A/N: Errrr… hi? I hope I didn't take too long. And if I did, I'm really sorry. Kudos to CeeRat for being my only reviewer last chapter. Seriously, people! Anyways, here it is.
Morgana had recently taken to beating her head against the wall a lot more then she intended.
Morgause had ventured to the future, and found a device she called a 'karaoke machine'. And was using it all the time.
Morgana had had enough of 'Don't Stop Believing'. She wished her sister would sing 'Bring Me to Life' more.
But she hated her sister singing anything. It was worse than Arthur drunk, which is saying quite a bit.
The only thing Morgana enjoyed anymore was seeing how many fancy defense mechanisms Cenred had on his castle. There were some tigers, and a machine to vaporize the tigers. Morgana enjoyed doing that over and over.
And then there was a device that said 'For Arthur, Merlin, and that drunk guy only' on it.
Morgana tried it. It let out a mob of screaming girls. One came up to her and yelled, "You BITCH!" at Morgana. Morgana slapped her.
She discovered they were called 'fangirls' and after dealing with a rather vicious one who called herself 'Kitty O', vaporized them. They kept yelling, "Where are the Questing Trio?"
After that, Morgana vaporized the karaoke machine.
She was having fun. Now all she had on her to do list was:
1. KILL MERLIN!
2. Raise Nimueh from dead.
3. KILL ARTHUR!
4. Gain throne of Camelot.
5. Get anti-smirk medication.
6. Mani and pedi.
Vaporizing, along with torture, was her new favorite thing.
She loved it.
A/N: Okay, so that was random and pointless. Sorry! Okay. I only had one review last chapter. We can do better, peeps! How 'bout at least 4 if you want a new chapter. I might relent at 3.