"He's my brother." "Say what?!, there is no FUCKING way this guy is your brother! We all saw your brother kill himself when we went into your memories!" "Well I'm not sure how he's alive but this is my brother, this is Ryu Saka Abakashi." "You sure? Are you absolutely positive?" "Yes I'm positive." "Whoa dude, congrats on the baby but right now we need to deal with your brother." "Have I mentioned how much I hate you?" "All right just give me a sec and I'll have him good as new in no time."
POV Switch Edward
Placing my palm on the ground I used my chakra energy like a magnet to pull a large chunk of pure equestrian metal out of the ground. "All right, how the hell did that guy just do that? That defies all laws of physics, reality, and pretty much everything else." "Well when I was brought here, the tear in the dimensional barrier must have increased my sensitivity to energies and thus increased my natural capacity of said energies to the point at which I am able to utilize them, meaning I can basically do the shit from anime and can also use magic." He gave me a blank look. "Okay, right. Basically I can do this shit because some fucked up shit happened on my way here, got that?" "Yeah." Sighing I began using my ki energy in pulses to shape the metal into a pair of legs. "That should do until I can get the tools to make a proper pair." Walking over to Ryu I placed the metal legs right below the knees and used my magic to fuse the metal and flesh together. "Cool and thanks, my name's Ryu, Ryu Saka Abakashi." "Yea I know, Slade here already told me." "Wait a minute. Slade that really you?" Slade just stared at him. "Hey bro why aren't you talking?" "That would be because a griffon slit his throat." Sombra said. "Oh really. So bro how have you been beside the whole throat slit thing." Walking over to Ryu, Slade slaps him upside the head with his dragon claw resulting with a loud crack as a bullet flies out of Ryu's head and rebounds off Sombra's helmet. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR BRO!?" "If I was to guess, that was for attempting to pull a Kurt Cobain." Ryu's eye started to twitch. "Uh dude, you ok?" His right arm started to twitch. "I don't think his arm is supposed to do that." "Uh dude-" "HELL YEAH! OI READER, TELL THIS LAZY ASS AUTHOR TO GET ME SOME CHMICHANGAS. NOW!" "What the fuck!? What readers? What author? And where the hell are we supposed to get chimichangas?" "Hell if I know?" Khan said. "Wait a minute. Twitching, rambling about people who aren't there and wanting chimchangas. Oh god, he's become Deadpool!" "Did somebody say my name? AND CHIMICHANGAS, can't forget the chimichangas." "Yo Deadpool, wrong part of the world of media, this is a story, not a comic" "Oh thanks ha ha, it's easy to get lost ya know." "Yea, see ya." "Adios muchachos." "What the fuck just happened?" Everybody save Ryu just stood there with their jaws hanging as Deadpool vanished into thin air." "What? You know if you guys keep your mouths like that you're gonna end up swallowing flies right?" As if to make his point everyone swallowed a fruit fly. "Anyway- oh look a bar, maybe we'll find a guy who want's to arm wrestle Slade and then will give him a huge-ass sword that he can't use unless he uses his life energy which could potentionally kill him if used too much." We all just gave him a blank stare. "what are you guys waiting for? Come on."