I don't own Ed Edd n Eddy Grand Theft Auto 5. I own OC's. This chapter will mostly focus on Trevor and The Kanker sisters.
A few days has passed since Trevor and his cronies arrived in Los Santos. Currently they were staying in Wade's cousin Floyd girlfriend's apartament. Floyd wasn't happy to have them in his house because Floyd unlike Wade happened to be a guy with a pretty normal life.
Currently Trevor wasn't in the house because he left for some reason and the Kankers, Wade and Floyd were having a discussion about Trevor.
''And Trevor is...'' Wade tried to say.
It was when May noticed that Trevor had just walked into the apartament.
''Uhh...Floyd.'' May whispered to Flyod who didn't listen to her.
''Trevor is a...'' Floyd tried to say.
''Trevor is a what?'' Trevor interrupted him, demanding the answer.
''I tried to tell you that he walked in but you were too busy whining.'' May told Floyd.
''Trevor is...a good guy.'' Wade said as Trevor pushed him backwards and made his way to Floyd, ''He's like family ain't it guys?''
''Tha-tha-tha-tha-that's right, yes. B-b-b-but the thing is umm I ain't been with that many women. I don't find it easy and umm...and Debra...we're getting married uhhh.'' Floyd said in fear.
''Oh that's beautiful.'' Trevor stated calmly.
''But I'm afraid that she's gonna leave me.'' Floyd explained, ''I mean this is her place...and the fornicatin'.
''So she cares about her apartmanent more than for a guy with that she is going to marry? She's worse than us when we were kids. We were forcing three guys to be our boyfriends.'' Marie stated.
''What happened to these guys?"' Floyd asked.
''We don't know. Haven't seen them in years.'' Lee replied.
''Anyway back to the topic." Trevor began, ''What do you wanted to tell?''
''That I ain't got a very big penis! Some girls laugh when they look at it...'' Floyd replied.
''Well, show me.'' Trevor ordered as Floyd made a few steps back so he walked closer to him, ''Show me!''
''I don't want to.'' Floyd stammered.
Trevor sighed in frustation before putting his pants down, ''Mine ain't nothing special but this boy gets the job done. Alright? Now, Wade here says that you work at the docks.''
''Umm...yes.'' Floyd replied.
''Look at me!'' Trevor ordered as he noticed that Floyd wasn't looking at him.
''Can you just...put your Johnson away...Sir?'' Floyd asked.
''As Jesus.'' Trevor groaned before putting his pants up.
''Yes I work at the docks.'' Floyd finally said.
''And?'' Trevor asked, ''Anything interesting for a man like me?''
''Well I mean...I-I-I don't rightly...rightly know.'' Flyod replied, ''What kinda person are you?''
''I am that kind of person Floyd!'' Trevor shouted as he grabbed Floyd by his neck, ''I am that kind of person!'' He said before letting Floyd go, ''Now let's get out. Wade, girls and that little tormentor down there to put these on'' He said as he handed them a worker suits, ''We are going for a ride. Everyone. Gateway to America awaits!'' They all got into the worker suits and walked out of the apartament. They walked down the stairs and got into the Bodhi and drove off towards the port.
''Hey Trevor how did you meeting with Michael after all these years went? Was it good?'' Marie asked.
''It went great Marie! You have to see the new Fame or Shame episode!'' Trevor replied, then asked ''And you Floyd, What you got for me?''
''Like I said I don't rightly know what we got. You're going to have to be more exact in your questioning, sir.'' Floyd said.
''We're looking for something to steal.'' Trevor explained.
''Sir, I stole a pencil in the elementary school and I've regretting it ever since.'' Floyd said.
''Floyd always was a stick in the mud.'' Wade told them.
''Look, sir, please.'' Floyd said, ''Just tell me what you want and I'll do my utmost do assist you in finding it.''
''Floyd. The problem is Trevor doesn't know what he wants.'' Lee said.
''She's right. I don't know what I want.'' Trevor agreed, ''It's a bit. Like pornography or a perfect turd. I can't quite describe it but I'll know it when I see it.''
''You ain't aiding my comprehension.'' Floyd said.
''Alright, alright. How's this. Two hundred and thirty six billions worth of cargo came through the Port of Los Santos last year.'' Trevor said.
''He's really good with numbers.'' May added.
''I don't want to hijack a truck full of pineapples Floyd. You need to give us the inside track on what's coming through.'' Trevor finished.
''We don't know what's in the containers. They certainly don't put price tags on them.'' Floyd said back.
''Have you noticed Floyd?'' Marie asked.
''Noticed what?'' Floyd asked in confusion.
''Anything different? Anything that might indicate something.'' Marie explained.
''Well, there's been all these Merryweather folks hanging around.'' Floyd said.
''Merryweather? Our favourite guys, right girls?'' Lee asked, earning nods from her sisters.
''Merryweather Security Consulting? Private army to the New World order?'' Trevor asked, ''The folks waging outsourced shadow wars in twenty countries around the globe and recently cleared operate on US soil?''
''That umm...That's sounds like them.'' Floyd replied.
''So we've got a private militia in the port.'' Lee stated.
It was when Trevor drove through the gate which was leading to the port. He parked his car next to one bulding, then all of them got out of it.
"Here come the supe." Floyd said, then stated, ''I got to check in."
"Be careful Floyd because this can go wrong very quick." Marie told him as they walked up to the supe.
"We got a waste spillage, and I got a slot on the cleanup crew." the Supe exclaimed before Floyd pushed his cousin to him, then the two men walked up the stairs.
"There is nothing that Wade here ain't gonna do for a warm meal.'' Trevor said as Wade and the supe walked into the building, then he and the Kankers followed Floyd into the docks.
"You gonna take me to see this freighter?" Trevor wanted to know.
"Yeah, it's over here." Floyd replied.
"You ever get helicopters coming in and out of here?" Lee asked.
"You know those big sky crane things that can pick up a whole container?" May added.
"Now, this is restricted airspace. They won't let anything out of here without clearance." Floyd told them, "Shot it down if they have to.''
"So how's a man or a woman in the hurry supposed to get in and out of this place?" Trevor asked.
"Well we got a port that dredged to fifty feet.'' Floyd replied.
''Sounds good to me." Marie began, ''Now tell me what's the coast guard response like?"
"Well they got cutters, forty five foot response vessels, air support...you're gonna move much faster than them. Especially if you're carying something.'' Floyd replied.
"Okay, now it became a little harder." Marie stated.
"Don't worry, sis. We've been doing harder things than that." Lee said, ''Besides we can have Floyd saddle up and ride him across the Miriam Turner Overpass."
''Well, Lee. That idea with Floyd sounds good to me." Trevor said with a nod.
"I just said they had the water surface real covered." Floyd told them.
"Okay." Trevor said back.
"That is the freighter I told you guys about." Floyd said as he pointed at the freighter.
"Wonder of if they have something worth stealing on it." May said.
"We just stevedore then, we ain't meant to know what's in the containers." Floyd told her.
''But?" May asked.
"But these are marked military. Government." Floyd replied.
"Anything weird about that?" Trevor asked.
''The government stuff is hot freight. Pulls up, goes right through." Floyd began, '"This stuff just been sitting here.''
"You are beginning to arouse my curiosity...I do believe that you are beginning to arouse the girls curiosity too." Trevor stated.
"Over there." Floyd said as he pointed at the guy who was being hassled by two Merryweather's, "Looks like Forest got on the wrong side of some Merryweather guys."
"You two." a Worker who stood beside the handler called Floyd and Trevor, "Couple of containers in bay B got to be brought to F."
Floyd and Trevor got into the handler and drove off towards the containers in bay B.
"And you three. Go to the crane. One of our guys been waiting on a crane driver for nearly an hour." a Worker said to the Kankers.
"Alright. Let's go girls." Lee said as they began to walk to the Crane. Once they were there they climbed up the ladder.
''Hey! There ain't time to admire the view! I been waiting for a crane driver nearly an hour." a Worker exclaimed.
"None of us are permitted to drive cranes, buddy." Marie told him.
"Hey, you need me to get your Union rep up here, right now?'' A worker began, "Sooner one of you get in the cab, sooner we can get out of here."
"Alright girls, who's going to the cab?" Lee asked.
"You're the oldest one." Marie smirked.
"Fine." Lee groaned as he climbed down to the cab. She walked through the doors and sat down on the chair, then she asked, "Alright. I'm here what do I do?"
"Load the containers onto the trucks." a Worker replied.
"Okay, here we go." Lee said before she hooked up one of the containers, then she moved the crane to the the end where the truck was waiting for the containers. She realesed the container on the truck, then the truck drove off.
"And you said you wasn't qualified." a Worker complimented her, then ordered, "Go back up to te other end and start again."
Lee did as she was too. She went back up to the other end and hooked up another container, then she moved the crane once again to the end where another truck was waiting. She realesed the container on the truck, then the truck drove off.
"Alright. You're done, break time." a Worker exclaimed as Lee walked out of the cab and climbed up the ladder and walked up to the vantage of the end of the catwalk where her sisters been waiting for her.
It was when May said, "Look at amazing this view girls!''
"Yeah! I should take some photos for... Mildred!" Marie agreed as she pulled her phone out of her pocket before she took a few photos of the freighter.
"Send it to Ronnie." May said, "Perharps he'll find something interesting about it."
Her sister nodded before sending the photos to their friend who stayed back in Blaine Country on Trevor's order, then they made their way to the ladder and climbed down. After that Marie received to messages, one from Ron and one from Trevor.
"What did they wrote Marie?" Lee wanted to know.
"Ronnie wrote me that he received those and will let us and Trevor when he'll find something interesting and Trevor wrote me that he and Floyd went to one place after we you placed a container on the truck and that we need to go back to Floyd's apartament in his car." Marie replied.
"Alright then." Lee said as they began to walk towards the place where they left Trevor's car, "Let's go."
Once they got there they got into the Bodhi and drove off towards Floyd's apartament. When they got there they got out of the Bodhi and waited for Trevor and Floyd to come. They waited for several minutes until Trevor showed up, but without Floyd.
"Look who decided to show up." Lee said, then she noticed that Floyd was missing, "Where's Floyd."
"We had some...complications.'' Trevor began, "But don't worry! He'll come back alive. He may be come back a little beat up but alive." He told them, "Also Ronald sent a message about your photos Marie. Good job."
"Thanks." Marie said with a nod.
"Also Ronald phoned me and told me that we've stumbled onto something." Trevor began, "He told that there is a container below the deck that they're guarding for the government. Serious military technology. Also I found a manifest. They're testing something out at sea. It's gotta be that." He finished, "Now let's go upstairs."
The three sister nodded. They walked up the stairs and walked into Floyd's apartment only to be greeted by Wade who was sitting on the couch, covered in shit.
"I tried to stop it..." Wade began, "But it just kept...coming...and coming..."
"There, there Wade..." Trevor said as he hugged him, then he quickly moved backwards, "You're just not cut out for honest work, alright?"
"Did you get what you needed?" Wade asked him and stood up from the couch.
"Yeah, yeah. I just figure out a place to plan this now." Trevor replied, looking around the room.
"What about this?" Lee asked as she pointed the wall which was covered by Debra's photo.
"Yeah, this will do." He agreed as he took Debra's photo and throwed it on the floor.
"That woman ain't even fine." Wade stated as he walked up to the photo, "Ain't no one understands why Floyd lets her use him." He said as he picked up the photo and leaned it against the wall.
"It's low self-esteem, Wade.'' Trevor said, "We gotta build him back up." As the began to draw plans of the heist on the wall, "Alright, based on our observations I'd say these Merryweather security cocksnots are sitting on something real valuable. I think they got two of these things but we only need one."
He pointed at the freighter, "First one is on that freighter in a container below deck. They got guards all over that ship, so it's likely they're keeping it on ice. Thair air, land and sea routes into the port'll be locked down as soon as we make a noise. At these X' here which means we have to blow up the ship and grab the thing underwater. Need a guys to plant the bombs, a guys to look out for him with a rifle and a guys to grab the thing, whatever it is underwater. That means stealing us a submarine, of course but you can find us one of them, can't ya?"
Then he pointed at the another approach, "Now, the other one is off the coast, being tested. They're running the operation from the dock where I last saw Floyd. We'll need a submarines for that too and probably a chopper, a big one. We go out there, look around underwater, locate it, bring it back here and find what it is."
"Here? To the condo?" May asked.
"Alright! So what do you guys think? Container ship or whatever's offshore?" Trevor wanted to know.
"I'm up for container." May said.
"Yeah, me too." Marie agreed with a nod.
"I'm up for whatever's offshore." Lee said.
"And me." Wade agreed with her.
"Trevor." Marie said, "Your choice."
It was when Trevor drew an X on the container ship approach, "It's gotta be the container, right?"
The three sisters and Wade nodded. It was when badly beated up Floyd walked into the apartament.
"What is that smell?" He wanted to know.
"Oh! We are going straight to the local Union Rep." Trevor replied, then pointed at Wade, "Wade here was injured in the performance of his duties. Human waste has seeped into his very pores and I am sorry to say this but I don't think he's ever going to smell normal, again."
"You can't go the Union.'' Floyd told him.
"You are Union, alright, and vouched for us, alright." Trevor said before he walked up to Floyd and pushed his towards Wade, "Look at him! Smell him!" Then Trevor and the Kankers moved towards the exit.
"Trevor! Trevor! You're planning a robbery on my place of work! You violated Mr Raspberry Jam and God alone knows what else!" Floyd said before spotting destroyed photo of Debra, "You damaged Debra...look my lady and my Union, that's all I got. So why don't we just...why don't we just let this all slide? Huh?"
"If you're comfortable...with what's happened to your cousin, then so be it, alright? But I would give him a bath and rinse him off!" Trevor said as he moved towards the doors where the Kankers were waiting for him.
"No!" Wade shouted as Trevor and the Kanker walked out of the apartament, leaving him alone with his cousin, "No baths!"
A few hours later.
It's been a few hours since the Eds got their money from the heist on their banks accounts and now they were in Eddy's new grey XV40 Toyota Camry, driving towards an old Oil Derrick to met with Michael. After several minutes of driving they arrived at the place to see that Michael and Franklin were waiting for them. Eddy parked his new car and got out of it along with his friends, then the three men walked up to Michael and Franklin.
''Nice car.'' Franklin told Eddy.
''Thanks. Finally we don't have to call the Taxi or take your car when we want to go somewhere.'' Eddy said.
''Michael. Why did you called us here?'' Edd asked.
''You guys gotta get out of the town.'' Michael replied.
''What?'' Ed asked.
''What are you talking about Michael?'' Edd asked.
''We ain't going nowhere, man.'' Franklin said.
''Well then take a trip. You just got your money from the heist. Make sure it's a long trip.'' Michael said.
''What is going on?'' Ed asked.
''Things, alright?'' Michael replied, ''Look, you remember I told you I know people? Feds who looked after me when I retired?''
''You did?'' Franklin asked.
''Yeah, man I did I mean I think I did...I don't know...Shit.'' Michael said, ''Jesus Christ guys. I got so many stories I can't even keep them straight. I'm full of shit.''
''Yeah but your full of shit got us a lot of money.'' Eddy said, ''One score with you and we made so much that we don't have to work for years.''
''Yeah, I mean...I'm a great thief. But you know it's the other shit that I ain't figured out.'' Michael said.
''So why have you brought us here Michael?'' Edd asked.
''This clown...I mean he's an okay guy. Fucking cocksucker. We did a deal a long time ago. Didn't go quite the way it was supposed to go. Wrong guy got killed, so I had to go into a kind of a an informal witness protection program. He helped me, I didn't reveal secrets of his and everything was cool. Problem started when recently I became unretired. I mean he shows up, starts calling favours, telling me to do shit, I mean look, guys I'm working for the fucking Feds.'' Michael explained.
''Oh damn...'' Eddy said.
"Oh dear...'' Edd said.
"Oh...'' was all Ed could say.
''Oh fuck, man.'' Franklin said.
''That ain't even the worst part. I ever tell you about Trevor?'' Michael asked.
''Yes. That guy who came to your house to bitch about you being a part of the heist mentioned someone named like that. And you told us that we don't need to worry about him.'' Eddy replied.
''Well I was wrong and listen to me. This guy is a hell walking on Earth. That's what he is.'' Michael explained.
''Well, let's bury this motherfucker.'' Franklin suggested.
''Oh, yeah. Good luck with that.'' Michael said, ''Trevor and I got history complicated fucking history.'' He began, ''Look I done a lot of things that I ain't proud of. Okay I never claimed to be an angel. But you meet Trevor, guys. You'll swear I am an angel. ''
''So what do we do?'' Ed asked.
''I don't know, I'm just gonna, you know try to play both sides. You know until I can find a way out this shit.'' Michael replied.
''Michael you helped us. At least we can help you back.'' Edd said, earning nods from Franklin, Eddy and Ed.
''It's a death sentence, guys.'' Michael told them.
''We don't want to hear that Michael. If the Bureau ain't gonna take you to court.'' Edd said.
''Then motherfuckers just hustlers anyway.'' Eddy added.
''Hey, you guys are a good kids. This means a lot to me. Like I told you. I'm a terricif thief. I'll find something for you, big.'' Michael told them, then he looked around and said, ''Come on, you better take off.''
''Alright, man. We're with you.'' Franklin said back as he got on his bike as the Eds walked up to Eddy's Toyota, ''We're with you.''
Hope you enjoyed it. See you in another chapter. Let me know what you think about this chapter in the reviews.
Also sorry for the delay of this chapter. School has been keeping me busy.