So I got a new review. SiriusRulez wasn't the only one who reviewed this time YaY

SiriusRulez at your command I update bows

Katana thnx for the review and the website I will definantly check that out. I'm glad you like Mirai character. He is really OOC and his physic is all wrong from the manga but I like him better this way. The plot is fun to work with :)

Okay so Today's review will be done but a special guest, okay kiddies it's Mr. Rogers.

Mr. Rogers: Daughteralucard does not own anything but the plot.

Prince Tuesday: What do you mean?

King Friday: Well son this is called as Disclaimer. It shows that daughteralucard is not claiming to own anything in this story that she didn't come up with herself so she can't be sued by-

(The annoying King and Prince are interrupted by Mirai and Vegeta with there mockingbird shotgun. Mirai blasts Prince Tuesday's leg off and Vegeta laughs as the little puppet boy bleeds to death. Mirai blows the King's head all over the castle was and Vegeta is now rolling on the floor laughing.

Mirai then blows a whole through Mr. Rogers.)

Vegeta: You know son, your aim has gotten much better.

Mirai: Thanks dad. We should spend more of this 'father-son' time together.

Vegeta: sigh kids. Okay lets go get Lamb Chomp. Oh and readers, I better see more reviews when I come back, unless you want to end up like Mr. Faggers here.

Me: 0.0 MY GOD THE INHUMANITY OF IT!!! BLOOD ALL OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN, PUPPET PARTS STREWN ABOUT, WILL THE VIOLENCE NEVER END!?

King Vegeta: Probably not. Those two are dangerous together. I'm going to stop them from killing that innocent lamb and that crazy red headed bitch who thinks puppets talk to her.

Me: sniffles you do that. I will sit here and write a story on a screen I CANT EVEN SEE ANYMORE!

Chapter 10

Vegeta went upstairs to get the boys up. Chibi was no problem. He was excited about the tournament. Vegeta knocked on the door and the sound of stomping and slamming could be heard. Next thing Vegeta knew a small blur ran down the hall, the stares, and finally the kitchen.

Mirai was going to be another story. He walked down the hall to the vampires bedroom. He knocked, nothing, he knocked again, nothing. He went inside and found him still asleep. He walked up to the teenager and roughly tapped him on the back.

"Come on boy," he said, "time to get up." Trunks mumbled something incoherent. Vegeta shoved him a bit. The blanket moved slightly and Vegeta saw he had a new tattoo. He rolled his eyes, why the hell did that kid like to mutilate himself? It was a large black tree with no leaves. It was the silhouette with a great many branches. It looked painful and new, mostly because the skin on his back was still red.

"Mind telling me when you got this done," asked Vegeta very annoyed. Mirai looked up in confusion then down at his back at the memory of it.

"Oh," he said sleepily, "I got it done last night. I went out hunting as I usually do and The guy I ran into was a tattoo artist and he said he would give me one for free if I didn't kill him.

So I made him my ghoul (When a vampire gives a human vampire blood they become ghouls. They are servants to the vampire and in return, the blood gives them abnormal strength, night time vision, and other traits the vampire master or mistress gives them. The human gets a feeling of love and does whatever the vampire tells them, no questions asked and go through hell and back just to prove they are worthy) and got this really painful tattoo."

"Why do you mutilate yourself like this?"

"Mutilation is the most sincere form of flatter." (Marilyn Manson)

"Ah, now get out of bed and get dressed. I wouldn't let your mother see that or she is going to flip. She did when you got that piercing," he said, pointing to the one on his nose.

(You know the kind you see on those bulls, only the needle is like an 18 gauge so it is really small. You know my friend got one of those and he use to take it out when he got home so his mom didn't see after it healed, he was in Vegas for a few weeks with his stepdad who bought the piercing, but one day he forgot to take it out and his mom, I love that woman she is like my second mother, jumped on him with a pair of pliers. She told him take it out or I will do it for you. When he asked what she was talking about she grabbed the ring and pulled on it until he screamed "AH THAT PIERCING")

"Are you done," Vegeta asked the writer.

"Yes," I said and walked off. Vegeta turned his attention back to his son.

"Well, she didn't jump me with a pair of pliers, so it couldn't have been all that bad."

"Be thankful she didn't ask me to jump you with pliers. I would have just ripped that thing out of your nose." Mirai put his hand to the bottom of his nose, covering the thin, half circle ring that went through the septum of his nose.

He didn't want to imagine the feeling of his nose being ripped up. When he got the piercing only a few days after he was released from jail, he figured it would be a nice touch to the two he already had on opposite sides of his nostril on the curved parts. He was right, it went nicely, but he began to wonder if listening to his mother bitch about it for half an hour was worth it.

Mirai didn't blame her, she had an image to keep up, but did she seriously have to yell?

"Well, anyway, get up, tournaments today and your mother wants to leave before the crowed starts."

"Well, I think I should go ahead and show her so she doesn't get all pissy about it later."

"Hey! Don't call your mother pissy! I prefer bitchy you know that!"

"Sorry, my bad."

"Yea well, don't call her a bitch either."

Mirai just rolled his eyes and went downstairs, ready to face whatever music he was going to.

He happen to plan this on a good day, Bulma was in a very uppity mood and was even singing. She didn't normally sing in the open, she was good but she was shy about it. She looked at her halfdressed older son and smiled.

"You know you are diffenantly going to get some looks from the girls if you go dressed like that."

"Mom I got my back tattooed." It was less painful to say then he thought it would be.

"What? Really?"

"Yea," he said. He turned around and showed her the tattoo that took up most of his back.

"Had this been any other day I would be pissed off, but seeing as how I'm in a good mood, I'm only a little irked about it. Did it hurt?"

"Only a lot," he said, grimacing.

"Oh, okay then, as long as it hurt, that is punishment enough for me." She went skipping off to ready the ship.

"Wow," said Vegeta, "you picked a good day to get that done."

"I guess," said Trunks, who was watching his life flash before his eyes. He put a shirt on (yes the shirt magically appeared) and sat at the table. Bunny came in and served the three saiyans. Of course they ate like they had never been fed before causing mounds of dishes that would take days to do.

After they ate they met up with Bulma in the lab and piled into the air van ( . it's the soccer mom van from the future). Their first stop was the Son house. They picked up Gohan, who sat as far away from Mirai was possible, Goten, who jumped next to chibi talking at a crazy speed, Piccolo, who sat between Gohan and Mirai just in case, King, who also sat between the two infamous rivals just in case, (the two came over to save gas cause prices are so high) and Chichi who sat on the other side of Gohan. On the way their the gang had agreed to no super saiyan.

This of course had to be debated and argued by a majority of the ship because we can't all just agree to something, we have to fight about it, why? Cause they are saiyans and simply must fight to their full potential. WELL NOT THIS TIME MUAHAHAHAHA…..sorry…..

When they arrived, they met up with the rest of the gang who was waiting for them.

Shortly after, Goku appeared with Baba. Goten was shy at first but when Chichi told Goten it was alright, Goten ran over and gave his dad a hug (Aw how cute this scene was) for the first time. It was a touchy feely moment.

After catching up on recent events and the women complaining at the men that they never call or write or fax or anything, The Great Hercule arrived in all his fakeness and glory. His plan landed and the news crews gathered. After pestering Videl for a while, they took pictures and interviewed Hercule who had claimed to be the champion of the Cell Games. This, as we know, was complete bullshit, but what the hell.

Videl separated from her father and went over to her 'friend' Gohan. Videl was introduced to everyone and she bowed in response to the names Gohan had given. The majority who was going to enter went over to the table giving names. Mirai, of course, used Mirai but Gohan, unfortunantly, used the Great Saiyaman! Seriously is that like a cheap rip off of Superman or something? If I shot him in the eye would it be like Epic Movie when he was like "Oh god that hurt! Why would you do that? Was that even nessisary?!" or would he do some cheap Ginyu Force poses and be like "Your bullets do not harm ME!' cause….sorry again….

As they were walking toward the stadium, Goku noticed something wrong, very wrong. "Whoa guys look out! It's number 18!"

"How cute, he noticed," said 18 sarcastically.

"Guess that means he is about half way back into the loop again," said Mirai.

"What do you mean," asked Goku.

"Um, Goku, 18 and I are married," said Krillin.

"MARRIED!?"

"Yea," said Bulma, "they even had a kid."

"Um, Krillin," said Goku, "how do androids have babies?"

"She was human, Goku, Gero just made some modifications to her."

"Oh," said Gokku, "I guess that makes sense." Vegeta just shook his head and walked on fighting the urge to put a huge lump on the clueless saiyans head.

Trunks stopped midstep, there was a presents he hadn't felt in a long time near by. Could it be? But how? The others stopped and looked at Mirai curiously. Chibi and Goten took this moment to sneak off to cause some trouble, cause that is what they do best, while the others weren't watching. Vegeta saw this but he was to curious to say anything, so he let the two hell spawns sneak off.

Just then there was a zappy noise and a bright light. A girl in a long black, flowing, layered, bellydancer skirt, a short black tank top with a white bunny on it, and a little six year old girl in her arms appeared. Her raven hair was as long as Mirai's waist length hair. Mirai was breathless at the sight of the old friend. Vegeta, who had also recognized her, groaned in displeasure. He was reminded of the awkward trip though time.

Mirai and the girl looked at each other then screamed in surprise.

"NIKKI," Yelled Mirai, running up to her and hugging her tightly.

"TRUNKS," she yelled in unison of him. She put a kiss on his cheek and several on his neck. He laughed and did the same to her. Then a sudden realization of an event that had happened between them six years ago separated them.

The last time the two old friends had seen each other was at a party were they both got shit faced and higher then a fucking kite. This resulted in them sleeping with each other and not knowing it until the next morning.

Needless to say, the sudden memory made the moment very awkward. The air was a bit heavy but quickly diminished when Krillin asked who she was.

"Oh," said Mirai, "this is Nikki, she and I have been friends sense pre-K. Nikki this is Krillin, Piccolo, Goku, Goten, and I believe you know the rest."

"Oh yea," she said, "I met your mother Bulma seven years ago the first time I was here, 18? What is 18 doing here?"

"She is married to Krillin," said Mirai.

"Oh, so she is, like, your homie now," she whispered

"No homie of mine," he whispered back.

"So anyway, I know Vegeta of course, and Gohan. Oh King, how is your new life treating you?"

Vegeta looked her up and down trying to remember where he had seen her before. It then accured to him this was the girl who helped Mirai resurrect him seven years ago. "Not bad," he responded tonelessly.

"I don't know you," she said, pointing to Yamcha.

"You know Yamcha; remember six years ago I took him with me to the party back in our time?"

"Oh yea, I remember now," she said. Yamcha squirmed at the memory of the party he agreed to go to with Mirai. He also remembered how messed up the two got and how he had to be the one to wake them up the next morning and tell them what happened. Of course, what happened at the party stayed there, Yamcha did not want to be the victim of Bulma's wrath, he was suppose to be the responsible adult and prevent anything untimely from happening. Needless to say, he failed miserably at that.

To make things worse, Vegeta of there time line (remember I let him live and had Bulma die instead) had known Mirai was there and ran into the conversation the three were happening. Then Yamcha had to tell the angry premagen (vampires who lead there clan in a particular area. In Vegeta's case, being a Ventrue vampire, he was leader, speaker, and 'prince' to all the other Ventrue's in West City, and vampires don't question the premagen) that the scene was just as bad as it looked.

The two teenagers in the bed did not look willing to explain it, Yamcha wasn't either, but this was practically his fault for letting them drink to begin with. The two had been around for a very long time and Yamcha didn't think alcohol would do anything to them, oh was he ever so wrong.

So back to the present, Mirai noticed the little girl with pale skin, white hair, and a tail? Bulma looked at the girl, Mirai, Nikki, then back at the girl. "What the hell did you two do at that party six years ago," she demanded.

"Do you really need an answer to that," asked Yamcha who was pointing to the girl.

"No," said Bulma, "I have a really good idea leaving you in charge was a bad idea." She walked over to the child and took a look in her coal black eyes, they were a lot like Vegeta's but the shape was more like Nikki's. The fine hair was like Mirai's and the pale, almost albino, was like Mirai's and Nikki's vampire skin. She sighed, no use getting all bent about it know. Mirai looked at the little girl in confusion.

"So," said Mirai, "when was I going to find out you had a kid?"

"Well," she said, "Primagen was so angry about it he wouldn't let me play around in the time lines anymore until I told him about this tournament thing. He told me he didn't care if I went. I asked him why he wouldn't let me tell you about the child to begin with and he said because he never expected to see you again. Well if you ask me that is pretty messed up, but given the circumstance, I didn't argue."

Mirai walked off in silence, he really just wanted to be alone. The little girl squirmed in her mothers arms so Nikki put the child down. "Mirai," she said quietly, "I didn't come here for the tournament." Mirai stopped midstep. "I came here because I can't take care of her. I know I shouldn't do this. I told Vegeta my only interest is to fight in the tournament but that isn't at all what I came here for. My mother is coming to visit and I don't want her to know about this. She is actually moving in with me. I'm leaving her with you, I can't raise a saiyan child, I don't know how." With that she pressed the buttons on her watch and disappeared. Mirai was left standing there with his back to everyone else, why didn't she tell him about it? Sense when did she care about what any of the primagen said?

Nikki appeared in her own time line in just enough time to meet her mother. Her mother walked up with her suitcase followed by a young man in a black suit. "My dear," she whispered, "did you get rid of that bastard child?"

"Yes," she whispered, "she is with the father."

"Good," she said a little louder, "now let me introduce you to Sergio. Sergio, this is your bride to be, my daughter Nikki."

"Nice to meet you," he said in a sweet voice. The guy was HOT! He had short brown hair that was spiked and had black at the tips, his skin was naturally tan, and his tall figured was strong and perfect. It was the kind of guy you see as a model in magazines that girls post in their lockers or on their walls.

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The little girl walked up to the man who was supposedly her father. "Hi," she said in a sweet cute voice, "are you my daddy? My mommy said you were."

Mirai turned around. His long hair was up in a half loose pony tail that lazily hung down his back, his piercings looked good on his attractive face with it's sharp features and pale skin. His moonlight blue eyes flashed with sympathy. He smiled at her. It was a creepy smile that warmed her heart, those fangs, she had a pair like them. His tail had four needles going through them.

The nameless girl winced when she saw them, she new how it felt to have her tail pulled, it hurt really bad, it could render her to tears. Why did he put sharp needles through them. She looked around her. She remembered most of there names. She didn't recognize any of them except for Vegeta. She smiled sweetly at them.

"Hey," said one man with spiky hair in a mess and a kind smile, "my name is Goku, what is yours?"

"I don't have one," she said, "my grandma told my mommy not to give me one or my mommy would grow attached."

"What are you going to call her," Piccolo asked Trunks.

"I have no idea."

"What about Neko," asked Chichi.

"Neko? She is not a human cat," snapped Videl.

"Well, miss hussy, what would you call her!"

"I'm not a hussy! Besides, I would call her Lucy."

"Is that anything like Lucifer," asked Vegeta teasingly.

"You can't give her a satanic name," said Bulma, "what about Bura?"

"No, I would rather be named after the devil then underwear," said Videl.

"You know the letters in your name spell Devil?"

"Yes, Gohan, I am awear of that!'

"Well how about Jezzy," asked Yamcha.

"What!?" yelled Mirai.

"Well, I don't know I think it is kind of pretty."

"I am not naming her Jezebell!"

"I said Jezzy not Jezabell!"

"How about Sara," suggested Krillin.

"Every other girl is named Sara," said 18, "name her Terra."

"Isn't that Portuguese for earth," asked Bulma.

"Yea it is," said 18, "Gero installed several different languages in me after he made me an android."

"Oh I get it, so how many languages do you speak," asked Gohan.

"18," she said. Every one just stared at her. 18 spoke 18 different languages, go figure.

"Salem," said Mirai. Everyone turned there attention to him. "I will call you Salem." The little girl now named Salem looked as though she was just given the world. A name, she finally had a name! "Salem Twilight….whatever your last name is."

"I want your last name," she said, "Salem Twilight Briefs." It naturally rolled off her tong, like she was meant for the name.

"Isn't that a bit witchy," asked Yamcha.

"Why not? Nikki was a witch, I play with witchcraft, sounds good to me. Besides, I can name her whatever I want."

Everyone but Vegeta, Mirai, and Salem anime dropped. The other three just had a sweat drop fall from there head. "Everyday is a Jerry Springer day," said Mirai. Vegeta just nodded in agreement.

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Next time on Malkavian Madness!

Salem enters the tournament to show off a few moves she learned from her grandfather and Trunks and Goten pull of some funny pranks!

Sorry this wasn't that much but its like 4 in the morning and I'm exausted. Next chapter will have more in it I promise