Taco Taco... Burrito! Taco favored kisses, for my NARUTO-KUN!
Naruto: Mmm... Brooke-chan, you're making me hungry...
Me: *smiles* Who wants some ramen?
Naruto: *grins* I do! I do!
Me: Alright!... Iruka-sensei!
Iruka-sensei: Yes Brooke-san?
Me: Naruto wants me to ask if you can buy us both ramen-
Naruto: Brooke-chan!
Me: -because someone stole my wallet and now I have no money!
Iruka-sensei: Oh... Yeah, i'll buy you guys some ramen.
Naruto and I: Yay! *fist bump*
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"NARUTO-KUN!," Someone shouts from behind our little Kitsune. Naruto looks up just in time to see a green blob with a bowl-cut and bushy eyebrows flying straight towards him. Naruto shrieks and try's to run away, but the blob is fast and the next thing Naruto knows, he's on the ground with a weight pressed into his back. He coughs and sputters out "B-Bushy-brows, lay off!," Lee immediately stands, pulling Naruto up with him. "I am sorry, Naruto-kun! It is just that I have not seen you in a while," Lee says. Naruto grins at him. "Eh... No problem, Bushy-brows...," Naruto says. Lee gives him a flashy smile, his teeth shining "Naruto-kun, you and I should spar!," Lee suggests. Naruto's grin widens, and he nods his head while saying "Yeah yeah!,"
"Watch this Bushy-brows!," Naruto-kun yells at me. I look towards him and see blue chalkra forming at his feet, he steady's himself and runs towards a tree, running up it about 13 feet, and then crashing onto the ground. "Are you okay, Naruto-kun?!," I shout. He rubs his head and grins at me saying "I'm fine!,"
He walks back to where i'm standing.
"So, Bushy-brows, I bet you can do all kinds of chalkra tricks, right?," he asks. I loose my smile and look down. "No...," Naruto-kun looks confused. "Eh? I don't get it...," he mumbles. "I... I can't form any chalkra...," "Eh?! Then how are you a ninja?! You can't be a ninja without chalkra! Are you... what was it Ino-chan said?... Oh! Are you pulling my leg, Bushy-brows?," he exclaims. My bangs cover my eyes. "No... Naruto-kun, I am a... special kind of Shinobi... I do not have any talent in Ninjutsu or Genjutsu... So, I exceed in Taijutsu...," Naruto-kun's feet come into view. "What's Taijutsu?," he asks. I look up at him, smiling. "Taijutsu is wonderful! It is a basic form of techniques. It involves any optimization of natural human abilities!," I say. Naruto-kun's eyes are small dots. "N-nani?," (A/N: Translation: W-what?) he mutters. I loose my smile and think about an easier way to say it. "It is... like a more intricate Martial Arts," Naruto-kun purses his lips saying "I... In-tri... In-tri-cut... In-tri-ciat," "In-tri-cate, Naruto-kun," I interrupt softly. His eyebrows furrow and he try's again "In-tri-cate... Intricate," I nod and say "It's another word for 'Complicated', which means... I guess hard," Naruto-kun smiles at me. "In-tri-cate... Comp-li-ca-ted... Okay, so... uh... what's Mart... mar-ti-el...," "Mar-tia-l," I interrupt softly again "'Mar-tia-l Arts. What is it, Bushy-brows?," he says. "Well... It's various types of combat moves, that have been... put together in a certain order by the instructor-," "Instructor?," Naruto-kun asks. "Hai. Like a sensei," "Ohhh...," "So, Taijutsu is like Martial Arts, but more complicated and graceful," "Grace-ful?," Naruto-kun asks. I smile.
"Have you ever gone to school, Naruto-kun?," I ask.
He blushes and looks down. "No...," He mutters. I grin at him. "Well then, I shall be your sensei!," I proclaim. Naruto-kun looks up. "Eh?! My sensei?," he asks. I nod and say "Hai. I can teach you Taijutsu, Shikamaru-kun can teach you Ninjutsu, and Sakura-san can help you with your education... meaning, your... brain...," I finish lamely. Naruto-kun frowns at me "Hey-," he shouts "-i'm not that dumb! I know what a edu-macation is!," "Edu-ca-tion," I say. He grumbles and kicks some dirt on the ground.
"Yosh!-," I shout "-Let's get started!,"
"I think that is all we should do today, Naruto-kun," I tell him. He breaths in some air and stands.
"Mmph," he grunts.
"Later, Bushy-brows!," Naruto-kun calls after me. I smile and wave.
"Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!,"
I have got to get stronger!
"Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!,"
Naruto-kun is a fast learner...
"Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!,"
At this point... At this point, everyone is going to leave me in the dust...
"Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!,"
Neji has already improved his Jukenpo Ichigekishin (A/N: Translation: Gentle Fist Art One Blow Body)... He just keeps getting stronger...
"Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!,"
I might... not ever be able to catch up!
"Ahhhhhhhhh! Haa!,"
*SNAP-CRACKLE-POP* (A/N: Ahhh! LMAO!)
I gasp for breath, watching as the tree I was demolishing practically bursts into tiny pieces. My hands are bloody...
I catch my breath and stand, looking towards the sky...
"Neji-," I vow "-I will not allow you to defeat me anymore!,"
/
Lee's chappie is a little weak... I love you Lee! You're great!
Naruto: What about me?...
Me: *glomps him* Awww! Naruto-kun, i'll always love you the most-est!
Naruto: *smiles* Good!
Lee: Kakunin shite kudasai! (Translation: Review please!)