Yeah... So I got a bit lazy with this chapter and cut half of it... But I hope you like it anyway! I don't own Total Drama or the two songs mentioned in this chapter! :)
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*Playa Confession Cam*
Staci: It's a shame I'm not in the game anymore! I could sing yeah! My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother invented singing! Before that, people just spoke songs! So sad! But anyway, check out my singing! *Singing badly* That's what makes you beautiful-ul-ul!
*Static*
"Haha! Sorry you all had to see that but I just found it hilarious!" Chris laughed at the looks of horror on the competitors faces and took out his ear plugs. "Okay... Like last time, each team will be sending in 3 people to showcase their talents, Chef, along with me and the one and only Owen will be judging this completion in a 'Got to Dance' and 'Britain/America's got talent' type of style, where you either get buzzed off or if not, you might get a star. You start with 10 points and for each buzz you get, you loose 5 points, for each gold star, you get to add 5 points, but this does mean that it's possible for a team to get minus points. If you don't get buzzed off or given a star, then you stay with 10 points. The team with the highest group score will win a special treat and the team with the lowest will be sending someone back to the Playa! Oh yeah, and you'll be doing this on live TV and in front of the whole school, if you screw up... Well... It's out there forever and will never be forgotten!"
*Confession Cam*
Scott: I have to make sure me and Courtney get in... But I'll have to convince everyone that what Gwen said last episode was not true...
*Static*
"Alright! Seeing as you didn't get to see my ballet last time because I was too busy plotting against Gwen... I nominate myself to participate!" Heather tossed her hair.
*Confession Cam*
Heather: Pfft! This will be easy! I mean, with my ballet and Trent's singing and playing guitar, we're guaranteed a win!... But who else has any talent on our team?
*Static*
"Heather, did you even consider anyone else?" Alejandro asked her.
"Well, Trent can sing and play guitar..." She raised her eyebrows at Trent as if to tell him to agree with her. The boy nodded and bit his lip. "Besides, do YOU have any talents?"
"Uh... Well..." Alejandro burrowed his eyebrows. "I can... Uh..."
"Lightning can be sha-awesome!" The jock struck a pose.
"Ooooh! I can do magic!" Izzy laughed like a maniac. "Watch! Haha!" She pulled a magic wand out of nowhere and tapped Lightning, who was still pulling a pose, on the shoulder and he disappeared. "See!"
"Uh... Izzy... Where did he go?" Dawn asked. Izzy laughed like a manic again.
"Haha! I don't know! I once sent a teddy-bear to Mars! Haha!" She laughed once again before running away out of the main hall.
"I fear that she may not be joking about that..." Dawn mumbled with a worried expression on her face.
*Confession Cam*
Lightning: *looks around, confused* Sha-Lightning?!
*Static*
"So it's settled... Me, Trent and Izzy will be performing!" Heather grinned before walking away to go practice.
*Confession Cam*
Alejandro: Well... We're screwed...
*Static*
"Does anyone have ANY talents?" Duncan asked his team but everyone gave him blank looks. "Anyone?" Justin perked up.
"I can do a repeat of what I did last time! But I've got a few new moves now which are sure to win Chef over!" The model flashed a white, toothy grin at his teammates.
"I say we put Justin in the talent show!" She smiled at him and clutched onto his arm. "And I am a great singer!"
"Right... So it's pretty boy and jersey shore reject... But who else?" Duncan frowned and looked at Eva, Jo and Brick.
"Don't look at us! What about you Mr Juvenile delinquent?!" Jo barked.
"Pfft! My only talent is breaking out of places... And into them..." He smirked. "Hey Eva... You can lift stuff right?" Duncan got a grunt for a response which he translated as a yes. "So we'll have Justin, Anne Maria and Eva showcasing their... 'Talents'... Great..."
*Confession Cam*
Duncan: Screwed... We are-
*Static*
*Confession Cam*
Scott:-Screwed! Courtney got in but she's pretty content on singing and doesn't want to sabotage the team by embarrassing herself on live TV! So now we've got Courtney singing, Cameron being his usual know-it-all self and Cody playing keyboard... I just hope Cody screws up... But from what I've seen and heard while he was practicing... We're going to win this thing... Which seriously sucks for me...
*Static*
*Confession Cam*
Zoey: *bites her lip nervously* I mean... I love my team... But we've got Sam playing games, Dakota posing for a photo-shoot and Ezekiel singing... Not exactly the best choices...
*Static*
"Welcome to this very special episode..." Chris yelled over the crowd of students, trying to get their attention. "And a welcome to our guest judge Owen!" The large boy stood up and waved.
"Hi guys!" He waved at the audience who still didn't shut up.
"Now be quite so we can get on with the show!" Chris demanded, but the audience still didn't hush. "I SAID-"
"We know what you said old man! Just get on with the show and we'll shut up!" One of the jocks jeered from the audience.
"Hmmpf... First we have Team Algebra performing... Their first performer is Justin." Chris sulked and stormed offstage.
"Hi! I'm here to look good!" Justin grinned and started to pull some model poses while girls in the audience screamed and a couple fainted. Chef and Chris buzzed him off but Owen sat there with his mouth open. He finished yet again by sitting on a chair and pulling a rope, releasing water over himself. Owen stood up and cheered along with the girls in the audience who hadn't fainted.
"Woo! Justin! That was awesome!" Owen yelled at the model. "I give that a gold star!" He pressed a button and a star appeared in front of him.
"Yeah yeah yeah... Get off of the stage... Next we have Anne Maria singing..." Chris mumbled, still sulking at being called an old man.
"Oh ma gowd! I'm gonna be singin' ma fave song by Justin Bieber!" She squealed and jumped up and down. "Okay... Baby! Baby! Baby! O-AAH!" She started to sing but slipped on the water that had not been cleared off of the stage. All three judges buzzed and Anne Maria was carried offstage by Jo and Brick.
"Such a shame..." Chris mumbled sarcastically. "Last from Team Algebra is Eva." The tough girl stomped onstage and stopped in the middle. The water had been swiftly cleared up by an intern.
"Uh... Guys?" Eva cast a worried look offstage. "What am I supposed to lift?!" She hissed. Before they even gave her an answer, the judges all buzzed her. "WHAT?!" She screamed outraged. "I DIDN'T EVEN... BUT I... F-"
"Eva! Live TV!" Chris growled Eva scowled at them all and stormed off. "That leaves Team Algebra with -10... Next is Team Literature who will be starting with Cameron. Chef buzzed off the geek as soon as he stepped onstage and by the end, Chris and Owen were asleep. Chef nudged Chris awake.
"Oh... Err... Interesting Cameron... You got 5 points for your team... Next is Cody playing his keyboard." Chris mumbled and took a sip of coffee to keep himself awake. Interns quickly set up the keyboard which Cody played flawlessly, earning 2 gold stars from Chris and Owen and 20 points for his team.
"Finally from Team Literature is Courtney." Chris introduced the control-freak-with-a-lawyer.
"Hi! I'm going to be singing my personal favourite song by 'Avery' called: 'Go Screw Yourself'. Needless to say who it's dedicated to!" She smiled sweetly before starting to sing. (If any of you haven't heard this song, I suggest you get your asses on YouTube right now and listen to it! It's seriously one of my favourite songs!). In the end, Courtney got 3 stars and a large applause from the audience.
"Alright, that give Team Literature 25 more points leaving them with a whopping 50 compare to Team Algebra's -10... Next is Team Physics with Sam and his gaming..."
By the end of Ezekiel's performance of: 'Call me Maybe', the scores were:
Team Algebra: -10
Team Literature: 50
Team Physics: -15
Turns out, gaming is not a valid talent, neither is having your picture taken and Ezekiel's singing was possibly worse than Anne Maria's and Staci's put together.
*Confession Cam*
Zoey: I knew it... *hangs her head in shame*
*Static*
"Finally, it's Team Team's last performance!" Chris announced. Heather hasn't gotten any gold stars or buzzes, giving her team a score of 10, however she still wasn't very happy with this. Trent sang 'Okay' by 'Backhouse Mike' (same goes for this song as it did with the other, some of you may recognise it because Jade West aka Elizabeth Gillies sang the chorus on Victorious) and he got a single star from Owen, giving the team another 15 points.
"Haha! For this trick, you have to come outside!" Izzy grinned psychotically. Chris, Chef, Owen, the camera crew and the contestants all went outside. What was happening outside was being shown on a projector in the main hall to the students.
"For my trick... I shall make the school bus... Disappear!" Izzy laughed and pulled out her wand. "And Abracadabra..." She taped the school bus with her wand and it disappeared. "Tada!" She grinned, proud of herself.
"Great... Now bring it back." Chris frowned. Izzy bit her lip.
"Yeah... Haha! Funny story... I don't know how..." She giggled. Seconds later, the school bus reappeared where it had been standing but there was something different about it... It was pink.
"MY BUS!" Chris screamed. "-5 points! You got buzzed by all of us!"
"But Chris I-" Owen started to object but shut his mouth immediately when he received a glare from the host. Chris regained his cool.
"That leaves Team Team with 20. Team Physics... Looks like you're sending someone home!" Chris scowled at Izzy. "In the PINK school bus!... And Team Literature... Enjoy the buffet which has now been set up in the kitchen for you! Chef... Show them the way!"
"These Hall Passes represent life. If you do not receive a Hall Pass, you are expelled from Total Drama High School and have to take the school bus back to the Playa. And you can never return... Ever!" Chris sighed. "And because we've already gone over the hour that was set for us to broadcast, I'm going to cut to the chase." Chris threw the Hall Passes which had again been made into paper aeroplanes. "Sam, you're going home!" He informed the gamer.
"Text you baby!" Dakota waved, not looking up from her phone while Sam left.
*Confession Cam*
Scott: As much as it sucked not loosing... That buffet was AMAZING!
*Static*
*Confession Cam*
Courtney: Ha! I got the highest score! *she tosses her hair, clearly feeling very full of herself.*
*Static*
"What will the next challenge be? Will Courtney and Scott be able to maintain their alliance? And how long will it take Izzy to re-paint the bus?" Chris grinned. "Find out next time on Total... Drama... High School!"