(AN:K-Kagome I-Inuyasha S-Sango M-Miroku Ko-Kohaku Sh-Shippo btw Sango finally found Kohaku and he's at her house)
K-Hey San you and Roku wanna hang with me and Yash today?
S-YOU BET! I don't know how much more I can take of this perv!
K-BUT HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND!
S-I DON'T CARE HE'S STILL A PERV
Ko-HEY KAGOME GUESS WHAT?! MIROKU AND SANGO WERE MAKING OUT WHEN YOU CALLED AND THEY GOT REALLY MAD WHEN ME AND SHIPPO MADE THEM STOP TO TALK TO YOU!
Sh-HEY KAGOME!I MISS YOU!AM I GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN SOON!?
K-Yes Shippo you're going to see me later today
Sh-YAY!I GET TO SEE KAGOME!
S-KOHAKU I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
M-Why so shy all of a sudden Sango my dear?
S-MIROKU!
M-Yes?
Ko-KAGOME!MIROKU AND SANGO ARE WRESTLING AND IT LOOKS WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS!SAVE ME!
Sh-SAVE ME FIRST!
Ko-NO ME!
Sh-NO ME!
Ko-MEEE!
Sh-NO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!I'M YOUR FAVORITE!
S-WILL YOU TWO JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ko & Sh-KAGOME SAVE US!!!!SHE'S GOING TO KILL US!
S-YOU BET I AM!
Sh-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!SHE'S CHASING US WITH HIRIKOTSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ko-HEY DON'T FORGET TO SAVE ME TOO!
S-PREPARE TO DIE!
Ko & Sh-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!HURRY KAGOME!!!!!!!!
Kagome just sat there blinking over and over and over and over again before handing the phone to Inuyasha still wearing that blank expression staring into space.
He eventually asked her "Kagome...?are you ok...?"
She could hold it in any longer and instantly doubled over in a fit of laughter before falling off his bed rolling on the floor clutching her sides trying to breath and laugh at the same time.
I-Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...anyone there...?
Ko-INUYASHA SAVE US!!!!!SANGO'S CHASING US WITH HIRIKOTSU!
I-Why's she doing that?
Ko-AHHHHHHHHH!HERE SHE COMES!TALK TO SHIPPO!!!!!!!!
I-Uhhhhhh hey Shippo?Why does Sango want to kill you guys?
Sh-Because Kohaku told on them to Kagome
I-What do you mean told on them?What were they doing?
Sh-When Kagome called they were making out and Sango got angry when Kohaku made her answer the phone and later on we stole the phone and Kohaku told Kagome and then Miroku made a dumb comment and she attacked him and Kohaku screamed "KAGOME!MIROKU AND SANGO ARE WRESTLING AND IT LOOKS WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS!SAVE ME!"and Sango attacked us and we've both been running the only reason I'm safe right now is because she just knocked Miroku out and is still chasing Kohaku. PLEASE SAVE ME!
Inuyasha did the same thing Kagome did. Blinked for a while before falling to the floor laughing till he couldn't breath anymore.
S-KAGOME AND INUYASHA!I CAN HERE YOU LAUGHING OVER THERE!YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BEFORE I GET THERE WITH HIRIKOTSU OR STOP AND TALK TO ME!!!
They both stopped immediately scared of the Hirikotsu.
Kagome looked at Inuyasha and whispered "one of the many mysteries of the world is how she manages to lift that thing let alone use it so easily. I tried to pick it up before and fell over with it on top of me. I had to scream until she came and got it off. No one else could even make it budge. Oh yeah by the way. I am NOT talking to her when she's like this. HAVE FUN!"
Kagome jumped up and ran out of the bedroom and down the stairs all the way outside into the back yard and hid in the old tree house they built when the were 10 and locked it and had some wards with her just in case he tried to make her talk to Sango. Inuyasha just stared at the spot she was in a few seconds again and blinked before picking the phone up.
I-So anywaaaaaaaaaaaaays...you gonna hang with us or not?
S-Yes I am!and you will entertain the pervert when I tell you me and Kagome have to go somewhere you guys aren't allowed got it?
I-Uhhhhhhh...suuuure...?
S-KAY!MEET YOU AT THE MALL!OH YEAH!BRING LOTS OF MONEY!
I-Uhhhhhh okay...why...?
It was too late she had already hung up on him. He just shrugged and followed Kagome's scent out to the tree house. He jumped up and picked the lock before walking in and seeing Kagome sleeping on her favorite nap couch. He smiled and walked over to her before gently brushing some stray strands of hair that he swore could be black silk out of her face.
He kissed her forehead lightly and mumbled "keh..some things never change..."He nudged her a little but she didn't respond. He got an idea and nuzzled her cheek with his own and she stirred slightly and was about to go back to sleep but Inuyasha softly whispered in her ear "Kagome..." She opened her eyes and blushed 1 million shades of red and pink before turning to look at him.
He laughed lightly at her blush and kissed her. They broke apart and he said "Sango said to get our asses to the mall now and for me to bring lots of money. Also that when she says you two need to go to a store alone to entertain Miroku. Kagome do you know what store she's talking about?"She thought for a second then said "oooooooooooooooooh!She doesn't want him to follow her into Victoria Secret!"
Now it was Inuyasha's turn to blush madly before Kagome placed her forehead lightly against his with her eyes closed. She sighed softly before opening her eyes and getting up. She reached her hand out to help her hanyou up and he pulled her down into a passionate(SP?) kiss before getting up carrying her bridal style to the garage.
When they went in she gasped and Inuyasha smiled proudly while putting her down. She ran up to the cherry red 68' Mustang convertible and looked at Inuyasha with a questionable glance. He continued to smile and said "I bought it for you, I know it was your dream car and I knew you needed a car."She smiled brightly at him before running over and glomping him. (AN:GLOMPTACKLE HUG!NO PERVERTEDNESS!SICKOS!...lol jk jk..but seriously..no perviness please)
He laughed at her enthusiasm(SP?) and passed her the keys to her new car. She ran and jumped in the drivers seat without even opening the door before patting the seat next to her and yelling "COME ON YASH!WE DON'T WANT SANGO TO COME OVER HERE LOOKING FOR US WITH HIRIKOTSU!"His eyes widened in fear and he quickly ran and jumped in after opening the garage door.
Kagome carefully backed out since she wasn't used to his garage and waited while he shut the garaged door before pulling out onto the road and flooring it. Inuyasha was about to dig his claws into the interior trying to hold on for dear life but at the last minute Kagome saw him and said "don't you dare put your claws in this car!I don't care if you did buy it!If you do anything to it you are as good as dead!"
He looked at her and said "look who's talking miss let's go to the mall in my brand new dream car at" He looks at the speed meter and finishes his statement "120 miles per hour!" She glared at him and said "DO YOU WANT HIT WITH THE HIRIKOTSU!?" He quickly shook his head no and she said "THEN LET ME SPEED!"He just nodded his head and closed his eyes praying for this torture to end with no injuries and that he wouldn't have a heart attack before they got there.
AN:hey peeps hope you liked it!Sorry but I just HAD to have a chappie with funny stuffs(not a typo)in it!it was just to tempting!anyways i still put a teensy bit of fluff in it!gotta go now!JA NE!