HELLO! I'M BACK BABY! Man I took way to long of a break but now I'm with the special Shinigami Live comercial special Best of the Best. Now here's Mansex with Disclaimer.

Mansex: Shatter-sama in no way, shape, form or little monkey owns Bleach thats Tite Kubo.

On with the Show

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"Live in 3,6,4"

" Who the f*** was the d****s**** who said that?" Hitsugaya screamed being all childish.

"Come on lighten up this is Aizen's first time announcing" Rangiku scolded before running on stage.

"Hello and Welcome to the Commercial Special dedicated to all our original commercial done on the show here's our commercial.

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Aizen: I'm Sosuke Aizen and I lost 200 pounds on Bleachisysytem.

Komamura: And I'm Saijin Komamura and I lost 400 pounds on Bleachi system.

Aizen it's so simple you just go to any random place and go on a 14 day killing spree.

Komamura: It worked for Kenpachi so call 1800- 85BLEACH! Call Now!

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Rangiku: And we're Back! First of all since Shatter-sama is completely lazy we are switching to script form.

Ichigo: Why?

Rangiku: Didn't you just here me?

Ichigo: Oh ok.

Renji: Today on Shinigami Live we look into the . . .

???: Know your Stars, Know your Stars, Know your Stars.

Renji: What the Hell? WTFOMGBBQ!!

???: Renji Abarai . . . he's really Reno.

Renji: Who's Reno?

???: Renji Abarai . . . he sleeps with a stuffed Ichigo doll at night.

Renji: No I don't you don't have proof.

??? shows a picture of Renji sleeping with a life-size ichigo doll.

Renji: That was doctored!

Rangiku:AWWW!

Audience: AWWW!

Renji: Shut up!

???: Renji Abarai . . . His tattoos are really markers done by Jigglypuff.

Renji: Nu-Uh.

???: And now you know Renji the Marker faced Ichigolovin Reno Impersonator.

Renji: NO THEY DON'T ! THEY KNOW NOTHING!!

A tranquilizer dart hit Renji soon after. It's Nap Time.

Rangiku: Today we were originally suppose to be interviewing the Hikaru and Kaoru Hitaichiin from Ouran High School Host Club but they declined but luckily. . .

Ichigo: We got the 4th next best thing . . . Haruhi!

Haruhi walks on stage taking a seat in between Rangiku and the sleeping Renji.

Rangiku: Hello Haruhi.

Haruhi: Hello.

Ichigo: So how's it going?

Haruhi: good.

Ichigo: Holding up there all right?

Haruhi: Yeah.

Ichigo: You wanna a soda?

Haruhi: no.

Rangiku: So Audience Questions. Seat E=mc2.

Yuzu: Wait so your not a guy?

Haruhi: no.

Ichigo: Seat SB129.

Ishida: Would you go out with me?

Haruhi: no.

Ishida: WAHHH!

Rangiku: Seat pw3nd.

Yamamoto: Do Do you have a first aid kit. Cause my heart is damaged so damged how ya gonna fix it fix it fix it?

Haruhi: IDK my bff Jill?

Ichigo: Last Question. Seat X-2.

Urahara: do you like tuna?

Haruhi: yes!

Throws tuna at Haruhi.

Haruhi: Thanks

Rangiku: Well that's all the time we have for today join us next time were we interview the koopalings and Bowser Jr. See ya

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