Girlfriend by Avril

Ginny/Draco

Ginny sighed disgustedly. Hermione glanced up at her best friend. "What's wrong?"

"Why is it that after three years I finally find a guy I might like, and he's taken?"

Hermione eyed her. "Let me guess...Malfoy?"

Ginny stared at her. "How did you know?"

Hermione ticked off on her fingers. "Not a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. Any of those you wouldn't care and you could still be friends. Leaves a Slytherin. Blaise has been giving you the eyes for about a year now and you don't really seem to care. Other than him, only Malfoy has gotten a girlfriend recently and I know you aren't interested in the ever gay Theo."

Ginny laughed. "Ever intuitive. So what should I do? I finally am ready to admit it."

Hermione glanced up as Luna Lovegood entered the small study room there were in. A decidedly evil look came over the usually docile Hermione.

Three days later.

Draco was seriously considering gnawing his own arm off to get rid of Pansy. What on earth had possessed him to agree to this stupid date. What was worse was, he was on the third consecutive one in three days. Really, he needed some will power.

He glanced up as the hushed voices grew louder. He was in the central hall where the balcony from the second floor hung over. Everyone was pointing up at the balcony. Draco let his gaze travel up there. He stared.

Hermione Granger and Luna Lovegood were standing on the balcony. They were dressed in goth style looking punked out.

But that wasn't quite what everyone was staring at. On the railing of the balcony stood a tall girl. She was wearing a demure black mask and her long dark hair was free. She didn't look familiar but she had a great body. Like Hermione and Luna, she was decked out in pure punk, from fishnets and long black boots to a mini skirt and dark green tanktop.

She smiled down and for a moment Draco thought she was looking at him.

Then Luna and Hermione started singing.

"Hey! Hey! You! You!" They sang, pointing at Draco. Then the mystery woman started singing, walking along the balcony railing towards the stairs.

"I don't like your girlfriend!"

"No way! No way!"

Hermione and Luna chanted, following her.

"I think you need a new one," She had reached the stairs by now and slid down the railing, followed by Luna and Hermione.

"Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend"

She sauntered through the crowd until she was right in front of Draco.

"Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me"

She tipped his chin back with her finger, leaning in temptingly.

"No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret"

She pressed a finger to her lips as Pansy fumed.

"Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend"

She pranced away, taking him with her as Hermione and Luna stopped Pansy.

"You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You're so addictive."

She licked her lips temptingly.

"Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?"

She stepped away, leading him as Pansy rushed over.

"Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious." She blew him a kiss, jumping up on the table there.

"And Hell Yeah
I'm the motherfucking princess."

She was joined by Hermione and Luna and they danced.

"I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right."

Pansy marched over and grabbed Draco's arm, intent on pulling him away. The masked girl jumped down and shoved Pansy away, smiling at Draco.

"She's like so whatever
And you could do so much better."

She bit her lip prettily.

"I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!"

Luna and Hermione jumped down, distracting the crowd with damn fine moves.

"Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend."

The girl leaned in and kissed him quickly.

"Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend."

She darted away, taunting him by teasing the boys present.

"I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me."

She glanced back at him. He smirked and walked over to her, taking her hand.

"I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear."

She glanced at the still fuming Pansy.

"Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)."

She waved a hand at Pansy.

"She's like so whatever
And you could do so much better."

She pointed at her self with a smirk. He took her hand again, leading her around.

"I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!"

"Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend."

She laughed and jumped onto the table. Not willing to let her go, he followed her. She twirled a strand of his hair around her finger.

"In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger."

She leaned in again.

"Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?"

She laughed again and looked at Pansy.

"She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!"

She leaned in as her back up sang on. Suddenly she gasped. Pansy had untied her mask.

The mask fell gently to the table top. Draco stared as the glamor disappeared from Ginny Weasley's bright red hair. Her hands flew to her now scarlet cheeks.

Draco suddenly realized he didn't care.

"Hey, Hey, you you." He whispered.

She smiled. "I don't like your girlfriend."

He kissed her, to the uproarous applause.

End.