A/N: Sorry for the long wait... also I haven't updated anything in a while, I've been really, really sick the past weeks and haven't been feeling up to writing anything... but here's the first update. Also see Rick! I can update and write this with out you! Your not the only score of inspiration for Family Piece... see!

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Um... oh yeah keep those ideas coming, I already rejected my ex's idea already due to certain reasons so please submit... there will e three ideas remember... so if you have an idea for a chapter that's non-canon to the story put it up...

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Chapter 10: The Return of PTV

It was just your average day at the Griffin House, with Peter and Luffy watching TV. Just then the doorbell rang.

"I'll get it…" said Peter.

He answer the door and it was Alfred E Kahn.

"You!" yelled Luffy, "Peter grab him!"

Peter went behind the evil leader of 4kids and held him back. Then Luffy began to use Alfred E. Kahn as a punching bag... it took 20 minutes for someone to break this up as when ever someone came into the room it was one of the Straw Hats… they just shrugged and let Luffy punch him… expect for Sanji who stopped Luffy for a second and kicked Kahn in the nuts before giving him back to Luffy. It wasn't until Lois came into the room that she broke it up.

"Stop! Stop! I don't know what he did to you… but I want you to stop!" yelled Lois.

"But he's Alfred E. Kahn!" said Peter.

"He's the one who edited us!" yelled Luffy.

"Is that so…" said Lois, "Let him go Peter…"

Peter listened to his wife and let the man go… when he did Lois socked the poor man in the face knocking him to the ground.

"That's for all the grief that you put me, my family and our friends though…" said Lois.

"Why did you come here…" said Luffy.

"To… apologize…" said Alfred E. Kahn in pain who then threw up in pain…

"I'll have Meg to clean it up…" said Lois.

A few minutes later the bruised and beaten evil lord sat down with the Straw Hats.

"Well as I said earlier I came to apologize… first off… as you may or may not… we halted Dub production on the anime…" said Alfred E. Kahn.

Everyone celebrated this victory.

"I'm taking you all to Disney World!" said Peter.

"Yay!" Cheered Luffy, Usopp and Chopper.

"Next chapter…" said Peter.

"Oh…" cried Chopper.

"We all know something wrong is going to happen with the trip that's going to prevent us from making it to Disney World" sighed Usopp.

"You know…" said Meg, "That's old news…"

"Shut up Meg…" said Peter.

"Also… I have some major head way in the FCC, I own the part the head…" said Alfred E. Kahn.

"How can you own part of the head?" asked Zoro.

"When he's character in one of our anime it's easy…" said Alfred E. Kahn as a smirk.

"I see…" said Zoro having heard that the current FCC Chairman was Cobra Commander who was also a character in GI Joe Sigma 6.

"Now as I was saying I know Peter ran PTV and I pulled the strings and we're allowing it back on the air!" said Alfred E. Kahn.

"You had your own TV Station?" asked Luffy.

"Oh yeah… it was great until Lois called the FCC on us for The Side Boob Hour… or was it Douche bags… I forgot which one" said Peter.

"Yeah… it was a great channel… I loved Cheeky Bastard…" said Alfred E. Khan.

Everyone in the room stared at him in surprise.

"I don't know Peter…" said Lois.

"I promise I won't do the Sideboob Hour… or crap off of stuff for Douche bags… which one got you angry again?" asked Peter.

"Okay…" said Lois.

"Hurray!" said Peter.

"Can we have our own shows too?" asked Luffy.

"Of course!" said Peter, "You can all have shows…"

And so most of the Straw Hats agreed to be on TV which is ironic if you think about and most of them (Nami and Vivi didn't want to have shows, Vivi for unknown reason and Nami… she wouldn't money from it)

(Luffy's Show)

"And now we retuned to Meat Puppet Time Theater"

Luffy was using two puppets made out of hot dogs and did the voices on an extremely poorly made stage.

"Oh no! It's the!" said one of the puppets.

Luffy's head popped up on the stage…and took a bite from the one of the puppets.

(Usopp's show)

Usopp hosted a show where he told his adventures to local kids.

"… and that's how I defeated Arlong…" said Usopp.

"No you didn't…" said one of the kids, "I saw what happened you ran away like a coward"

"And IU read what happened in Shonen Jump, you fought that girly fish man…" said another kid.

Usopp began to cry…

(Chopper's show…)

Chopper had a medical drama…

"He's not human… but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a heart and soul… Dr. Chopper…" said the announcer.

Chopper playing a doctor with Chris Playing his nurse and Quagmire playing a patient.

"He' really sick! We have to get the antibiotics right now!" said Chopper.

"I don't have to listen to you! You're a reindeer! You don't have a soul!" yelled Chris.

"I do have a soul… I do…" said Chopper.

"Gigity!" said Quagmire.

(Joint Show)

"And we return to Cop Show on PTV…"

It was a show much NYPD Blue… including shower scenes the scene they were shooting was one however.

"I really think…" said Zoro in mid sentence to Brian, Sanji, Usopp and Luffy then Peter joined the shower scene… "Oh god!"

"Peter!" yelled Brian.

"What?" said Peter.

"Turn the camera off now! God damn it! Turn it off!" yelled Sanji.

"What?" said Peter.

"My eyes!" yelled Usopp.

The screen went back…

"We apologize but Cop Show has been canceled due to the sanity of our actors… please enjoy more of Usopp's Story Time" said Brain's voice over the screen.

Later while Peter was talking to Lois.

"So how do you like our new shows?" asked Peter.

"Well I say you might be sued by Eiirchiro Oda but other than that their good…" said Lois, "Just as long as Sanji keeps his pants on…"

"Great… this rocks more than that time a ghost was haunting the toilet…" said Peter.

(Cut Away)

Peter was in the bathroom.

"Oh Miss Hanako come out and play!" said Peter.

"Hi!" said Toilet Hanako who then began to gag and cough.

"Hey Hanako… I was wondering if you knew where the Oust was… I can't find it… and I just ate a ton of Taco Bell, cabbage and drank a lot of prune juice…" said Peter.

"No… (gag) I… (cough) don't…" said Hanako.

"Oh okay…" said Peter.

Miss Hanako disappeared.

"I wonder if Moaning Myrtle knows where it is…" said Peter.

(End of Cut Away)

Brain ran into the room, "I have good news PTV has it's highest ratings ever…" said Brian.

"Really what's the show… is it one of mine?" asked Peter.

"Um…" said Brian, "Well… it's…"

Peter got the sheets and yelled "Politics Time with Sanji and Zoro!"

"Yeah… it's on right now…" said Brian.

Brain turned on the TV…

(Cut Away)

Sanji and Zoro were sitting at a table in what looked like the set of one of those shows. Zoro looked less than happy being there

"Today we're going to talk about Hilary Clinton's bid for the White House…" said Sanji.

"Will you shut up… you don't care, I don't care… we all know trying to look good to Vivi by making her think you care about politics…" said Zoro.

Sanji kicked him in the face… and of course a fight started… that's when the Klingon battle music began to play in the background…

(End of Cut Away)

"Stewie was right about one thing… the Klingon Battle Music does make it seem better…" said Brian.

Peter was angry… and didn't know what to say.

"Well… I'll just go wash the dishes…" said Lois known that the room had become increasing uncomfortable.

She went into the kitchen where Stewie was watching her… he took out a pistol and ran into the room… That's when Luffy found him.

"What are you doing?" asked Luffy.

"I'm trying to kill Lois…" said Stewie.

"What?" asked Luffy shocked.

"That's right… now stay out my way you elastic moron…" said Stewie.

He was about to run in to other room when Luffy picked him up.

"Now that's not a nice thing to do..." said Luffy holding up his face.

"Well I think… you should die!" yelled Stewie who began to shoot Luffy… but the bullets just bounced back, "Blast I forgot you're immune to bullets…"

Stewie managed to get out of Luffy's grasp… "I won't let you thwart my matricidal attempts…" said Stewie.

"Matricidal?" asked Luffy.

It means he wants to kill his own mother…

"Oh… thanks author guy…" said Luffy.

I'm a girl…

"Oh… my bad…" said Luffy.

You do realize killing his mother is killing Lois… right?

"He's trying to kill Lois…" said Luffy.

Yeah… you know let's just jump to dinner that night… that night Peter wasn't happy he wasn't even eating.

"Peter aren't you hungry?" asked Lois.

"No!" said Peter childishly.

"Oh come Peter! It's Sanji cooking!" said Luffy.

He tossed his plate into the nearby wall. "No I'm hungry!" he said like a little kid.

"But Sanji…" said Lois.

Peter made a raspberry.

"Not this again…" said Meg.

"Now Peter… Sanji (raspberry sound) made that meal and your going to eat it…" said Lois.

"No…" said Peter childishly.

"Now eat it… or I'm going top punish you…" said Lois.

"No…" said Peter.

Lois, got up, walked over to Peter, grabbed him and began to spank him…

"Apologize!" yelled Lois.

"No! No!" yelled Peter who then began to enjoy the spanking.

"Now who's been a naughty boy?" asked Lois in a sexual way.

"I've been a naughty boy…" said Peter.

Lois slowly stopped when she realized that her children and the Straw Hats were starring.

"Um… sorry…" said Lois.

"I lost my appetite…" said Nami.

"Yeah me too!" said Chris.

Everyone began to file out of the room except for Luffy who took everyone's leftovers.

Later that night Stewie was preparing a kill Lois once again… a gun that shot poisonous darts, he knew Luffy wouldn't immune to that… he ran out of his when Luffy came to bother him.

"Hey Stewie what' cha doing?" asked Luffy.

"Going to kill Lois… and you can't stop me!" said Stewie.

"What?" said yelled Luffy.

"This is a poison dart gun… the ammo will kill you… or at least harm you… I'm not sure how it works on rubber men…" said Stewie.

"Oh…" said Luffy, "Give the gun!"

The two began to fight over it the gun… that's when it misfired… fortunately it hit only Meg who was in the hall way …

"Why does everyone always do this to me!" yelled Meg with the dart in her arm before passing out. Both Luffy and Stewie ran away from her unconscious body.

Meanwhile Peter, Brian and Vivi were watching Politics time with Sanji and Zoro… well Peter was just sitting there pouting.

"Bleach is a better show than this…" pouted Peter.

(Flashback)

Peter was watching Lois pour bleach into the laundry.

"Peter what are you doing?" asked Lois.

"Hehehehe! Oh that Kon…" said Peter.

(End of Flashback)

"Come on Peter… you should at least give it a chance…" said Brian while Vivi nodded in agreement, "That reminds me… have you talked to Sanji about this? We all know it to impress you… right?"

"I haven't yet…" said Vivi.

Brian only shrugged.

That's when Zoro ran into the house from fan girl outside he walked to the window and yelled out "Get away! You know what happened to the Sanji fangirls!"

"Fan girls?" asked Brian.

"There's more of them since the pansy dragged me into the show… man I want to get rid of it…" said Zoro.

"You hate the show because the fan girls, I hate the show because it's more poplar than my shows you know what this means?"

Zoro smirked, he knew Peter hated the show… maybe this would be a good way to get it canceled…

"We have to kill Sanji…" said Peter breaking a nearby bottle.

Everyone in the room stared at Peter…

"I think that's too extreme…" said Zoro.

Elsewhere in the house Stewie was looking out his room waiting for someone… and that someone walked past the door… it was of course Luffy.

"Hey Luffy… I have something to show you in here…" said Stewie.

"Sure okay…" said Luffy.

Inside Stewie's room was an exact replica of Luffy.

"Wow you made this statue of me? Thanks!" said Luffy.

"Wrong, it's a robot double designed to kill you, replace you then kill Lois!" said Stewie taking out a remote control, "Now die!"

"You're not going to kill me!" said Luffy.

Luffy began to fight his robot double… Stewie went all out with making it, which stretchy limbs and expandable midsection… the fight lasted forever… that is until Sanji told them it was dinner…

"Better finish it up…" said Luffy, "Paradox!"

The robot then blew up.

"What the hell!" said Stewie.

"I gave it a paradox…" said Luffy.

"Nap you just yelled Paradox then it blew up…" said Stewie.

"Oh…" said Luffy, "Then why did it blow up?"

"How should I know…" said Stewie.

"Let's go get dinner then…" said Luffy.

"All right…" said Stewie.

During dinner everyone noticed Zoro and Peter were missing… that when they heard banging noises from outside… it was the two destroying the satellite.

"What are you doing!" yelled Lois.

"Just destroying my shame!" said Peter.

"Idiot…" muttered Brian.

"Don't you know that you'll lose your shows too if you destroy the station?" said Sanji.

Peter realized this and yelled what any normal man would do "Disney World!"

"What?" said Lois.

"I'm taking everyone to Disney World!" yelled Peter, "Right now!"

"What?" asked Lois confused.

"I know we've been here for a while and I really should ask…" said Nami to Brian.

"Then don't…" said Brian.

"DISNEY WORLD!" screamed Peter.

And so the next day they all packed up and headed to Disney World.

Next Time: The road to Disney World is fraught with peril... and when the car's wrecked due to annoying circumstances, the Griffins and the Straw Hats have to stay with an old friend of Peter's and his family, pet gold fish that has the brain of a German Skier and alien... what could go wrong? Next two chapters crosses over with another show... and you should know what it is by now...