Daisy
Daisy walked on to the stage.
Daisy: Ow! What are all these sharp pieces of metal doing all over the floor?
She was trying to figure this out when she realized that her brain hurt from thinking.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Daisy: Hi! I'm Daisy!
Daisy, she's a weapon of mass destruction…
Just then, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Peach walked in.
Luigi: Hey, Daisy!
Daisy: Hi! I'm Daisy!
As she spoke, their heads melted.
Daisy: Hmmm…now what could be wrong with them? Think, think, think…..oww, thinking makes my head hurt… the living does to…
……right……Daisy, her tiara is made of plastic…
Daisy: (gasp!) I'll have you know, it's made of polyurethane intertwined with graphite-substitute smelted with the ore form of mercury know as cinnabar!
…..…doesn't that stuff cause brain tumors?…
Daisy: ………Hi! I'm Daisy!
……Daisy, she talks to movie character imaginary friends…
Daisy: Hi! I'm Daisy!
Terminator: Austa laviest, baby!
Daisy: Hi! I'm Daisy!
The Mask: Sssssssmokin!
Daisy: Hi! I'm Daisy!
Jack Tollerance: Heeeere's Johnny!
Daisy: Hi! I'm-
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Daisy: Okay.
Daisy, she's a part of this complete breakfast…
Cap'n Krunch: Uh oh, competition!
Lucky: What do we do?…
Silly Rabbit: I say, we kill the bitch!
Coco bird: Yeah!
They all started to approach her with many sharp and explode-able objects.
Daisy: Hi! I'm Da-
They then started beating the shit out of her.
Now you know, Daisy, the plastic tiara wearing weapon of mass destruction who's a part of this complete breakfast and has movie imaginary friends…
Just then, the cereal mascots were thrown off as Daisy adjusting her neck, making a sickening cracking sound.
Daisy: Hi! I'm Daisy!…Hi! I'm Daisy!…Hi! I'm Daisy!…
How the hell did-wait, what are you doing? Stop! Oh, no…Somebody help me! AHHHHH! OH GOD, SOMEBODY HELP ME! NO!…NO! STOP! HELP!…………
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