Hetalia Truth Dare or Fangirl Pit!

by Jordi 'n Syd Productions

What the title says. You're safe from France, told him about the cannibal fangirl pit, which they go in for harrasment or assault, he's completly harmless. Actually, we're all safe from them, the fangirl pits are that damn scary. I cuss a lot, sorry. I update when I finish the chapter, & I write when I get reviews. A/N URGENT.

10. Chapter 10

WELCOME TO HETALIA TRUTH DARE OR FANGIRL PIT!

PLEASE WELCOME THE AUTHORESS, JORDI ARAN!

Me: "Hey everybody, welcome to the story! We have officially hit 25 reviews!"

Everybody: (cheers)

Me: "Let's start this off with… Spain!"

Spain: "OK! Mexico: To dare or not to dare, that is the question!

Brazil: And the answer to that is to dare.

Mexico: Yep!

-Mexico's and Brazil's dares-

England- *hands over tea* Here. Now dress up as Kyle from South Park. Good thing the costume doesn't have a skirt. But if you put on this costume, consider America and France your best friends and you have to insult Russia.

Romano- *gives tomatoes* GO INTO THE CLOSET WITH SPAIN!

America- *gives the McDonalds* Can you dress up Stan from South Park? I'll give another bag of unlimited burgers! Catch to putting on this costume is that you have to declare England and France your best friends, and that you can insult Russia.

Russia- If you dress up as Cartman from South Park, I'll give you this. *gives vodka* the catch to this is that you have to insult America, England, and France, but you have to fight with England.

China- *gives panda* now kiss Russia.

France- Can you dress up as Kenny from South Park? The catch is that you can say as many perverted stuff you want, but you have put on the hood to cover up your voice, and that you somewhat fight with Russia, and declare

America and England your best friends.

To the nations dressed up- Can you reenact the suck my balls scene where Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny at least say the f-bomb once, and that Cartman tells the teacher to suck their balls? China can be the teacher!

Another thing, the costumes stay on for three chapters.

Adios, Mexico Brazil"

Me: (has never heard of South Park before) "What's South Park?"

Romano: (going to closet, dragging a very eager Spain) "Gladly."

China: (already kissing Russia, Fiji quietly seething)

Me: "NEXT!"

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii again!

Soooo there are no forfeiting my dares this time *grins evilly*

Let's begin

Romano: *shoves in a closet with Spain* 7 minutes in heaven!

Italy: sing karaoke with Germany the song is your choice.

France: *pushes into the fangirl pit*

Iggy: kiss America.

Canada: ask Prussia to go out with you.

That's all, for now see ya

Bunny out

Romano: "Already here."

Italy: (lost motivation for everything) "Who cares? We're all gonna die."

Me: "You just had to make him emo, didn't you, Scia?"

Sketch: "Stay down, Frenchie!"

Iggy: "Gladly"

Canada: "G-gilbert, d-do you w-w-wanna go out s-somet-time?"

Prussia: "Sure!"

Me: "NEXT!"

... I thought I posted on the last chapter... Oh well! I'm back now: D

ITALY I'M SORRY! Don't kill yourself! Self-destruction is not right D: *Throws pasta at him* EAT IT EAT IT ALL! Please forgive me for the awful dare *cries slightly*

Don't worry China answer the fans questions on Russia I won't hurt you I gave you the get out of dare free cards didn't I? Just do what the nice fangirls want!

As I was feeling Evil last time I feel like doing something totally random... *turns Turkey into a cat and gives him to Greece* don't ask I don't even know why I just did that but Turkey will be a Cat for the rest of the chapter.

Hmmm not enough Yaoi...lets go for the ones I ship *push America into England causing them to kiss* Holy Roman Empire that's hot *snaps pictures* USUK FTW!

*giggles and twirls hair* Hey Prussia? *starts flirting, and acting giggly and girly* you want to know something Prussia? *aura turns dark and punches him in the face* I hate you! You attention whore!

*squeezes Japan* I love you so much! *kisses cheek* hmmmm I'm done... For now }:)

Italy: (eating like it is his last meal)

Me: "HE'S ALIVE!"

China:" Ok, but still, can Fiji please leave? She scares me, aru."

Fiji: "Sure, I got to find Belarus, anyway." (Leaves)

China: "He's super creepy, aru. I can't figure that out, aru! …but I still like him."

Russia: (glomps China) "Aww, Yao-Yao!"

China: "MY BACK, aru!"

Me: "I'm sorry; I just had to include an old man Yao joke. NEXT!"

((I WUV THAT STORY IDEA))

Hello all I only have thing to give to America:

I give you this ÐEatнηΘ†E. Use it wisely. (I'm just hoping he fills out the role of Light Yagami) You can use it to punish bad people and bring justice. Of course, the hostesses are protected by my magic. My only dare is that you use it three times.

Hostess, if you don't know what ÐEatнηΘ†E is, look up the anime or (if you're too lazy) look at the episode guide and rules for the ÐEatнηΘ†E.

Good bye

And good luck.

America: "OH SWEET! I ALWAYS WANTED ON-" (gets knocked out by Jordi doing a Maka Chop)

Me: "You're trying to bring upon the apocalypse by nuclear WWIII, aren't you? This is confiscated for good. LAST ONE!"

Hi im Dessa and here are some truths and dares (mostly dares):
dares:
1)America, i dare you to kiss russia no forfeiting
2)Russia, you can't stop America
3)france, you must listen to rebecca black no forfeiting
4)England, eat mcdolands no forfeiting
5)Prussia, no beer and wurst no forfeiting
6)Germany, no beer and wurst no forfeiting
truths:
1)Jordan, where's iggy-chan
2)England, who do LOVE, france or austria
3)Sweden, are you gay?
that's all I have for now.
I'M OUT, PEACE

Me: "I'm not a RusAme fan, I'm not that cruel to France to let Rebecca Black music play in my house, England is… actually, I don't know where he is, and I am not going to have a repeat of Italy minus pasta here."

Sweden: "Y'ah"

I WILL ONLY UPDATE WHEN I GET REVIEWS. AS OF TOMMOROW, MIDTERMS ARE OVER, AND IT'S WINTER BREAK FOR ME!

Zai Jian, sayonara, and Pasta!