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"Parody no Jutsu!"

Tsunade screamed. "No! It can't be! Not again!"

Shizune sighed, "I'm afraid it is."

Temari gaze switched between Shizune and Tsunade. "Parody? Like the things on YouTube? Is it even possible for such a jutsu to exist?"

The women nodded in unison.

"Yes." Answered Tsunade, "The jutsu is all too real. It's a strange one though, a mixture of Genjutsu and Ninjutsu. It has the ability to make the victim blurt out phrases or songs and undergo a physical transformation, like your hair."

Temari frowned, "And what is the purpose of this jutsu?"

"We're not really sure who invented it or was its first victim, much less an antidote."

Temari nodded. "What about Gaara?"

"What about him?"

"Is he going to wake up or not?"

"We'll find out soon."

The women all stood in silence.

"So." Tsunade said to break the silence, "Have you guys blurted out any phrases yet? Something tells me that Kankuro's SpongeBob parody wasn't the first one."

Temari groaned. "Don't get me started!"

Rock Lee jumped in front of Tenten. "Hey." he said loudly, "You need to rest."

Tenten ran around him, "Not a chance! You rest first!"

Lee growled. "Tenten! You must rest. Your pace is beginning to slow; you'll hurt yourself if you train too hard."

Tenten snorted. "Your one to talk! You've trained twice as hard! Rest!"

What is her problem?

He fingered the bags under his eyes.

Whats my problem?

Neji looked in his mirror.

I'm a better fighter than Hinata, I'm better looking than my dad, and I've mastered Kawaii no Jutsu! I am truly amazing!

He began to stroke his long hair.

"I'M SO PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY. I'M SO PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAY!"

He paused, and then continued stroking.

I am amazing!

Naruto pulled his pants off and looked over his shoulder.

Nothing but boxers. What was that itch all about?

When the fabric tore off of his boxers, he expected the worst. What he hadn't expected was a bushy, yellow fox tail sticking out of his lower back!

"Ah!"

In his dream, Gaara was running down the streets of Suna. His whole family, along with Naruto and Shukaku, were running with him.

"Gaara, oh Gaara! You are the best!" they sang.

Gaara sang back, "Yes I am, now let us start our quest!"

A saddle magically appeared on Shukaku's back.

"Gaara!" called the demon, "Hop on my back and we shall trot to victory!"

Matsuri, who also had a saddle, popped up. "Gaara Sensei! Get on my back!"

Gaara smiled, "Go away, I don't know you!" he kicked her to the moon.

Tobi ran over. "Tobi is a good boy!"

Gaara snapped his fingers and Kankuro kicked Tobi to the moon to join Matsuri.

Naruto jumped on Shukaku's back beside Gaara.

"Gaara!" he said cheerfully, "May I ride with you?"

Gaara gave a creepy smile that resembled Gin from Bleach. "Nope, now get off or I'll kick you to the moon!"

Naruto replied by handing Gaara a giant bowl of ramen. "Lord Gaara! Take my ramen!"

Gaara kept on Gin smiling. "I warned you!" He kicked Naruto to the moon!

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

The sand sibs were seated in their room. Temari was trying to brush the pink out of her hair, Kankuro was scratching his leg really hard and Gaara was still sleeping.

Temari gritted her teeth.

How can Sakura live like this? I look like a freakin fruitcake!

Kankuro whimpered.

"What is it?!" Temari asked kind of annoyed.

Her brother continued scratching. "My leg is bleeding! And the hair on my arms is getting thicker!"

EW.

"I didn't need to know that."

As soon as this jutsu wears off, I'm throwing a party.

"But there's blood!"

"Suck it up! Gaara deals with blood all the time!"

"He's a host, that's why! EEK! It's still bleeding!"

"Then stop scratching!"

God help me!

Sakura knocked on Kakashi's door.

"Kakashi sensei! Are you there?"

The ninja opened the door.

He eye smiled, "Good morning Sakura. How are you?"

"I'm good! Can I ask you something?"

"Sure?"

"I was brushing my hair last night, and I started…"

"Yes?"

"Rapping."

That earned Kakashi's 'is-this-a-joke?' look.

Sakura fumed. "You don't believe me!? Fine, I'll tell Naruto!"

She stomped away leaving poor, confused Kakashi behind.

Naruto did his best not to freak out.

Soon, fox ears popped up to match the tail.

"Kitsune ears!? I have Kitsune ears?"

He grabbed the tail.

"And a tail!? A Kitsune tail!?"

You look attractive.

"Shut up Kyuubi!"

He froze was a knock sounded at the door. "Naruto! I need some advice!"

The blonde began searching franticly for a hat.

Sakura banged the door. "Hurry up Naruto!"

(Inner Sakura) Bang the door down! Cha!

Sakura growled. "He's starting to act like Kakashi sensei."

Naruto opened the door. "Hey Sakura! What brings you here?"

She eyed his nightcap. "Naruto, why'd you change into pajamas? You were dressed like ten minutes ago!"

Naruto bit his lip. "Er, nothing." He changed the subject, "What'd you need?"

Sakura smiled. "Pull up a chair; we'll be talking for a while!"

Rock Lee ran sat down. "You win, Tenten, I'll rest."

Tenten pulled a bag of chips from her pocket and began to munch. She offered him some. "Want some?"

Lee shook his head, "I had a big breakfast."

Tenten continued to eat. "Good *munch munch* More for me!"

She is creeping me out.

In the last few hours Kankuro had discovered several things. One, it sucked to have fur. Two, Temari does NOT look good with pink bangs. Three, Gaara's snores are more like storms. And finally, four, his toenails had turned into claws.

He had seen Naruto grow claws when merging with Kyuubi, and he had seen Kiba grow claws because he's 'special'. The puppetmaster had never had claws before, so he was a little creeped out.

Temari walked in laughing. "Kankuro! You have to ask Gaara something! He's answering, even though he's asleep! It's hilarious!"

Kankuro nodded slowly and shuffled into the bedroom.

I can't let her see my claws.

Temari prodded Gaara. "Hey Gaara! Whats your favorite color!?"

The redhead growled. "Pink because it's like the color of love."

"If you had to date a leaf village ninja, who would you date?"

"All the girls here are worthless, I'd rather date a femmie Shukaku."

"Why?"

"Because I think tails are hot. That's why I transformed so much when I was a kid."

Kankuro smirked.

Temari burst out laughing. "That is the best! Kankuro, be a good kitty and go get my video camera!"

Kankuro ran off.

Good, she didn't see them.

Naruto had been sitting with Sakura for over an hour. What had started about how she randomly began rapping turned into a 'who do you think is cute?' kind of conversion.

"Sakura." he asked, "Is this what you really ment to ask me?"

The pinkette smiled. "Maybe."

Naruto felt his tail begin to squirm.

"Uh, Sakura! I gotta go-"

Too late.

"Naruto! You have a tail!"

LOL I updated earlier.

Kankuro has claws!? Gaara likes to kick people to the moon!? Naruto is a Kitsune!?

Next time, answers will be revealed and Gaara will fianlly wake up.....maybe.