CHAPTER 10: EDWIG GOES TO THE GYNO
ONE DAY WHILE ARRY AND EDWIG WERE PLAYING WIZARDS CHESS, EDWIG BEGAN TO OOOOOT UNCONTROLLABLY.
EDWIG: OOOOOT MY MOUTH HURTS.
ARRY:
LOL OMG. I GUESS WE GOTTA GET YOU TO THE GYNECOLOGIST.
EDWIG: UHM,
OK.
ARRY AND EDWIG THEN ARRIVE AT THE GYNO.
GYNO: HI I
AM A DOCTOR THATS LIKES TO LOOK AT VAGINAS. LOL.
ARRY: WILL YOU
PLEASE LOOK AT MY OWL'S COOTER?
GYNO: YES, I WILL DO THIS.
EDWIG:
OK
ARRY AND EDWIG ENTER THE GYNO ROOM AND THE GYNO SAYS
GYNO:
IM SORRY ARRY BUT YOU MUST LEAVE
ARRY: OK LOL I WILL NOT BE
RETURNING IN AN INVISIBILITY CLOAK.
GYNO: GOOD.
THEN ARRY
PUTS HIS CLOAK ON
ARRY: (TO SELF) I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE
EDWIG'S COOCHIE.
GYNO: GOOD NOW HE IS GONE, LETS OPEN THIS SNATCH
UP.
THE GYNO THEN PLOWS INTO THE VAGINA AND LOOKS AROUND
GYNO: YOUR VAGINAL COLOR IS A VERY NICE SHADE OF
SALMON.
EDWIG: THANK YOU FOR THOSE FINE WORDS.
GYNO: WELL
EVERYTHING SEEMS OK, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
EDWIG: I AM NOT SURE
ACTUALLY.
EDWIG AND ARRY THEN LEAVE
EDWIG: ARRY I AM
ANGRY AT YOU THAT WAS EMBARRASSING
ARRY: SUX, BTW U HAVE A NICE
TACO.
RON: I WOULD LIKE TO COVER ERMIONE'S TACO IN MY HOT
SAUCE.
ARRY: VERY WELL.
WELL THATS THE END OF BOOK
ONE.
ID LIKE TO THANK JESUS AND JK LAWLING.