A/N; Well guys thought I'd get back to this bad boy. I'm going to try and make this story funnier. I am not very good at humour but today when I read through the whole thing I did laugh out loud a few times. Laughing at my own writing how sad! Ha-ha okay so hope you enjoy!

Names;

Carlisle – Carlos

Esmé – Elana

Alice- Mia

Jasper- Jean-Paul (like saying this name)

Rosalie – Donatella (just suits Rose don't cha think?)

Emmett – Omar ( I thought that name suited him)

Edward – Danté ( it jumped out from the page when I was looking for a new 'Edward')

Bella – Aria (Love the name)

Charlie – Lucas

Renée – Gabriella (Gabby for short)

Jessica – Bianca

Lauren – Carmine

Angela – Audrina ( I love The Hills)

Mike – Mark

P.S. I thought I'd continue in Omar's POV since it's his trip!

OMAR

''Don't think that your hitting for my team cause you

Don't know what it means, to be a real man!

Don't act like your paying my bills when you know your broke ass,

Can't even pay attention''

We were here! SeaWorld!

I looked around me. Everyone was piling out the car they were all giggling and probably wondering what was going to go wrong. Oh they have little faith!

'' Come on guys! Dolphin show in 10 minutes hurry!'' I shouted to them.

''Fuck you Omar! I got up super early and am tired I will take as long as I bloody well want!'' said the voice of my well mannered girlfriend. Charming, absolutely charming she is. I honestly don't know why people don't like her!

I watched as Dante and Aria climbed out. Dante was carrying Heidi and Aria was laughing at him struggling with the baby carrier. Mia was pushing Ashlee in a bright pink top of the range baby stroller. I wonder what she would buy if the baby was real. Jean-Paul just followed. I grabbed James from the back seat and gave him to Dona who was waiting with the pushchair.

'' Okay I lied about the dolphin show; we are just going to do a tour around. You know have fun'' I smiled at them all of their faces dropped.

''Omar! We thought you had it all planned! You asshole'' Dona, charming as usual shouted.

''Sweet pea I thought we could just wing it. We can have fun! Come on!'' and with that I led the way into SeaWorld.

It had a new theme park area. I was dying to try it out! The theme park had some neat rides. Baby stuff the spinning teacups and elephant things that 'flew'. But then came the mega rides! Huge rollercoaster's with drops so steep your stomach would fall out of your ass and wait at the top whilst your ass went to the bottom. Yeah it was that awesome! I had to ease them into it!

Teacups!

ARIA

''I'm looking for love not an empty page full of stuff

That means nothing but you've been p-layed''

We headed to the teacups. We were all glad Omar hadn't chosen any of the big rides. We couldn't handle that this early. I unhitched Heidi from the carrier and carried her over to the teacups. The theme park had been hired out by Omar. We had free reign and that scared me.

'' Are you sure we can take these dolls on these rides?'' I asked Dante.

''Probably not. But what's life without a little risk?'' he winked at me.

''Yeah Aria get your head out your ass and get on the bloody ride'' Donatella moaned. Her language was so crude.

I stepped up to the teacups and sat down. Each couple and baby had their own cup. Omar was talking to the operating guy, Omar slipped him money. Shit! What was he planning?

''All right guys! You ready for some slow hot loving?'' Omar shouted ''Get it? You drink tea slow... cause it's hot and you...love it?'' he asked '' aw just start the ride!''

The ride started slow. The babies were giggling as were the 'adults'. The cups were being gently spun round. I was just starting to relax when a voice came over the speakers.

''OKAY SCREAM IF YOU WANT TO GO FASTER!"

''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'' Omar screamed so loud I could barely hear now.

The ride was gathering speed. The men spinning the cups bushed a button at the side of each cups and the teacups started spinning so fast. The babies were screaming now. I looked at Dante he looked anxious and also angry. But I couldn't be angry when I saw the look of pure delight on Omar's face.

His handsome face was lit up and he had the biggest smile I have ever seen plastered across his chops. But then he opened his mouth and I couldn't hold my laughter any longer.

''Wooo! Faster! I love this!'' he was like a child!

Finally the ride stopped. Everyone was super dizzy getting off of the thing and we had to sit down on the ground to calm down.

''Omar! You idiot. How could you be soo bloody stupid? You asswipe!'' Donatella was screaming. I rolled over laughing so hard. Everyone was looking at me.

'' Well it was fun! What's next Omar?'' everyone including Omar looked at me as if I was going crazy. Omar quickly recovered and told me.

''The death trap!'' he shouted.

The death trap was a contraption that was built kind of like a rollercoaster. There were little cabs and 2 people could fit, but in this case 2 people and a doll. The cabs were raised 100 feet in the air then you were spun super fast and finally you were dropped into a dark hole and hurtled round a mini coaster track. I was so excited.

'' Omar no! We can't go on that with the babies'' Dante protested.

''Exactly. They will fall out!'' Mia exclaimed.

Omar was about to butt in when I tried to help him out.

''Come on guys! Let's do this! We only live once, let's live it good! The babies will be fine! I really want to do this. I want to have the time of my life'' I shouted excitedly.

Everyone was watching me. They all looked worried and also a little happy. Then Donatella piped up.

''Great wacko has pulled her head out of her ass and gone to cuckoo land''

''Everyone up for it?'' I asked.

They all looked at each other and shrugged.

''Yeah what the hell!'' Mia shouted.

We were just getting ready to go to the ride when Omar called us back.

''Anyone in need of some Dutch courage?'' he asked grinning evilly. He pulled 3 bottled of tequila from his bag. I grinned at him and reached for the bottle.

''Aria, we can't drink. We have the babies'' Dante protested.

I rolled my eyes. Donatella and Mia were both swigging from a bottle. I gave Dante a smile and glugged a good amount down. I could feel the alcohol burning down my throat and instead of feeling bad it felt awesome. I already felt like I could face anything.

'' come on! We don't have all day!'' I shouted putting the lid on the bottle. I was buzzing, with happiness and tequila.

''Well Aria we actually have the place for the night so we can stay as long as we want'' Omar bragged. I rolled my eyes.

Everyone got up again. Me, Mia and Donatella walked together. We were giggling like little kids we were so juiced up. We only drank about a quarter of the bottle but it was strong stuff. Finally we reached the death trap. We all started feeling nervous so we fished the tequila from our bags. The guys were laughing at us counting down shots in front of it. We took 2 shots each and felt fine. I felt Dante touching my arm, leading me onto the ride. The cabs were different the 4 of them were facing each other in a circle so we could see each other. This was going to be awesome!

I dragged Dante and Heidi into the black cab whilst the others occupied the other 3. I was busy attempting to fix my seat belt when I felt Dante helping me. I felt fuzzy and brave from my alcohol induced state. I wasn't drunk yet but I still kissed him full on without even thinking about it. I only stopped when the others told us to get a room.

We were all strapped in. I looked over at Mia she was buzzing in her seat with excitement. Donatella looked blessed and Omar winked at me and gave me the thumbs up. Dante gave me a little smile and squeezed my hand. Then we were off.

I knew from the minute the ride started something was going to happen. I hear Omar screaming at Donatella. He was trying to climb out. Jean –Paul was restraining Mia, who was clawing at the bars trying to get out. Then my world went black. Stupid tequila!

God that took forever! Ha-ha okay big cliffy there but still. I am quite pleased with this chapter. It's longer than I wanted but still. I hope you enjoy it!