La Seconda Canzone di Una Madre
Chapter 9- The Wrong Decimo
A year later,
"Happy Birthday, Red-nii!"
"Hey, hey, thanks!" Red laughingly removed the ribbons and confetti from his spiky hair and managed to catch Iri along Lambo, I-Pin and Fuuta who were about to dog pile him.
"Happy birthday, Red." Lumiere pressed a kiss on his cheek and pulled her son towards the dining hall. "Everyone is waiting for you, sweetheart!"
"Okay, okay, no need to pull me, Mama!"
It's hard to believe that a year already have gone by. Too many things happened that you might think it's just a dream.
A year after the loop ends.
Who would believe that the entire year, were used to unravel decades of lies and history? It started from the corrupted Holy Grail War that almost had an extension, turning it into a Greater Holy Grail War that Lumiere had no plans to participate. Learning Matou Zouken would stoop so low in possessing a Sky Flame User is the final nail in the coffin. . . making the Vindice and Cervello alongside the Magus Association called upon the Neutral Family for help. . . which is the Inverno Famiglia, the very first Magical Mafia dating eight hundred years ago.
Which Redford Reason Peverel-Alvarez, formerly known, as Tsunayoshi Sawada is the current main heir.
"Happy birthday, Red!" Skull de Mort, who was actually Teddy Lupin—Lumiere's godson—hugged the now seventeen year old teen. "Happy Majority! You are now finally legal in Magical Community!"
"But that's not a reason enough to make your God brother drunk, Lupin!" Lumiere hit her god son in the head as Rico pulled his son away from the ongoing chaos.
"Maah, maah, at least you are legal to do naughty, naughty things with your Kyouya-sempai." The blonde Death winked at his blushing son, as he placed a glass of whisky on his hand, which Red immediately drunk up straight.
"TOU-SAN! WHAT THE HELL?!"
"Here's my gift for you, Peverel." Mukuro alongside a blushing Chrome placed a gift wrapped box on the Decimo's hands after removing the empty glass. "Open it later, okay? Kufufuffu."
"My paranoia is blaring. . ." Red weakly sat on the sofa which is conveniently placed on that spot. "It seems my birthday is going to be much crazier than the last. ."
"Well, normal is boring, Onii-chan," Irisviel commented as she sat on the sofa's arm rest.
"Well, indeed." The Black Primo agreed as he took a sip of his wine he swiped from the passing house elf. "The twins?"
"Currently entertained by Aunt Medea and Uncle Souichiro's three month old baby. Francis and Luisa are watching them." The green eyes homunculi stood up. "Professor Velvet is here along Shirou-nii and Sakura-nee! Rin-neesan is having a teasing contest with Hayato as Saber and Medusa are watching the others who were below sixteen on spiking the punch. Archer is in the kitchens, helping on making more food."
"And whose watching Xanxus and Reborn?" Red asked in amusement.
"None. Good thing your birthday is on a Friday. For I am sure everyone will be suffering a hangover."
"True, true."
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"So, how's New Vongola?" Rico asked Xanxus while they are watching the kids having some games observed by Reborn.
"To be honest, I had half mind of burning it. Again." Xanxus complained. The Vongola Don is gripping his hair in irritation. "There is too much paperwork to deal with and all of them are spelling incompetence especially in CEDEF!"
Primo let out a weak laugh, remembering the time he is just creating Vongola from scratch.
"Don't worry, Xanxus, I know you can do it. Built Vongola back to her original purpose. You do know we—the Inverno Famiglia—are behind you, correct?" Rico gently scratched the boy's messy hair.
"Stop treating me like a kid, Primo."
"Maah, can't help it. You are a kid comparing to my real age."
"Damn it."
Rico just laughed upon his look.
Indeed they had found a way to basically push the Vongola Lordship to Xanxus. . . since Lumiere married Vongola Primo who just wrote another document which is used to slap those ignorant old geezers who went on and on about traditions.
Since the Vongola Rings are Blood Lock to avoid Line Theft, a good old Blood adoption is on order, then wa-la! Xanxus is now complete cousin of Redford.
Take that, bitches!
About Iemitsu. . .
"Hey, what happened to Iemitsu, by the way?"
Xanxus snorted as he drank his scotch.
"The mother fucker is now persona non grata in the entire Flame Community. In addition, he ordered a five year old Sky Active to be sealed. . . and infected Lumie-chan with Sky Infection. Well, since the Vindice loves her so much, good old Iemitsu is having a long nice vacation in Vindicare. . . and I just tell you, the new Vindicare is the Azkaban Prison, complete with Dementors. There are same rules in Magical Community and Flame Community, and its never to abuse a child and defenseless woman."
Rico's frost blue eyes flashed into amber orange with a hint of black.
"Serve's him right. What about the rest of the Arcobaleno? Lal Mirch and Colonello? They are the only ones who haven't turned back in their original bodies."
"Actually, darling, they are here. I just finished removing the curse via Rule Breaker." Lumiere answered, wrapping her arms from behind her husband. "Who knows Colonello-san is a male Veela? I had to call the Sisterhood first since the girls—minus me and Lal—was about to rip his clothes. "
Rico pulled her towards his chest and proceed to dance away from Xanxus.
Who just rolled his eyes, muttering about sickening sweet couples before speed walking towards the bar.
"Oh? I could understand you being immune but Lal?"
"It seems Magic is being a tease since the two of them are mates. . !" Lumiere giggled as her husband peck her cheek. "Naah, darling, it almost near the end~"
Rico chuckled as he twirled his wife.
"The story is just starting on having its climax, darling. We might be going to stay in the side lines but it does not mean we are just going to watch. .. "
Emerald green eyes flicker to gold with rainbow streaks.
"Have I told you that I love you?"
"Every day, Love. . "
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"Oh my God, are those butterflies and heart bubbles floating around them?" Red asked while holding his younger siblings, Vincent and Emerald. The one year olds were giggling while watching their parents doing some slow dancing on the dance floor followed by the other couples.
"Well, Mama and Papa are madly in love with each other, what do you expect?" Irisviel giggled as she took Emerald who was about to eat her older brother's eyeglasses.
"What are you doing here, hiding, Redford? This ball is for you." Gilgamesh commented as he took Vincent on the younger male's hold. "Enkidu and I shall watch this two pipsqueak. Enjoy your Majority." Then, he left.
"Are we really sure Gil is not an Alter?" Red asked to no one.
"I'm sure he is not. His hair is not paler than what it should be." His sister replied.
"Red! Iri! Time for the gifts and cake!" Lumiere called out.
"Coming!"
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The opening of gifts are. . . filled of chaos. Pure and simple.
"Open mine first!" Mukuro excitedly shoved his gift towards the sweat dropping Decimo.
"Next time, don't give Mukuro Fire whisky, idiots!" Red shouted as he opened the owl print gift.
Only to shriek and threw the said gift back from its sender.
"DAMN YOU, MUKURO! WHAT THE HELL!"
"Hmm, what's this?" Lumiere caught the said box and opened it.
Mukuro's drunk body flew out of the window from the Peverel Matriarch's punch.
"Wow. . ." I-pin, Fuuta and Lambo uttered.
"NO SEX TOYS, YOU ANNOYING PINEAPPLE!"
"What the heck he is thinking, giving me bunch of sex toys when Mama is in the vicinity?" Red mumbled as he opened the gift from Rico.
A pink Lingerie.
"PAPA!?"
"Kai," Rico cannot stifle his laughter as he deactivated the illusion, revealing a new set of Tri-point Kunai and a black and red heavy hooded cloak made of Basilisk hide and Dragon skin. "That was a joke. I don't want to sleep on the couch tonight."
"Good thinking, darling~" Lumiere kissed her son's cheek and placed an orange box on his lap. "Open mine, sweetie."
Red opened the box and froze. The seventeen year old whoop in joy before pulling his laughing mother into a hug.
What made him happy? A pair of originally made Silver horn Trident.
Complete with Shiba Tatsuya's signature.
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A week later,
Redford opened his eyes. His once Frost blue eyes were blazing in restrained anger. The coffin holding him was blasted into millions of pieces.
There are twenty enemies running around. . . and is that Lal Mirch? Blinking, his dress shoes made contact with one of the mooks as he pulled out his tri point kunais. Red could clearly see every death marks among the useless mooks so he went for the kill, slitting their throats and making sure no blood would dirty his newly gifted cloak coat, gifted by his father.
Throwing his kunais, he smirked as he did the hand signs.
Hiraishin! In a flash of black and red, the entire cemetery was covered with blood.
"J-Jyuudaime. . ?"
"Hayato." Red didn't made any movement as he slammed one mook on the Angel statue. "Stay put. And I already told you, stop calling me, Jyuudaime. It's annoying." Anyways. "Who ordered you to kill me?"
The mook cough blood but didn't answer.
"My, my, my, I don't have time for this." He pulled down his hood, revealing his black hair. He fully ignored the gasp Hayato let on. "Legilimens."
Millfiore. Destroy Vongola. The Tenth is dead. Burn Vongola to ash.
"Hmm, is that so?" Red threw the now vegetable mook away before turning towards his friend. . .
Or not. "Hayato."
"W-who are you? You are not Jyuudaime!" Hayato exclaimed.
"Stop calling me, Jyuudaime. I already told you it's annoying." His eyes returned being frost blue. "Let's go. Staying here would be futile and dangerous. Miss Lal, please come out, I have no reason to turn you into chunk like I did to those morons."
"Who exactly are you?" Lal Mirch asked, pointing her guns at his heart.
"Redford Reason Peverel-Alvarez, formerly known as Tsunayoshi Sawada. Heir of the Most Ancient and Noble House of Peverel, the current heir of Inverno Famiglia.. . the Neutral Family alongside Vindice and Cervello." Red smirked. "And I am not your Tsuna. And you summoned the Wrong Decimo,"
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Main Timeline where Lumiere resides,
"Ara, the game finally started. I thought it's just a fluke." Lumiere commented as she removed her sunglasses.
"The question is, did they arrived in the right timeline, Love." Rico pointed out, leering upon his very sexy wife who was only clad in two piece bikini. . . the same bikini she wore the first time they had met.
"Irrelevant, darling. . . Death had no sense of time, ya know? As long as our son would kill the ones in the Death List, it's not our problem." She waved her spoon before scooping a large serving of her ice cream. "However, Red would be lonely being alone with Ren. I shall speak to Takeshi and Kyouya later. After all, they are Red's genin Team."
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Somewhere in Italy,
"ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DRIVE?!" Lal Mirch shouted as they passed another car. . . or four.
"I had my license, both mundane and magical, Lal. However, I am valuing our life as of now since I cannot apparate and I do not have any Hiraishin Tags near any Vongola Safe Houses. Not in this world, anyway." Red replied, as cool as a cucumber. He removed his cloak and threw it inside his Hammer Space, ready to be donned at a moment's notice. His gloves are back being a pair of orange bracelets.
Abruptly stopping in a shopping mall, he gotten out. . . as a drop dead gorgeous woman.
"What the fuck?" Hayato uttered.
"Lumie Lesson 101, if someone is trying to find you, collect all the clues. If they are looking for a man, go out as a woman. If what they are looking for had a long hair, cut it and change colors. Or you could have just drink polyjuice potion. Now, drink up!" Red gleefully shoved the vial of Poly juice at Hayato's throat, transforming him into another person so is Lal Mirch.
"You are a wizard. . " Lal glared at him. . . err her.
"Yup! And half magus." Red. . .or rather Regina Peverel wink at the now male Lal. "Change vehicles, we are going to spend the night in one of the our Cottages."
"I should be driving. .."
"Shut up, Lal. Every Peverel Property is inside a Fidelus Charm. Only me or the Harry Potter in this world could open them."
"Could someone please knock me out instead of suffering Red's driving?" Hayako begged.
"Oh, you could have say so, Haya-chan!" Red gleefully decked the silver haired girl. "Let's go. I need to contact my mother."
"Nana Sawada is a civilian."
"Who told you she was my mother?"
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Lumiere is giving Takeshi and Kyouya some debriefing when her phone rang. Putting the call in the screen, the Peverel Matriarch let out a sigh of relief seeing her son. . . and burst out laughing seeing he is no longer a he.
"Hi, Mama, love my new look? I was thinking on getting it permanent, ya know?" Red winked at hi .. her mother before she froze seeing Kyouya's raised eye brow while Takeshi is dying in laughter.
"10/10! The disguise is pretty good, darling." Lumiere kept snickering. "Have you found Renato?"
"Not yet, but I found an Alternate Hayato and Future Lal Mirch. . . umm, I think they are pretty shocked on how I dealt with those nuisance. . ." Red turned back on his male form. "Also. . . look who I have found. . . !"
Emerald green eyes met emeralds. . . the same shade but in different forms.
"Umm, hi? I'm Harry. . . Harry Potter. . ." the messy black haired sixteen year old wizard waved his hand shyly.
"Hello, Little brother. My name is Lumiere Louise Alvarez. . nee Potter-Black-Peverel. It's a pleasure to meet my alternate, dattebayo~" she greeted the boy. "Red, darling, I will be sending you Takeshi and Kyouya. The four of you are allowed to create mayhem and chaos in the name of boredom. I will send Irisviel to kidnapped a certain marshmallow addict." Lumiere raised a black Folder titled Future that Never Was. "And since I love you so much, I already signed a document rewarding you four immunity. Please have fun and say hi at Zelretch for me. . . his alternate anyway. Have fun, darlings. . . and Harry?"
"Yes. . ?"
"Feel free to join the chaos. From Italy to Japan to England. The more the merrier. Expect the boys along your Toys later this evening."
"I LOVE YOU, MAMA!"
Lumiere just let out an amused laugh.
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Universe 34599,
Peverel Cottage, Palermo Italy,
"Your mother. . . is plain badass. Plain and simple. I wish my mother is like Ms. Lumiere." Harry commented after the call.
The sixteen year old was startled when the wards told him that another Peverel was coming with guest. Since the wards are not hostile, he greeted his visitors.
Flashback,
Red threw his keys on the counter and removed his shoes. His example was followed by Lal and now awake Hayato.
"Peverel Elves, please!" four pops later, four House Elves appear. "Hi! The names Redford Reason! Accompanying me is Lal Mirch and Hayato Gokudera. I'm a Peverel even if looks could be deceiving." The teen raised his hand where his Peverel Heir Ring is located. "I came from Alternate Universe next to this. My Potter Mother is Lumiere Louise Peverel, the Fifth Mistress."
"Welcome to Peverel Cottages, Heir Peverel. My name is Milly. Master Harry is in the receiving room," Milly told them. "We are preparing Dinner. . . anything to add?"
"Everything you made is fine, Milly. We will meet Harry first then call my mother."
"Of course, Heir Peverel."
"Mooh, Red is fine."
"Yes, Master Red!"
"Gaaahh! You little critters! Raw!"
"But Mama is granting us immunity. . . that means I could use the whole armory to my heart's content and those mother fuckers had no hold at me. . . ahh, international Immunity, I love you. . .bwahahaha." Red cackle rather evilly scaring the shit out of Harry.
"Armory? What armory?"
Third underground room,
"WHAT IN THE MERLIN'S NAME IS THIS?!" Harry shouted in disbelief while Lal Mirch is about to have an orgasm seeing so many weapons ranging from normal guns towards bazookas.
"This world is one of Mama Lumie's hideout. That's why, I can enter here. In addition, this armory is self-updating and self-refilling . . . each weapon had at least twenty duplicates so we are not running out of weapons of mass destruction at any rate." Red explained as Hayato already fainted seeing too many bombs.
"Mio Dio. . ." Lal uttered. "I'm in love. . ."
"Mama is happily married, Lal-san." The Black Primo threw each of them a bottomless bag. "Take whatever you want, we had enough to restart World War III. We need are the ones Flamed Power. . . in addition, what's this?"
The Ex-COMSUBIN was about to faint when she saw the box Red was holding.
"That's. . . that's was S-Class Box Weapons! Along S-Class Flame Rings! How could you have them since Giannini's been missing ever since the Millfiore Famiglia started the Mafia War?"
"I already told you, Miss. Lal," Red adjusted the Inverno Sky Ring and added the another S-Class Sky Ring. . . which is specifically made to channel both Magic and Prana. The Inverno Ring accepted the upgrade, vanishing from their sight along his Heir Rings. "Now, who are you?" Pushing a bit of his magic and flames, the box weapon activated.
An impressive six feet flamed black Lion appeared with orange highlights on its fur. Its eyes, however, caught him.
They were deep ocean blue. . . with green rings inside.
"Hello, Natsu. . . I believe we are going to have some fun~"
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Vongola Base,
"Uncle Ren!"
"Redford," Reborn would not admit, he sigh in relief seeing his student/nephew. "You are late, Black Primo."
"Sorry, Uncle. . . I decided to visit one of Mama's safe house's for our Toys. . ." Red threw a yellow bottomless bag upon the twenty five year old—physically—ex Sun Arcobaleno. "Mama drafted us international Immunity and basically said to spread mayhem and chaos in the name of sheer boredom."
Reborn's evil laughter could be heard in the entire base, scaring the shit out of the remaining Vongola.
"It also had an additional note. From Italy to Japan to England~"
The evil laughter continued. "Mio Dio, if I didn't know Lumie-chan is head over heels in love and happily married to Primo I would snatch her for myself."
"Unfortunately, she's in love with him before you are born, Reborn,"
The World's Greatest Hitman did something un-Reborn-ish.
He pouted.
"Is he okay, Red?" Harry asked as he sweatdropped seeing a stylish Italian sulked in a corner.
"Uncle Reborn had the biggest crush upon Mama. Well, you know. . . Potters and Peverels only love once. . . and it's for eternity." Red replied towards the younger teen.
"Lumie-chan. .right? Is a lovely woman. I only spoke at her for a few minutes but I do envy her husband. . for having such lovable wife. . ."
Red let out an amused laugh.
"Papa Rico is a lucky bastard, I know."
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Red finally meet the entire gang. All of them were startled seeing a different Decimo.
"Yes, you all summoned the wrong Decimo. In our world, it was Xanxus who became the Vongola Decimo since Red is already the Heir of the Inverno Famiglia." Takeshi told them, beside him is Kyouya, currently playing with his new Box Weapon.
"My Mother was actually the reincarnation of Lumiere Peverel, Harry's alternate. Since Mama is a witch, its history. Like I have told to Uncle Reborn, we had an immunity to beat the shit out of Millefiore, and not suffer on any repercussions. In short, we are allowed to cause untold mayhem and chaos. . alongside trauma in the name of sheer boredom. From Italy to Japan to England." Red added.
"Ho? We are allowed to meddle Magical England, then?" Kyouya commented.
"Yup~ I have been itching to punch some idiotic morons there. How dare they to mold Harry into some kind of martyr? Too bad Mama did not allow me to recreate the Pit and threw those idiots in there. . . mainly Albus Dumbledore." The Black Primo finally noticed the dark looks Reborn and Takeshi is giving to him. "What?"
"Lumie manage to recreate Crest Fucking Worms?" Reborn drawled slowly.
"Indeed. She only infected Ginny, Hermonie and Ron. . Those three were the ones who really did a number on her. Dumbles in our world already croaked so is Voldemort. . " Red shrug his shoulders.
"If I didn't know the exact story and how much she suffered in the hands of those morons, I would be disgusted. However, I believe suffering via Crest Worms until you died naturally is not enough." The Ex-Sun Arcobaleno pinsch the bridge of his nose. "But I will need to talk to Lumie once we got home. I want to know some boundaries she would cross just to get her revenge."
"Should I tell you she only did that because of Irisviel?"
"Suddenly, I do not mind it any more. I fucking despise child abusers and gold diggers."
"Weeell, Tita Lumie would not go that deep without appropriate reason." Takeshi shrugged his shoulders. "Nee, Red, when shall we start the Chaos?"
"Tomorrow morning, once my cute little minions returned from their information gathering. " Red replied, waving his hand.
"Shadow Clones are not exactly used as paper pushovers, ya know? They are very effective scouts in the first place."
"How many did you make, Redford Reason?" Kyouya asked.
"Just around fifty."
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An;
Mayhem and Chaos starts now!
Next Chapter;
The White Princess and the Marshmallow Addict