I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND KHR!
SORRY FOR BEINGMISSING FOR SO LONG!
I WAS BUSY WITH SCHOOL AND OTHER STUFF!
'How did I get myself into this?' Tsuna asked himself for what was like the hundredth time this Saturday morning.
You see, Tsuna right now is in a very tight position and by tight I mean he really is in a tight position because he is tied to a rope, courtesy of Naruto and Saber.
Naruto was pulling the spiky haired boy while Saber was walking behind them.
All Tsuna could remember was that just a while ago he was walking and talking with his best friends, Yamamoto and Gokudera and suddenly a rope appeared out of nowhere and it tied around him. He was then dragged away by none other than the two blonde boys.
Turns out that they were going to prank the perverted doctor again and for some unknown reasons the head prefect, Hibari found them carrying paint and brushes thought that they were going to vandalize the streets so he only thought of one thing to do and of course it's to bite them to death.
The two boys took notice of this and fled away leaving their paint and brushes.
Tsuna turned to look at Naruto. "Why did you even tie me up?"
"I told you that we wee bored and wanted someone to hang around with." Naruto said.
"And we got caught by Hibari." Saber continued.
"WHY DID YOU EVEN HAVE TO INVOLVE ME?" Tsuna shouted. "Hibari's probably going to think I'm part of this mess and bite me to death too."
"Probably" Saber shrugged.
'He doesn't even care?' Tsuna thought.
He tried to wriggle out of it but the rope was too tight and he sighed once more.
Naruto stopped in his tracks. "Hey Tsuna, why are you so afraid of Hibari if you're the boss of the family? Aren't you supposed to be stronger than him?"
"I am but he has a dark aura that scares me." Tsuna said.
"True"
"Please untie this rope." Tsuna said trying to wriggle out of the rope.
"Oh, sorry." Naruto cut the rope.
Tsuna stood up and check his wrists. "At last"
Tsuna then turned to Saber and Naruto. "Why didn't you ask the girls?"
"Hikari was going to go shopping and when Ren heard the word "shopping" she freaked and disappeared." Saber said as he remembered it clearly.
The chibi forms Hikari and Ren appeared on top of them showing the whole situation.
"Ren-chan...disappeared?" Tsuna asked.
"Yeah, she hates shopping." Saber said.
"Well hate is such a strong word, try saying dislike." Naruto said.
Saber looked at him like he was crazy. "Last time, they tried to make her go shopping, they had to tie her to a chain and sealed her abilities since she was already clawing the ground. And she almost destroyed a mall."
"Oh, then hate is the right word to describe it." Naruto said.
Tsuna's jaw dropped.
Tsuna couldn't believe what he had just heard. Ren looks like she's just a nice girl but he should be already used to this since his life has always been wacked.
Naruto and Saber looked at Tsuna with smiles. "So here we are!"
"We're bored so let's do something fun!" Naruto said grinning like a fox.
Tsuna gulped. "What kind of fun?" Tsuna asked.
"Uh..."
'He still hasn't thought of it yet.' Saber thought.
Saber sighed and ran his hand through his blonde hair. "How about the arcade?"
Tsuna smiled. "That sounds nice."
Naruto then did the good guy pose. "The arcade of course!"
"Good of you to agree to my idea." Saber nodded.
Naruto glared at him. "I said it first! It was my idea."
"What do you mean your idea? I said it first." Saber glared back.
"Nuh-uh! I said it first!" Naruto shouted.
Their heads are already head to head and their eyes were glaring at each other.
"Weren't you listening to what I just said?" Saber said.
"All I heard you say was that you were stating that it was good for me to agree on your idea even thought it was MINE!" Naruto shouted.
'He didn't listen.' Saber thought.
Behind them, Tsuna was looking back and forth between the two blondes everytime they talk.
'At this rate we won't be able to go to the arcade.' Tsuna thought.
"No, I said it first." Saber said.
"Since when?"
"Since the day you were born."
Naruto blinked. "How can you say that when we're the same age? You should still be a baby back then and we don't even know each other back then."
Saber facepalmed. "I was being sarcastic." He said.
"Well Mr. Sarcastic you were still a baby back then, dufus." Naruto said back feeling he won the match.
"DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT SARCASTIC MEANS?" Saber shouted.
"No" Naruto said still feeling triumphant.
"I was kidding that time you idiot!" Saber said.
Saber can't take this anymore and was about to pummel the fox like blonde but Tsuna had to but in.
Tsuna went between the two blondes and pushed them away yelling. "If you guys keep arguing like this we won't be able to go to the arcade!"
The blondes blinked. "Right..."
"Let's just go and forget this argument." Saber said rubbing his forehead. 'If this even continued I might just need a new brain.'
"Fine" Naruto agreed. "But I won this argument."
Oh Naruto why oh why did you have to say it?
"No I won." Saber said.
"No me"
"No me!"
Tsuna sighed. "All the way to the arcade"
The three passed by a crying boy that looked no older than a four year old.
Of course they couldn't just leave him behind so they asked the boy what was wrong.
"M-my ball's stuck up that tree and I can't get it." The boy said in between cries.
"Don't worry I'll get it." Saber said and was about to climb the tree but Naruto pinned him to the ground.
"No I'll get it. If I get the ball I won the argument." Naruto said.
'This idiotic blonde...' Saber thought. "This is no time for an argument. I'm trying to help the boy!"
"And so am I." Naruto said.
They kept arguing and the boy kept crying while Tsuna was gawking at the two blondes.
"What are you going to do, Dame-Tsuna? Are you just going to stand there and watch the two blondes kill themselves or help the boy?" A childish voice said from behind him.
"Reborn!" Tsuna shouted.
Reborn was disguised as a kindergartener complete with the blue uniform and the yellow hat.
"Return the ball with your dying will." Reborn said before shooting the spiked haired teen with the dying will bullet.
Then Tsuna fell down to the ground and stood up again ripping the clothes off and on his hair was a small flame and then he yelled. "REBORN! I WILL RETURN THE BALL BAKC WITH MY DYING WILL!"
Tsuna then climbed the tall tree with lightning speed and grabbed hold of the ball then jumped down the tree.
When he touched the ground a weak earthquake happened from the contact between the height of his fall and the ground bit it still made them wobble a bit.
Tsuna then looked at the boy and gave the ball back to him. Just as he was giving it back to him the small flame on his head disappeared and his eyes became normal again.
He earned a smiling face from the small boy and a thanks.
The boy left carrying the ball back with him and the two ninjas still fought.
Reborn kicked the two ninjas. "Oy, the ball has been returned."
Naruto and Saber looked at Reborn then glared at each other. "LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!" They yelled in unison.
"ME?" They yelled in unison again.
"Yes you two." Reborn said.
"Us?" They asked in unison again.
The two looked at each other before slapping each other.
Saber stood up. "I could have helped him instead but you had to stop me."
Naruto stood up. "So? I could have helped the kid faster than you can."
"But you can't prove it anymore since the kid left." Reborn smirked.
Naruto and Saber glared at each other for the last time before looking at the opposite ways.
"I guess so but Tsuna you were really cool. You climbed up that tree at a ninja's speed. You've got to teach me how you did it without any chakra!" Naruto yelled.
Tsuna looked down embarrassed. "It's nothing. Reborn shot me that's all."
Naruto looked the baby. "So when you shoot someone with that kind of bullet they turn into what Tsuna turned into right?"
"Yes"
"Cool! Shoot me with the bullet!" Naruto said getting ready.
"And you'll end up half-naked like Tsuna." Saber added.
Naruto's body stiffened. "On second thought, never mind."
Reborn threw clothes at Tsuna.
"Change"
"Y-yeah" Tsuna said.
"It has got to suck ripping some of your clothes out. How do you even pay for all those clothes?" Naruto asked.
"Simple" Reborn smirked.
"Maybe I don't really want to know." Naruto said dryly.
-After some time-
Tsuna had finished changing his clothes and they continued their way to the arcade.
But they then heard people shouting. They looked at their left and saw the playground but their attention was with the same boy they saw a while ago and he was being kicked and teased by some mean looking teens.
"What 's wrong kid, haven't you learned enough that this is our territory unless you want us to throw that ball of yours away again?" The boy that looked like the leader taunted.
"Please stop, this is a gift from my grandfather before he died." The boy cried curling into a ball.
"A gift eh? How about this, you give us the ball and we'll leave you alone." The delinquent said.
"No"
"I wasn't asking kid." He started as he kicked the kid. "I was demanding."
The little boy continued to cry as the bullies laughed.
"Those bastards" Saber said.
"JUUDAIME!" Gokudera yelled.
"Tsuna" Yamamoto called out.
Tsuna looked at his friends.
"Gokudera-kun and Yamamoto"
Gokudera looked really happy. "It's a good thing you're safe." Then he glared at the ninjas. "How dare you kidnap Juudaime." He said as he looked really pissed off.
"We were bored." Saber shrugged off. "But that's not the problem right now."
"You kidnapped Juudaime and just brush us off?" Gokudera shouted but was stopped by Yamamoto.
"Ma, ma calm down Gokudera. Let's hear what they have to say." Yamamoto laughed.
"Look at them." Tsuna said looking to his left and to the playground.
Seeing this Gokudera and Yamamoto looked angry.
"Those idiots don't know what they got into." Gokudera said taking out some of his dynamites.
They all jumped on the fence except for Tsuna who couldn't and just climbed over it.
"Oy you bastards pick someone your own size!" Gokudera shouted.
The delinquents looked at the six teens.
"Well what do we have here? Heroes eh?" One of the bullies laughed.
"That nice guy that helped me!" The little boy said. "Please stay out of here, he's dangerous."
The leader looked at Tsuna and snickered. "You helped this good for nothing brat?"
"You've got to be kidding me!" The delinquents all laughed.
"Don't insult Juudaime!" Gokudera ordered.
"What are you going to do? Look at us we're fifteen here while you guys are just six and a baby with you. HA HA HA!" The leader laughed.
Gokudera was about to punch him but a shoe first made contact with his face
"Pick someone your own size." Hikari said walking next to the kid.
"What the-" The leader said but after he recovered he checked out Hikari and smirked.
"Hey pretty lady, it's better for you to stay out of it but I forgive you for what you did but you can make it up to us by hanging with me and my friends." He said lustfully.
Hikari smiled and looked at him dead in the eye. "Hell no"
With that said she went beside Naruto.
Tsuna, Naruto and Saber and the boys were angry at the leader but mostly Tsuna for disrespecting a girl like that.
"What a perv." Naruto said glaring at them.
The boys were also mad but the leader smirked that stupid smirk of his.
"I won't take no for an answer. I'll guess I'll just have to get you myself." He wiped some blood of the edge of his mouth then ran towards them with his boys behind him.
Hikari smirked as some nets came hurdling towards them
The delinquents yelled as they got trapped in the fish nets.
The mafiosos and ninjas blinked except for Reborn and Hikari.
"I think we need an explanation." Naruto said pointing to the nets.
"Well to make it easier." Ren said walking towards them twirling a kunai with her pointing finger. "I set up a trap before Hikari appeared."
"Ren-chan!" Naruto and Gokudera shouted.
Naruto's and Saber's eyes widened.
Naruto laughed. "What happened to your hair? I thought you said you didn't want anybody changing it?"
Ren turned red and huffed. Her hair was braided into chignons on the side of her head with her ribbon tied on it and the bell on her neck as a necklace along with the other one. There were also some strands of hair on the side of her head twirled.
Hikari smiled and put her arm around Ren's shoulder. "I tied her up on a tree and did it." She grinned.
"Don't forget you had to first punched me to put me asleep." Ren added glaring at her.
"Yeah..." Hikari grinned.
The boys laughed and Reborn smiled.
The kid went to his ball and took it and went to the teens.
He smiled at them. "THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" He said bowing.
Tsuna scratched the back of his head. "No, not at all. You should actually thank the girls, they trapped them."
Hikari smiled at Tsuna then at the boy. "No we all did it together. The boys stood up for you."
The boy continued to smile. "Thank you again! By the way, I'm Kotaro!"
Naruto ruffled Kotaro's head. "Nice to meet you Kotaro. I'm Naruto, believe it!"
"Sawada Tsunayoshi"
"Jyuunsei Saber"
"Yamamoto Takeshi"
"Gokudera Hayato"
"Rezu Hikari"
"Hoshiga Ren"
"Oh and that's Reborn Tsuna's tutor." Naruto said.
Kotaro then said good-bye and left them.
After having a good laugh their aura then changed as they faced the trapped delinquents and trust me it wasn't a nice one.
"Now what should we do with them?" Naruto asked crackling his knuckles.
The delinquents gulped.
"I'll happily blow them into ashes." Gokudera said menacingly.
The delinquents shook their heads vigorously.
"Wait!" Ren said. "We have a better idea." She and Reborn said in unison.
After that, let's say the delinquents found themselves hanged on the tallest building in Namimori in nothing but their boxers with paintings of some sort on their faces courtesy of Naruto's artistic skills yelling and shouting while the teens went to Tsuna's house to eat and drink some tea with their yells music to their ears.
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