MM: Yaaayyyy! This song is based on the scene in the movie (Sea of Monsters) when Percy takes Tyson's sunglasses off and tells him that he's a hero now.
Percy: There's a movie about me? COOL! I must be soooo awesome!
MM: Actually, the movies suck.
Tyson: Does girl with red hair (I dyed it red this month for Rachel) have Peanut Butter?
MM: Actually, you're very lucky. I stocked up today.
Shmustin: Ooohhh… Peanut Butter (BTW a shmustin is a combination of my worst enemy and my brother. In other words, the ultimate evile.)
MM: WHAT THE F***! YOU'RE NOT EVEN FROM THE SERIES! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!
Shmustin: I came from your friends imagination, who then told you to put me in here.
MM: Oh right. I forgot about that. (BTW My friend and I are like the randomest people on Earth. You want to know how a conversation between us goes? Here:
BFF: Oops I dropped sunscreen on the grass.
MM: Hey! The grass is wearing sunscreen! *Picks up grass blade*
BFF: *Squirt sunscreen all over MM*
MM: AAAAAHHHHH! I'M DYING! I SEE A TUNNEL! I SEE HADES! WHY IS HADES WEARING A BRA! AAAAAHHHHH! I AM MENTALLY SCARRED BY THAT IMAGE OF HADES WEARING A BRA!
BFF: Rest in pieces, Kaera. (BTW Kaera is my real name. Check out my profile for more info on me!)
MM: Hey! What happened to that grass blade wearing sunscreen?
BFF: NO! It died!
MM: *Dig a grave and drop grass in*
You get the idea.
Perfect by P!nk
Made a wrong turn
Once or twice
Dug my way out
Blood and fire
Bad decisions
That's alright
Welcome to my silly life
Mistreated
Misplaced
Misunderstood
Miss no way it's all good
It didn't slow me down.
Mistaken
Always second guessing
Underestimated
Look I'm still around
Pretty, pretty please
Don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're less than
Less than perfect
Pretty, pretty please
If you ever, ever feel
Like you're nothing
Less than perfect
You're so mean
When you talk
About yourself, you were wrong
Change the voices in your head
Make them like you instead
So complicated
Look how we all make it
Filled with so much hatred
Such a tired game
It's enough
I've done all I can think of
Chased down all my demons
I've seen you do the same
Oh
Pretty, pretty please
Don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're less than
Less than perfect
Pretty, pretty please
If you ever, ever feel
Like you're nothing
You are perfect to me
The whole worlds scared
So I swallow the fear
The only thing I should be drinking
Is an ice cold beer
So cool in line
And we try, try, try
But we try too hard
And it's a waste of my time
Done looking for the critics
Cause they're everywhere
They don't like my jeans
They don't get my hair
Exchange ourselves
And we do it all the time
Why do we do that?
Why do I do that?
Why do I do that?
Yeeeeaaaahhh
Oooooooh
Oh baby pretty please
Pretty, pretty please
Don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're less than
less than perfect
Pretty, pretty please
If you ever, ever feel
Like you're nothing
You're less than perfect to me
You're perfect, you're perfect
Pretty, pretty please
If you ever, ever feel
Like you're nothing
You're less than perfect to me
MM: *Give Tyson all of her Skippy Peanut Butter jars*
Tyson: Me like red hair girl!
Percy: You can have him.
Annabeth: I thought you got over that?
Percy: What can I say? Sibling rivalry.
Grover: Blaggghhh. Do I have to do a song?
MM: *Death glare* Yes.
Everyone but MM: Gulp.