Okay so I'm having some serious problems figuring out what to put next…..fuck it, I'll just have Squirreflight [spoilers for the current chappie lol.]
Squirrelflight stood on the top of the jeep and stared around. "ALRIGHT!!" She yelled." IT'S TIME TO TAKE BACK WHAT MY FATHER DIED FOR!! GET YER SORRY ASSES OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!"
Everyone ran forward and stood in a perfect line while Squirrelflight walked by. Most were shaking, badly. "Everyone grab a golf cart and team up! We'll take Riverclan by surprise! Get geared up and move out, meet at the border for more instructions!" She said and the jeep drove away.
All the gear, of course, was in the doctor's tent. Greystripe was hiding in a random closet full of buckets, mops and the like….until Squirrelflight dragged him, screaming, out of there and forced him to drive her new Jeep. The other one just crashed and exploded. Mousefur pulled on a belt with a sword attached. "I think Squirrelflight's lost her head." She said.
"Yeah," Jayfeather agreed while putting mini-knives up his sleeves (A/N: Just like…*sniff* Maes Hughes!! *sob!*) "She must really have gone 'round the bend if she expects us to go into war like this!"
"Ahh….I remember the days when-"Halftail's ghost randomly said as it randomly appeared.
"War was something you actually wanted to do." Everyone in the tent finished.
"You've heard it before." The ghost said and disappeared.
"Yeah we've heard it before…about once every two seconds!!" Lionblaze replied and received an invisible punch to the face.
"Once again we're in here to get something for something pointless!" Jayfeather said.
"Completely," Firedance said, putting a dual-pistol holster on under her army jacket.
"Wait a minute, when the hell did you get here?!" Jayfeather yelled, pointing at her.
"Umm…..I've been here if you haven't noticed." She snapped.
"NO, I HAVEN'T NOTICED!!!" Jayfeather yelled.
Nom.
"GET THE F&$ OFF MY ARM YA LITTLE B&#(!!!" He screamed as the kit-version of Berrynose sank his teeth into Jayfeather's arm….for some reason…...
While Jayfeather was stumbling around waving the kit on his arm around, everyone else lined up to get a golf cart. Firedance leaped into the driver's seat, grinning evilly. Tigerstar's ghost, forced to, was sitting in the passenger seat. "We gotta be first there!!"Firedance said.
"We're almost the last in line." Jayfeather, who'd managed to stuff Berrykit into a box, pointed out.
"That's why this thing is all decked out!" She replied, gripping the wheel and starting to giggle.
"God help us all." Tigerstar muttered, putting on a helmet.
The golf cart had a top-quality engine and other top quality crap so that it could go at INSANLY LUDICROUS SPEEDS, and not fall apart or wreck. "So that's why there's the weird coloring." Leafpool said from the backseat next to Jayfeather and Berrykit's box. The line of carts started moving. "'bleep' THIS!!" Firedance shouted and floored it, spinning the wheel so the whole cart went on two wheels.
Everyone on that cart started screaming their heads off while Firedance was laughing like Shion from Higurashi. "AHA, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!" She was practically screaming/crying with mirth as they veered in-between trees.
Jayfeather: Complete hyperventilating
Tigerstar: Screaming like a little girl
Leafpool: Hanging on to the back left pole, screaming
Suckers.