The Poison Mushrooms encounter the Fat Fireflowers again.
"Ugh. You guys again." Mona rolls her eyes.
"Nice to see you all too!" Prince Mush says.
"What's in your hair?" Bow asks in disgust.
"Throw up."
"I should've never asked…"
The Poison Mushrooms continue pushing the sports car. Pauline is holding the shoes. They reach the fire pit where Zess T is waiting.
"That other team is way ahead of you all." Zess T states.
"We know. Because SOME people don't want to run to catch up!" Mona shouts. "Bunch of losers…"
"Does anyone else wonder what an eyeball tastes like?" Yoshi asks and everyone looks at him as if he's weird.
"Why would you want to know what an eyeball tastes like?" Boo questions Yoshi.
"I don't know, it could taste good…" Yoshi replies.
"It probably doesn't have a taste…" Peach states.
"Why wouldn't it have a taste? I mean everything has a taste, even water has a taste that no one can explain!" Pauline explains.
"I think a it would a taste like a chicken." Mario adds.
"Why chicken? I mean maybe a fried eyeball but not a raw one. I'm guessing it could taste like-" Waluigi says before Rosalina cuts him off.
"Are we seriously discussing what an eyeball tastes like?"
"It tastes like salt! Okay? Salt! Just salt! Watery squishy salt!" Zess T exclaims making everyone else have a blank expression.
"Uhh… we're gonna go get more vehicles now heh heh." Boo states as he backs away from Zess T.
"Good luck with that…" Zess T replies as she writes down what vehicles they already got.
The Fat Fireflowers reach the vehicles again.
"Okay, so which vehicle should we take this time around besides the sport's car?" Shy Guy asks.
"I think we should take the mushroom car." Dry Bones suggests.
"No! Ew, that thing is ugly…" Toadette states.
"It should be effective though." Dry Bones responds.
"How about that goomba car? Is it weird that I think goombas are adorable?" Shy Guy asks.
"That goomba car is ugly as heck." Janette says and Toadette nods in agreement. "We should take a motorcycle and press our luck."
"Okay, me, Birdo, and Luigi will push the sport's car while the rest of you can push that Motorcycle." Prince Mush orders.
"We're grabbing the white one since it's the prettiest." Janette states.
"No. the red one is the prettiest." Shy Guy argues.
"It doesn't matter what color we choose, really. I think we'll have enough time for a third trip." Toadette explains.
"But this time around we're going with the white one!" Janette says as she grabs the white motorcycle and tries to push it. "What are you all waiting for?"
"Ugh. Of course the bossy mean chick always gets her way." Dry Bones complains as he helps push the motorcycle.
"Oh, you're one to call me mean!" Janette snaps.
"Man I wish we would've eliminated you along with the rest of your sisters!" Dry Bones hisses.
"I thought you wanted Koops gone instead of Janice!" Janette hisses back.
"Koops is useful now, and I changed my mind about him. You on the other hand could use some work!" Dry Bones counters. A bird in a tree is mouthing every word he's saying.
"Me? I don't get high in the middle of a challenge! I don't make sexist remarks! And juggling your ribcage is not a freaking talent!" Janette roars. Another bird is mouthing every word she's saying and then both the birds laugh.
In Confessional
Dry Bones - /referring to Janette/ "I can't stand that chick… but she is kinda hot. She's not relaxed like Toadette… what am I thinking? I can't stand that chick.
Janette - "Really, who does Dry Bones think he is? Ugh. He just gets on my last nerve! Someone needs to put him back in his casket!"
Goombella - "…and then she was all like 'you want a piece of me? Go ahead and punch me in the face." and I was all like, "Girl you are like so phony." Then we started fighting in the middle of the room. It like totally ruined Grandma's funeral…"
Pauline - "I guess I'll check this once more… hmm… Goombella, Goombella, Prince Mush, Goombella, Goombella, Goombella, Dry Bones, Goombella, that toad girl whose name starts with J but I never cared enough to learn her name, Goombella, and in a shocking twist… Goombella!"
Mario grabs a piece of Pauline's hair and sniffs it.
"Ahh… that smells a nice." Mario states. Pauline turns around and gives him an evil glare.
"Stop sniffing my hair."
Mario shrugs and walks over to Peach. He attempts to sniff her hair but she beats him with a bat in the process.
"Ow." Mario cries as he rubs his head. "I almost a got a concussion."
"What is wrong with you?" Peach asks Mario.
"Nothing…" Mario answers.
"Hey Rosie, I carved this rock into a heart!" Waluigi says to Rosalina who is completely zoned out.
"Huh?"
"I carved this rock into a heart… for you!" Waluigi says with a smile as he hands her the rock that is carved like a realistic heart.
Rosalina grabs the rock and looks at it in confusion. "This doesn't look much like a heart…" Waluigi frowns after she said that.
"It's a real heart… you don't like it?"
"No… it's great because it came from you and that's all that matters!" Rosalina replies.
"Run faster!" Mona demands.
"I'm already tired because I had to eat that nasty oatmeal this morning." Bow complains.
"How exactly does oatmeal make you tired?" Boo questions Bow.
"Do you want to start an argument?" Bow replies.
"You've been nothing but a brat for a while now!"` Boo shouts.
"Well you've been nothing but rude to me! I mean questioning everything I say and do! You take Bootler's side more than me!" Bow counters.
"You made me paddle that dang canoe alone last challenge!" Boo hisses.
"Bootler isn't allowed to help you in challenges!" Bow counters.
"I needed YOUR help." Boo shouts.
"Who do I look like?" Bow replies.
"That's exactly what I'm talking about!" Boo roars.
"Stop yelling at me! You sound like my daddy!" Bow screams.
"Oh the irony…" Peach says.
"I can't wait to gossip all about this to Janette, this is getting juicy!" Yoshi states.
"Bow, do you want to be with me or not? Because right now, I really don't know." Boo shouts.
"Boo, I don't know. I really like you and all, but Bootler-" Bow says as Boo cuts her off.
"Why should Bootler decide who you date?" Boo asks. "You're not a child anymore."
"Um, this argument is going nowhere, so can we focus on the challenge now?" Mona asks.
"Yeah. Let's get this challenge done with, then we'll talk." Bow exclaims.
Boo just nods.
The Fat Fireflowers encounter the Poison Mushrooms once again.
"Just great… they got the other sport's car…" Mona complains.
"All you do is complain…" Peach tells Mona.
"You guys are slow as heck." Koops states.
"You think we don't know that…" Mona complains.
"This is like the longest challenge ever… besides the awake-a-thon that was like totally long." Goombella states.
"It wasn't so bad since I had you talk to." Yoshi confesses.
"Really?" Goombella blushes. "Some people think like I'm like so totally like annoying. Can you like believe that?" Yoshi just smiles.
"People think that about me too!"
In Confessional
Goombella - "Yoshi is like so adorable like I just want squeeze him… if I had arms."
The Fat Fireflowers reach Zess T yet again with the vehicles they chose.
"Alright a red sport's car and a white motorcycle. Getting a little cautious aren't we?" Zess T says.
"There were only so many options to choose from." Janette exclaims. Shy Guy rolls his eyes and pulls a blunt out of his mouth.
"We should've went with the red one."
"Oh shut up before I pull that mask off your face!" Janette hisses.
"Ha! You can't do that because it's glued to my face!" Shy Guy laughs.
"Wait. Why the heck did you glue that mask to your face?" Birdo asks.
"I refuse to let anyone see what I look like behind my mask." Shy Guy crosses his arms.
"What if he's really attractive under that mask?" Toadette ponders out loud.
"I doubt he looks like me." Luigi responds.
"I'm pretty sure he looks like Zess T under that mask. He needs it because he's just THAT ugly." Prince Mush states. Zess T smacks the back of his head.
"Your not so attractive yourself. That girl you like could do so much better."
"Aw, thanks." Toadette says.
"Okay. We have enough time to squeeze in a third trip let's get going." Koops commands.
"You heard the string bean, let's get moving creatures, mushrooms, bones, and whatever Shy Guy is." Birdo adds.
They all continue walking into the woods to get more vehicles.
"Man, I want to listen to Crazy Gaga right now." Shy Guy confesses which makes every laugh.
"Dude, why her?" Prince Mush asks.
"I just love her single, 'I Shuck Corn This Way' It's motivational. And I love her single, 'Harry the Knight'" Shy Guy says as he starts humming the first song he mentioned.
"Both those songs were horrible." Prince Mush states.
"The music videos were pretty cool. I mean who else has the balls to dress up in a giant corn costume and let a bunch of people shuck her and then bite off all the corn until she's almost naked. Now THAT is creative." Dry Bones says.
"You guys are idiots." Birdo states.
The Poison Mushrooms all reach the vehicles again. They all glance at what remains in question.
"Hmm… what to take?" Mona rubs her chin.
"I'm grabbing one of the motorcycles!" Pauline announces as she grabs the red motorcycle and begins pushing it.
"No! That motorcycle is filled with negative energy. Something bad could happen to the person driving it!" Rosalina cries.
"Whatever. I'm taking this motorcycle and I don't care. It's perfectly fine." Pauline replies.
In Confessional
Rosalina - "Hmm… and now it all makes sense! Pauline is a backstabber. She's trying to get our team to lose so she can eliminate another poor unfortunate soul that will have the same fate as Pianta. I don't think I can quit Pauline's alliance though, or she just may kick me off. I should warn the others to vote her off immediately. I don't trust her at all if all she's going to do is blow off challenges!"
Mona - "Yeah, Pauline is definitely trying to sabotage us. Right now, I want her gone. We don't need someone like her screwing up our team. I like winning, and that's all there is to it."
"So, like which vehicle should we like pick now?" Goombella asks her team.
"Ooohh! A flying carpet! I'm definitely going with the flying carpet!" Boo states with a laugh.
"How do you know it flies?" Peach questions Boo.
"Psh. What carpet doesn't fly?" Boo replies. Peach slaps her forehead.
"No comment."
"I guess we have nothing to lose…" Mona mumbles.
"I'm feeling groovy right now!" Yoshi exclaims as he starts dancing. "Who wants to go to funky town? Woot woot."
"NO!" Peach, Mona, and Rosalina scream at the same time.
Yoshi frowns and runs up to help Pauline push the motorcycle.
The Poison Mushrooms run into the Fat Fireflowers.
"Of all the objects you could choose… you guys picked the carpet? That's just sad." Koops states with a laugh.
"It flies." Boo remarks. Birdo rolls her eyes.
"Sure it does."
"Koops, how many more hours do we have left?" Luigi asks.
Koops takes out his phone, laughs for some reason, and puts his phone away.
"Well?" Luigi asks.
"What?" Koops asks back.
"How many hours do we have left?" Luigi asks in fear.
"We still have a little less than two hours. That's more than enough time to finish this trip! Let's get to it!" Koops states.
The Fat Fireflowers all start running to get more vehicles.
The Poison Mushrooms reach the fire pit where Zess T is doing yoga.
"Oohhh! I wanna do yoga!" Yoshi says as he runs next to Zess T and stretches with her. Zess T opens her eyes and screams at the sight of Yoshi next to her.
"You guys are back…" Zess T sighs.
"Yup. Now write down a red motorcycle and a rug like thing." Peach says.
"I know what to write!" Zess T snaps as she writes.
"You guys think we can make another trip?" Waluigi asks his team.
"We can try. We have an hour, but this time we have to run!" Rosalina states.
"But most of you can't even run that fast…" Mona complains.
"It's not like we could all jump on Yoshi's back and he could run us to the vehicles…" Peach states.
"Wait. If I can push all your skinny butts last challenge maybe if you could all find a way to balance on my back I could run to as fast as I can to the destination." Yoshi suggests.
"Goodness no! You could break your back or something!" Rosalina shouts.
"We don't have that many options, freak of nature, we have no choice." Peach states. Rosalina looks down.
"Fine I guess.."
"Then what are all of you waiting around for? Hop on!" Yoshi demands.
The Fat Fireflowers reach the vehicles once again.
"Okay, what to take?" Prince Mush asks.
"How about another motorcycle?" Koops suggests.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shy Guy shouts loudly which causes many birds to fly off of the island.
"What's wrong High Guy?" Birdo asks.
"Someone took the red motorcycle. We should've grabbed it while it was still there. This is all Janette's fault… I need more weed." Shy Guy cries.
"The colors don't even matter so grab a motorcycle so we can get moving." Birdo instructs.
"Fine. I'm grabbing the black one and I don't care what Janette says." Shy Guy states.
"Fine. I don't want to grab another motorcycle. We should something small and easy to push." Janette Mush rubs his chin as he looks around. He notices the pink stroller and rolls it over to the rest of the team.
"This will be perfect!" Prince Mush states with a smile.
"A stroller? You've got to be kidding me." Birdo says.
"Wait. Someone small like Koops could fit in this perfectly and it has an engine so it must be kind of fast." Prince Mush explains.
"Uh, it's not, uh, safe to drive a stroller when there will be sports cars and a convertible flying by." Koop states.
"It'll be fine." Birdo says as she starts pushing the motorcycle along with Prince Mush. Luigi pushes the stroller while everyone else does nothing but walk.
Yoshi is sweating and looks exhausted.
"…you guys are heavier than I thought you all would be…" Yoshi lets out a grunt and takes deep breaths.
"Maybe I should a get off. I'm a obviously the heaviest." Mario insists.
"No the girl with the silicon should get off…" Peach exclaims.
"They're not fake!" Mona shouts loudly.
"I'm pretty sure me and Waluigi are the heaviest since we are both tall." Rosalina says with a smile. "I'll get down!" Waluigi smiles with her.
"I'll get down with her."
They jump off of Yoshi's back and he sighs in relief. "That's much better. Let's keep going now!"
The two teams encounter each other… again. Most of the Poison Mushrooms burst out laughing at the sight of the stroller.
"I'd pay big money for someone like Birdo to drive that stroller." Boo says following with a laugh.
"I'm not gonna be the one driving it!" Birdo hisses.
"What inspired you guys to get the stroller anyways?" Pauline asks.
"Our smaller players…" Prince Mush states as everyone turns and looks at Koops. "So, anyways, why are you all breaking that poor Yoshi's back?"
"We need to get there faster… onward Yoshi!" Pauline commands as Yoshi begins running again.
"What a bunch of losers." Birdo laughs. "We got this challenge in the bag!"
"I sure hope so." Prince Mush says.
The Fat Fireflowers reach the fire pit with the pink stroller and black motorcycle.
"Okay, not bad choices." Zess T says while she writes.
"Good." Koops smiles. "But there's no way we'll be able to pull off a fourth trip so I think we have enough vehicles."
Everyone on the Fat Fireflowers sit around the fire pit.
"I'm hungry." Toadette says as she rubs her stomach.
"Don't worry, missy, I have plenty of snacks for everyone. I'll get them." Shy Guy utters as he happily skips away.
"I miss Daisy!" Luigi cries. Toadette and Janette rub his back to try and comfort him. "Daisy used to rub my back!" he cries feeling a sense of nostalgia. Toadette and Janette stop rubbing his back. "Daisy used to stop rubbing my back!" Toadette and Janette look at Luigi in confusion. "Daisy used to make that face!"
"Luigi, it'll all be okay." Toadette says as she hugs Luigi. "And if you say Daisy used to hug me, I will pinch you!"
Luigi shrugs. "I just wish she never got booted off."
"Well she did, if you two actually focused on your challenges that day, she would probably still be here!" Birdo roars.
Luigi sighs as Shy Guy skips up to them all holding his large snack sack. He dumps all the snacks on the ground and everyone, including Zess T grab random snacks.
Luigi looks a bag of Really Really Hot chips. "The name of these chips be so misleadin' they ain't even hot." Luigi takes a bite of one chip and starts breathing heavily. "H-h-h-hawt, ith hawt. Wather I need wather!" Luigi screams loudly and runs to the lake to cool his mouth.
"That's gross." Shy Guy states. "I've used the bathroom in that lake so many times… number one, two, and three!"
"Three?" Birdo questions Shy Guy.
"You don't EVEN want to know." Shy Guy answers.
Janette takes Luigi's bag of Really Really Hot Chips and eats them with out a problem. "They're actually not even that hot."
"How come the hotness doesn't affect you?" Dry Bones asks with a slight flirtatious smile.
"Hot things don't have much affect on me." Janette explains while she continues eating the chips. "I remember this one time, Janice, Janelle, and I all chose to eat a ghost pepper, man was that a stupid decision. Janice went crazy and sprayed the hose in her mouth, I couldn't stop sweating and drooling all over the ground and the pepper had no affect on Janelle."
"Wow that story was hot." Dry Bones laughs.
"Hahaha very funny…" Janette smiles at Dry Bones and then immediately stops. She looks away while Luigi is running back to the group.
In Confessional
Janette - "Okay. Maybe Dry Bones is sooo bad… I don't know actually… do YOU think he's bad?"
Goombella - "…And I was like, 'yeah' and she was all like, 'yeah' and I was all like, 'totally' and she was all like, 'totally' and then I was all like, 'Poisitivilutely!' and she was all like, 'Uh, no!'"
Pauline - "Ugh… time to check these confessions again. Let's see, Goombella, Goombella, Goombella, Rosalina, Goombella, Mona, Goombella, Goombella, that toad girl whose- wait let me go back… a Mona confession! Finally let's watch dis. /Watches Mona's confessional from earlier/ I think I made my decision… hmm… Rosalina never uses the confessional I actually do wonder what she talks about too… /Watches both of Rosalina's confessionals and now looks infuriated/ Oh she's one to call me a backstabber. She is so dead! She has another thing coming for her. Ugh. Now I want her gone just as much as I want Mona gone."
The Poison Mushrooms reach the vehicles again and Yoshi falls on the ground looking as if he may pass out.
"Okay, I'm taking another motorcycle!" Pauline announces as she evilly glares at Rosalina and Mona.
Pauline leaves with the motorcycle before anyone could say anything.
"You know what?" Mona smiles as everyone turns and looks at her. "We should get the witch's broom just for Pauline!"
Peach shrugs, "I'm fine with that. Now we need to hurry back, we only have eighteen minutes left!"
Mona grabs the broom and starts running along with the rest of the campers behind her. Mario carries Yoshi who is out of breath.
"Don't worry, Yoshi, I a got a you" Mario says.
Donkey Kong walks up to the fire pit and looks at the vehicles near there. "So, Fat Fireflowers, which vehicles are yours?"
"The convertible, the sports car, that cauldron shaped object with the face, the stroller, and two motorcycles the black one and white one." Koops answers.
"Six vehicles, that's great! Good job you guys!" Donkey Kong looks around. "And where is the other team?"
"They haven't arrived yet, and the challenge ends in two minutes…" Zess T answers.
"This isn't good. Their vehicles won't count if they're not here. That will give the Fat Fireflowers a wiiiide advantage in the next part of the challenge.
"WE'RE HERE!" Mona yells as she throws the broom over to the fire pit and it hits Zess T.
"Hahahaha you got broomed!" Donkey Kong laughs as Peach tosses the motorcycle near the fire pit and it hits him.
"We made it just in time!" Peach proudly says.
"Ouch." Donkey Kong sighs. "That really hurt. Anyways, the next challenge is at a racetrack, we're heading there by boat… so let's go."
Donkey Kong is standing in front of a large, simple, circular racetrack. He's standing near the start line where Lakitu is sitting on his cloud holding a stop light in one hand and a sun drop in another.
"Okay, here are the basic rules of this course. You will drive three laps with your vehicles which I'll explain about in a second. The first six to cross the finish line will compete in the last course to win immunity for their team. On the courses there are item boxes, these items will help you during the race. I don't want to explain what the items do, so I'll let that surprise you." Donkey Kong takes a deep breath. "Anyways, let me explain the vehicles. One player from each team will match a person from the opposing team with a vehicle that their team got."
Yoshi looks lost. "Okay, I'm really confused right now."
"For example if Toadette were to pick first she could match you up with the flying carpet. Understand now?" Donkey Kong explains. Yoshi just shrugs.
"No not really."
"Whatever then. Toadette, you can go first! Match a person and a vehicle up!"
"I'll match Rosalina with the sport's car!" Toadette announces as Rosalina jumps up and claps.
"Awesome!" Rosalina squeals.
Donkey Kong shrugs. "Okay, Rosalina match a person up with a vehicle."
Rosalina thinks for a second. "I match Toadette with the sport's car!"
"Cool!" Toadette says.
"Well that made no progress…" Donkey Kong exclaims. "Birdo, match up two things."
"I match Pauline with the broom since she looks the most evil on their team!" Birdo says as Mona and Peach burst out laughing.
"Serves her right!" Peach laughs.
Donkey Kong also chuckles. "Okay, Pauline make your match."
"Hmm." Pauline rubs her chin and then smiles evilly. "I match Birdo with the stroller. That ought to teach her a lesson!"
Donkey Kong continues laughing. "Koops. Time to make your match!"
Koops shrugs. "I, uh, match that goomba girl with the shoes."
"So I have to like run this course?" Goombella complains.
"Goombella your turn!" Donkey Kong announces.
"Hmm, like that guy that smells like weed and that wears like a mask with that weird object with like an evil smiley face on it."
"Okay. Shy Guy you get the koopa kart. Time to make your match." Donkey Kong instructs.
"I match Boo with the flying carpet!" Shy Guy sings off key.
"Uh, okay then… Boo your turn."
"Heh heh, I match Luigi with the convertible!" Boo states.
Donkey Kong nods. "Okay then, Luigi make your match."
"Um, I guess Mario with the red motorcycle." Luigi answers.
Donkey Kong looks at Mario. "Make your match."
"Uh, Koops with the black motorcycle." Mario answers.
"Okay, Janette make your match." Donkey Kong instructs.
"Hm, Yoshi and that other motorcycle." Janette answers.
"Okay Yoshi, you have to pick either Dry Bones, Janette, or Prince Mush to drive the white motorcycle. Make your choice." Donkey Kong states.
"Uh… I don't know." Yoshi says as he looks back and forth at the three of them multiple times.
"Oh for goodness sake just pick one of them!" Bow shouts.
"I pick the blonde haired dude!" Yoshi says as Prince Mush runs up to the white motorcycle and hops on it.
"Wait. What are the people that don't have vehicles supposed to do?" Mona asks feeling annoyed.
"Well.. Since your team didn't retrieve enough vehicles for your entire team you all must walk. So basically you'll all be relying on items."
"That's not fair!" Waluigi shouts.
"Life's not fair." Donkey Kong replies with a smirk. "Lakitu will tell you guys to start and stuff. Good luck."
"Alright you racers get ready, get set-" Lakitu jumps off his cloud, opens his Sun Drop, and starts singing and dancing. "And… drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot!" He then takes another sip of his Sun Drop before jumping back on his cloud. "In three… two… one… bananas! Ha! You guys thought I was gonna say go… in three… two… one… bananas… just kidding… GO!"
All the racers take off except the people who are walking and Goombella.
"Uh… how exactly do these shoes work?" Goombella asks as she takes one step and then immediately jets off at supersonic speed. "Ahhhh! I can't stop! Someone like help me!" Goombella takes the lead for a second but then she runs right off of the course.
"I don't really feel like running, how about you?" Dry Bones asks Janette.
"Yeah. I'm just gonna walk the course and be a hazard to the other people driving." Janette says.
"Good. I'll walk with you." Dry Bones replies. Janette smiles.
"Awesome. We'll be walking buddies!"
"Excuse me DK, yeah, I quit!" Bow states as she steps off the course. "There's no way I could win."
"Fine by me." Donkey Kong answers.
Bow floats off the course and sits down.
Boo can't control his magic carpet and crashes into a nearby wall without making much distance.
"Dang. I should've seen this coming." Boo says to himself.
Yoshi and Prince Mush accidentally crash into each other causing their motorcycles to break apart.
"Oh no! You were in my way!" Prince Mush shouts.
"Well you shouldn't of let me be in your way!" Yoshi hisses.
"Exactly! Wait. What?" Prince Mush says.
Dry Bones and Janette are walking together and talking.
"So Janice just glued you to the ceiling fan when you were younger? Wow. She is evil." Dry Bones states.
"I think we're all equally evil to each other. We could've used that to our advantage in this competition." Janette laughs.
"You all would've won for sure." Dry Bones replies.
"Yeah. I miss my sisters though." Janette states.
"It'll be fine." Dry Bones says as he hears large cars driving up to them. "You know what, I think we should call it quits before we get run over." Janette smiles.
"Ditto."
Mona is running as fast as she can but she can't keep up with the people with vehicles. She runs through the first item box and gets a star.
"A star, that's not bad I guess…" Mona uses the star but I isn't very effective. Pauline is floating near Mona. "Pauline are you seriously trying to purposely lose?" Mona questions her.
"No. I got a good item that I'm waiting to use!" Pauline replies holding onto her bullet bill.
"Yeah, right." Mona replies as she stops to take a breath.
Pauline uses her bullet bill and takes the lead easily. Luigi is right behind her, followed by Shy Guy, Toadette, and Rosalina. The next item box gives Shy Guy a star which helps him pass Luigi and Pauline.
Shy Guy is now in a wide lead, on the third lap with no one even near him. He notices the finish line in the distance when a blue shell comes and hits him.
"It's okay, dude, it was only one blue shell." Shy Guy says to himself as two red shells fly up and hit him. Toadette passes him and finishes the race first. Shy Guy continues driving until another blue shell blows him up. Then Pauline, using a bullet bill, knocks into him and passes the finish line second. Luigi hits Shy Guy with a red shell and both Birdo and him manage to pass Shy Guy and the finish line. Shy Guy gets hit with another blue shell thrown by Rosalina as she passes him and takes up fifth place. Shy Guy attempts to drive as Mario throws a bomb at him and it hits him. Mario passes Shy Guy and takes the final spot for the final race.
"Are you friggin' kidding me?" Shy Guy shouts.
"Shy Guy that was just unlucky on your behalf. You were doing so well." Donkey Kong states.
"That wasn't fair." Shy Guy crosses his arms. "I was gonna win!"
"Yeah… too bad. Now the six of you that did win you guys have to-" Donkey Kong gets cut off by Goombella.
"Look out!" Goombella warns everyone because she's still running and can't take the light shoes off. She knocks Donkey Kong over and continues running.
"Ouch. Is it national hurt me day today or something?" Donkey Kong asks.
"No that's in October." Lakitu remarks while sipping his Sun Drop.
"Okay, let's just head to the next course before Goombella runs over me again." Donkey Kong instructs.
In Confessional
Pauline - "My team will be the losing team when I'm done with it. Mario will be easy to get off the course. As of now, my biggest threat is Rosalina. She's going down!"
Luigi - "I'm gonna win this next race for you Daisy!"
The campers are now standing near a long, complex, rainbow colored course. There are many twists, flips, and no walls so it's very easy to fall off the course. Mona looks at Donkey Kong as if he's insane.
"Wait. So let's say one of the people without a vehicle somehow won the last course. You're saying we would have to run this one?"
"Aren't you glad you didn't win now?" Donkey Kong says with a smile. "Okay, this course is a very simple course." he giggles. "You all only need to drive one lap around this course instead of three."
"Whhaaaatt?! That goes against the sacred rules of Mario Kart or something, especially Rainbow Road!" Lakitu cries.
"Well this isn't Mario Kart, this is Mario Total Drama Island and I do what I want!" Donkey Kong snaps. "Anyways, there's more to the rules, if you somehow fall off the course by any means, you are out of the race. If every camper were to fall the last one standing would win the race."
"This doesn't look safe at all…" Toadette says while looking at the course. "Why does the course look greasy?"
"Oh. Zess T greased up the whole course so it'll be more difficult for you guys." Donkey Kong answers.
"Good thing I'm flying then!" Pauline states with an evil grin.
The six campers are all in their vehicles.
"GO!" Lakitu shouts and then sips his Sun Drop. All the drivers remain there with blank expressions on their faces. "What are you all waiting for? I said go!"
"Well, you're supposed countdown from three first." Birdo explains.
"This isn't following the sacred rules of Mario Kart, remember?" Lakitu states. "Now drive, fly, whatever."
Toadette immediately takes the lead and reaches the first item box. She gets a banana and sets it behind her.
Pauline is the last to reach the item box because she's purposely going slow so she can get better items. She gets a bullet bill, but she flies up to Mario who is only a little ahead of her.
"Mario, I need to talk to you. Okay, today we need to lose this challenge because I have a brilliant strategy." Pauline says.
"Eh, sure. What kinda help a do you a need" Mario asks.
Pauline pushes Mario off the course. "Just that! Thanks Mario!" Pauline continues flying. "One down, one to go."
Birdo is in third, right behind Toadette and Rosalina. "Ugh. This stroller is so small I can barely move."
Birdo accidentally slips on a banana. The grease on the course causes her to fly right off.
After the third item box, Rosalina finally catches up to Toadette with the help of a red shell.
"Hey Toadette, I'm sorry." Rosalina says.
"Hey Rosalina, sorry for what?" Toadette asks as Rosalina drives Toadette right off the course.
"No one is going to stop me from victory." Rosalina laughs evilly.
Luigi gets a star and hits Rosalina as he takes the lead. Pauline is right behind Rosalina. At the next item box Rosalina gets a bomb. She throws it at Luigi it sends him flying far up in the sky.
"NOO!" Luigi screams.
"Yeah! Now no one can stop me!" Rosalina shouts until she notices Pauline floating right next to her.
"Hello Rosalina. You think I'm backstabber, yet you want to get everyone to vote off me? You're not gonna win this challenge!" Pauline states evilly. Rosalina looks perplexed.
"How did-" "I have my ways, Rosalina, I have my ways."
They both reach the next item box. Pauline gets a fake item box and Rosalina gets three green shells. Rosalina tosses two of the green shells at Pauline, but Pauline just simply flies higher up so the shells don't touch her.
"Can't touch this da nanana nana nana." Pauline sings.
"I'm going to win this!" Rosalina shouts with fury.
"No. Luigi will win!" Pauline shouts.
Rosalina throws her shell at Pauline which knocks her off of her broom and on the course. Rosalina drives into Pauline and knocks her off the course.
"I feel so much better!" Rosalina states. "Now time to win this. The race is almost finished!"
All the other campers, except Pauline, Toadette, Birdo, Mario, and Goombella are watching everything.
"Rosalina is definitely going to win!" Bow announces.
"Four losses in a row. Our team really hit rock bottom…" Dry Bones states.
"If we keep at this pace no one from our team will even make it to the merge!" Janette cries.
"I need even more weed…" Shy Guy says.
"Where the heck is Luigi?" Prince Mush asks while looking around.
"He's coming back down now, those were some powerful bombs I must say." Donkey Kong states.
"Go Rosalina! Come on give us another win!" Mona cheers.
Rosalina sees the finish line in the distance. "I'm actually going to win this!" She says to herself.
Suddenly Luigi falls from the sky and lands right in front of her. He wins the race and the challenge for his team. All the Fat Fireflowers begin cheering.
"And the Fat Fireflowers win!" Donkey Kong announces. "that was a-"
"Look out!" Goombella warns as she runs over Donkey Kong. She runs off the course before he could yell at her.
In Confessional
Pauline - "I have to think of a lot of aspects to save myself from elimination this week. But first of all, who should be the one I want to kick off? /rubs her chin/ Both Pauline and Rosalina want me gone along with Peach and Bow. I think as of now Mona might be the biggest threat… but Rosalina betrayed my alliance…"
Rosalina - "Since we lost, I now have to somehow convince Waluigi to quit Pauline's alliance and vote with me tonight. I'm still wondering how Pauline knew I called her a backstabber. Wait a second… /looks closely at the camera/ Ugh. She put a hidden camera in here! /breaks the camera in half/ Take that Pauline!"
Waluigi is sitting down near the cabins and Rosalina sits right next to him.
"Hey, Waluigi." Rosalina says with a smile.
"Oh hi." Waluigi says back.
"Waluigi, I'm worried that Pauline might try to vote me off. She's evil." Rosalina states.
"Oh." Waluigi responds.
"It's just- I need you to vote with me tonight. You will do that for me, right?" Rosalina asks in high hopes.
"Of course, Rosie, anything for you." Waluigi replies.
"Oh thank goodness Waluigi! You're the best!" Rosalina kisses Waluigi and runs away.
"Wow." Waluigi responds.
All the girls on the Poison Mushrooms except Pauline and Goombella are sitting in their cabin.
"So are we all agreeing to vote Pauline tonight?" Peach asks everyone.
"Yep. I didn't trust her for a while now." Bow replies.
"She deserves to go! Who sabotages their own team?" Mona adds.
"Well, I'm pretty sure she'll definitely be the one eliminated tonight." Peach says while putting on lip gloss. Rosalina bites her lip.
"I sure hope so."
In Confessional
Pauline - "I still haven't made my decision on who I'm voting off. /grins evilly/ Let's just hope my plan doesn't fail… then again they never do."
Rosalina - "Pauline is going to be eliminated… I hope she is at least…"
Goombella - "And then I got kicked out of the water park because like my mom wouldn't like take me to the bathroom. Like seriously I didn't know using the bathroom on a waterslide is like so frowned upon? I mean…"
All the Poison Mushrooms, except Goombella who is clearly not there, are sitting on tree stumps around the bonfire while Donkey Kong is standing in front of them. He's holding a plate with nine mushrooms on it. "Welcome Poison Mushrooms, it's been a while since I seen you guys here. You all cast your votes and made you decision yadda yadda, the following campers are safe, Yoshi."
Yoshi runs up and grabs his mushroom.
"Peach, Mario, and Waluigi."
They all run up and get their mushrooms.
Donkey Kong pulls out a bull horn and screams into it, "GOOMBELLA!"
Goombella, who is still wearing the light shoes runs up to the plate of mushrooms and knocks it down. She still manages to grab one of the mushrooms though. "Can someone please stop me?"
"Boo and Bow are safe as well."
Boo gets up and grabs both his and Bow's mushrooms and sits back down.
Donkey Kong looks at the three terrified remaining campers left. "Mona."
"Oh thank goodness!" Mona shouts as she runs up and grabs her mushroom.
"Pauline, Rosalina, this is the final mushroom of the night. Whoever does not receive this mushroom must immediately walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and they can't come back… EVER. Pauline you definitely showed your true colors this challenge. And Rosalina, maybe you should rethink your actions, and think, is Pauline the REAL backstabber?"
Rosalina thinks for a second and starts biting her nails. Pauline also looks worried because if her plan failed, she'd be leaving for sure.
"With a total of six votes against her… Rosalina will be leaving the show tonight!" Donkey Kong announces as Pauline runs up and gets her mushroom.
"What? How's that possible? It would've at least been a tie! There has to be a mistake!" Rosalina shouts.
"Nope. Zess T! Go take this loser to the boat where she belongs!" Donkey Kong orders.
"Wait. I have a few things to say!" Rosalina roars. Zess T shrugs and picks her up. She drops her on the boat of losers and laughs.
"How was that possible?" Peach ponders out loud.
"You guys really think you can defeat me? Ha! I'm smarter than you think" Pauline states.
"Rosalina… WAIT!" Waluigi shouts as he runs down the dock of shame.
"Waluigi! I guess… Pauline somehow outsmarted us. I'm really glad I met you!" Rosalina says with a smile.
"I'm gonna miss you Rosie Posie!" Waluigi states with a tear running down his left cheek.
"It'll be okay, Waluigi." Rosalina replies with a frown.
"But… Rosalina there's something I need to confess." Waluigi says.
"Listen kids, in thirty seconds that boat is taking off so just kiss so we can all move on with our lives." Zess T says.
"Uhh then kiss goodbye?" Waluigi asks feeling very guilty.
"Sure my Sweetie Weegie!" Rosalina responds.
They both lean in to kiss but the boat takes off causing Waluigi to fall into the lake. Waluigi crawls back on the dock and sighs.
"I- I never got my kiss goodbye… this is all my fault… why did I vote her off? I'm such an idiot!" Waluigi says under his breath as the screen fades out.
End of episode 10
Rosalina's Audition
Rosalina's audition starts with her sitting in a big chair surrounded by her baby lumas. She has a large book in her hand and she smiles at the camera.
"Hello. My name is Rosalina, I would be delighted to join you're reality show because I could use the money to repair my spaceship. I would be a great-"
"MAMA TELL ME A STORY!" A blue luma yells.
"Mama, I'm hungry." A fat luma says.
"I would be a great addition to your show for many reasons. I'm highly intelligent, and fearless. I'm usually relaxed if I get to meditate. Also-"
"Mama get me some food!" The fat luma demands.
"NO, FATSO, SHE'S READING ME A STORY FIRST!" The blue luma screams.
"Who you calling fatso?" The fat luma asks.
Rosalina just smiles and turns her camera off.
A/N
-Thanks for the reviews, favorites, and follows =)
-Sorry to Rosalina fans, but she had to go. Originally I planned that she was supposed to leave episode six where she finds out about what really happened with Pianta or something. I decided to let her stay a little while longer since I developed a relationship between her and Waluigi.
-If you aren't alerting this, I suggest you do because due to school my updates will be very inconsistent.
-Who do you think the true backstabber was? I'd love to hear your opinions on this!
-The characters I want to hear your opinion about: Boo and Daisy =)