Chapter 14 prologue (aka was meant to be in Chapter 13 but I forgot):

"For the record, I'm still not convinced that this was something paranormal," GLaDOS said stubbornly, "Such things have never been proved by science."

She was ignored.

However, there was an explosion and a hole was blasted out of the wall in the chamber. That One Guy did a ninja flip through the hole and landed in a pose.

"Oi, That One Guy!" Wheatley greeted.

"You're right, that wasn't paranormal," TOG told GLaDOS, ignoring Wheatley, "That happened because you guys," he glared at Chell, Wheatley, and Glados, "keep breaking the Fourth Wall!"

"So, this was because of you?" Chell accused, somehow obtaining a crowbar again.

"Uh, no, no," TOG protested, backing up, "That happened because this entire fanfiction is going corrupt do to Fourth Wall breaking!"

"Doubt it!" Chell said, charging at him.

Everyone else grabbed some popcorn and stepped back.

Now to Chapter 14.

A/N: If any of you are American, you all know that it's well over a week after Independence Day. And yet, I still want to do something about it. Okay, not really.

Apparently, GLaDOS had put ATLAS and P-body into human bodies as well, but no one had seen them yet, so they all assumed that they were still testing. Glados, Chell, Wheatley, Curiosity, and Space were all in the dining room of the living area and chatting idly.

"Oi, guys?" Wheatley suddenly spoke up, "Does anyone else feel like something's… off?"

"Yeah," Chell answered, "It's almost like there's another, I don't know, presence in here."

"With the three of us, Curiosity, and Space, there should only be five of us, but I counted six people in the room," Glados pointed out.

"What? But, who else is in here with us?" Curiosity asked nervously.

"Space?" Space suggested hopefully.

"No, Space, space isn't in here," Chell said, much to Space's dismay.

As they continued to talk, a girl sat in the corner with Neuro, the cat, watching them. She wore the same Test Subject's uniform that Chell wore, and had short brown hair and orange eyes.

"I'm right here," she said in a soft whispery voice, "I wonder when they'll notice me…?"

"Meow?" Neuro asked. Translation: "Who are you?"

"I'm P-body!" she answered for the umpteenth time.

They continued to talk idly, and P-body went unnoticed.

…

A while after that, Glados left her room and saw P-body walking down the hallway from behind. At a glance, Glados only paid attention to the fact that she was wearing a Test Subjects uniform, and immediately assumed she was Chell.

"Hey, Chell," Glados called, "I wanted to ask you-"

P-body tensed and turned around. "I-I'm sorry, but I'm not Chell," she explained nervously.

"W-what? But-" Glados stammered. She'd never made this sort of mistake before.

"Sure, we both wear Test Subject uniforms, but even when I was a robot you-" P-body began to explain.

"Glados!" the real Chell called, coming up from behind Glados, "That's P-body!" she corrected. Earlier, P-body managed to catch her attention and they talked for a minute.

"Oh, right," Glados said, regaining her composure, "I recognize you now."

"Just… Try to remember," P-body pressed.

"All test subjects look the same to you, don't they?" Chell cut in, drawing all attention away from P-body, "You did just call me 'subject name here' for the longest time."

"Are you implying that I'm unobservant with my test subjects?" Glados accused angrily.

"Do I even need to imply it?" Chell countered.

They of course began to argue, and P-body was once again completely ignored.

Those stupid hosers, P-body thought frustratedly, They act like I'm not even here… Maybe I'm not that noticeable or good at testing, but today… today I'll give them a what-for!

P-body gasped, preparing to yell. However, all she could get out was, "Oh, you guys…"

"Anyway, P-body," Glados said, abruptly ending her argument with Chell, "I am sorry about the mix-up."

I can't think of anything to say back, P-body thought helplessly, since she knew Glados's apologies are never entirely sincere. So, she just smiled and walked away.

…

P-body sighed, sitting on her bed in the room GLaDOS added on for her and ATLAS. Speaking of him, she hadn't seen him all day…

"Hey, Neuro?" she asked the cat that was curled up beside her, "Why can't anyone remember who I am?"

The cat purred and rubbed up against her. "Meow?" Translation: "Who are you?"

"I'm P-body!" she answered yet again.

The cat jumped down from the bed. "Meow, mew mew, meow meow," he said. Translation: "It's hard to tell who you are." "Meow meow, mew mew meow," he went on. Translation: "You need to look more like yourself."

"That's a great idea!" P-body said, her voice slightly louder than usual, "I'll just change my appearance so that it's absolutely unmistakable who I am!"

When you play Portal 2 co-op, and look on P-body's back, you'll see that there's a label that says that her frame type is 'P', hence 'P-body'. P-body decided to take a smaller version of that label and stuck it on her forehead. She then ran off to find ATLAS.

"And that's why I ended up putting my frame type label on my forehead!" P-body excitedly told ATLAS.

"Yep, you… sure did," he replied, trying not to laugh.

ATLAS has messy black hair, is shorter than P-body, and, well, rounder. He also wore the same Test Subject's uniform.

"Now everyone will know who I- AGH!" P-body began when ATLAS suddenly palmed her in the forehead.

After a minute, she got back up and looked around in confusion.

"That's weird… Did something just happen to me?" she asked.

ATLAS laughed. "Oh, nothing, nothing!" he said.

P-body's label was covered by a blue sticker that read 'Property of ATLAS'.

A/N: If you knew what I was referencing throughout the chapter, you'd know that P-body was the resident Canadian.

Make pasta, not war!