~a/n~
Stewie Griffin from Family Guy: -looking at a TV, which is just showing static- they're here…
Me: who?
Stewie: the TV people…
~end of a/n~
KoR: first review. "I'm
back and I found my intern who apparently wants to kill/maim Xemnas
and
Orochimaru...
he wrote that they are to be fed liquid
laxatives and are forced to watch
barney, telatubbies, and Dora
the explorer...
every one else gets a 5 day vacation to destiny
islands (OR Las Vegas (if they
are over 18).)
Zabuza... the
Dental chair calls you...
later!
I'm no longer up to my
eyeballs in homework!
Dragonlord and nobody foot soldier" good
for you, lord of Dragons!…huh?
-Orochimaru and Mansex (Xemnas) are being force-fed Laxatives by Shiro and his nobody, Demyx, they swallow them-
Shiro and Demyx: -takes them to the same place where Sephiroth was being forced to listen to Paris Hilton's singing, binds them to chairs, a TV and a DVD player appear, Shiro puts in "best of Barney, The Telatubbies, and Dora the Explorer" in the DVD player and selects "play all" then Gets the f-ck out of there-
Screams can be heard from the place
Zabuza: Dragonlord must really have something against the 7 Swordsmen of the Mist…oh well…time to face the music…-goes to Dragonlord's dental chair and sits in it-
All: when does the vacation start?
KoR: as soon as this episode (chapter) is over.
All: aww…
KoR: Sephiroth I dare you to go to where Riku and Ganondorf are (i.e. the Fantasia Devil) and get them back here. I think they've suffered enough…and if you don't, instead of the Fanpeople, I'll make you listen to HER!
Sephiroth: -warps to the Fantasia Devil, grabs Ganondorf and Riku, then warps back, and throws them onto the two nearest couch.-
Shiro: Sora I dare you to - -
Sora: -starts making out with Kairi-
Hanabi: big sister I dareth ye to - -
Hinata: starts making out with Naruto-
Anzu: Sai I dare you to - -
Sai: -starts making out with Ino-
Hachibi no Yamata no Orochi: Vincent I dare you to - -
Vincent Valentine: -starts making out with Yuffie-
Necronomicon Ex Mortis: Shikamaru I dare you to- -
Shikamaru: -starts making out with Temari-
~a/n~
wait-wait-wait-wait! Why the f-ck did I just make a lot of people suddenly make out!?
Jeff Dunham: (with all of his Dummies (puppets (he's a Ventriloquist)) I don't know how did my wife make me drive our Preas home from the dealer's?
~end of a/n~