Wow! It's been a really long time since I updated this, I'm really sorry.
Thanks so much for reviewing, I've had loads of things to do and I've been away for a long time so haven't had chance to get on my laptop, But this chapter is quite long so I hope that makes up for the excessive wait.
Oh and yeah I've got a tumblr ( mrslaugh dot tumblr dot com) I did post the story on there but then I found this site and well here I am
Disclaimer: I don't own Gee or Dave or anyone else for that matter, much to my disappointment.
…We walked until we couldn't hear the aces or barmy's anymore and sat down under a tree.
Dave looked at me expectantly. Oh yeah I need to tell him about Mas…
'Masimo came to see me today' I stated nervously, unsure of how he would react
'Why? What does he want now' he asked looking a bit miffed
'He wants to get back together with me' I said with a smile
'And what exactly did you tell him…you said yes didn't you' he said he looking down. He mumbled something (I think it was 'fucking handbag horse') then glanced back up looking worried.
HA. As if I would.
'Of course not Dave, actually I think I may have said something along the lines of 'I'm not just some tart that you can have a bite of when you feel like it and I don't want to get back with you because I love Dave and I would never leave him for a handbag horse like yourself so will you please leave me alone' then I think he called you Daniel and I told him to sod off and slammed the door in his face' I grinned 'I only wanted to tell you because it made me realize how much I love you and that I don't want anyone else'
'Okay' he grinned 'first I love you too, second I love you even more for calling him a handbag horse' he pulled me into his chest wrapping his arms around my waist 'and thirdly… well there isn't a third point but you get the gist' he crashed his lips down onto mine and snogged me senseless (quite literally)
20 minutes later
Back with the gang.
Roro and Sven are snogging as per usual although Sven is eating something, I'm pretty sure its fish
If you haven't seen two Viking loons snog whilst eating fish, don't it's not a pretty sight.
'Shall we have another game of footie then boys?' Rollo said happily
All the boys simultaneously got up and went to play football, each giving their snogging partners a quick number 3 before they left.
Not Dave though he jumped on me pinning me to the floor and said 'I won't be long kittykat, don't go anywhere' then kissed me hard and jumped and galloped over to the lads (probably riding his camel as usual)
Err wow!
I sat up and all the girls were agog as bunch of agog like things in agog land
'What?' I said defensively shrugging like Dave didn't just straddle me in the park again.
We all settled back down to sunbathing
20 minutes later
Oh Christ Robbie is over on the bench
He's seen me, he's walking over
Christ, oh lord Sandra, why.
Please let me be able to speak like a human and not babble in gibberish
'Hi gee, you look great how have you been?'
'Hi, you look good too, I'm really good everything is pretty much perfect' how on earth did I manage to say that. He sat down on the grass in front of me.
Dave came jogging over and plonked himself down beside me, kissing me on the cheek.
I look at Robbie and see him grinning like mad
'Finally' he says 'so are you two official then?'
Dave pulls me close and says 'yeah official as two official things in snogland' kissing me, a quick number 5
'Oh god she's already rubbed off on you hasn't she your even talking like her, I always knew you would be perfect together' he stated happily
'err thanks' so he always wanted me and Dave to be together but he kept throwing himself at me, what's that all about…okay fine, maybe I threw myself at him, but who cares anyway I've found my one and only.
I smiled at Dave, yep I've definitely found my one and only.
'So Robbie, how have you been?' he said looking up at him.
I take his hand and lace our fingers, squeezing his hand slightly.
'Really good actually mate' he smiles 'I came over to ask if you were going to the Stiff Dylans reunion gig tonight in the Buddha lounge?'
He was just about to answer when an octopus came out from the trees.
'Robbie!' the wet weed squealed and jumped onto his lap hugging him.
He looks like he's going to throw up.
He pushed her off of his lap and stood up.
Just as he got up his phone started to ring, he pulled it out of his pocket and glanced at the screen, a huge smile spread across his face as he answered it.
'Oh hi Raine…what you're here now, where?...Yeah I'm in the park having a game of footy with the lads… ok I'll see you soon oh and ray… I love you' he grinned and hung up
We all looked suggestively with raised eyebrows as if to say 'Who was that ey?' although Rosie's eyebrows were fake and half way up her head it still had the same effect.
He blushed, BLUSHED! The original sex god blushes, well that's new whoever this girl is he must really like her
'That was my err, girlfriend Lorraine I err, we I mean…yeah'
Oh god Robbie has swallowed Ellen
What happened to the silky smooth sex god that I used to know, he must seriously like this girl
Dave whispered in my ear "wow he must seriously like this girl, he sounds like he has eaten Ellen for breakfast" his breath was all tickly and warm on my neck. Mmmmmmhmmmm oh god Georgia pull yourself together will you, this is not the time for jelloidness
'hhmmm yeah I was thinking that' I managed to mumble back he leant away from my neck and pulled me a bit closer so I was sort of leant against his chest a bit he kissed the top of my head and held my hand in his lap
God I love him.
'I can't believe you Robbie, I thought you wanted me? But now you say you have a girlfriend, that's it I'm leaving' she stormed off. Thank fuck for that.
Robbie smiled 'Thank god she's gone I never really liked her anyway, she's far to up herself'
'HERE, HERE!' shouted Dave.
There was a chorus of here, here's even Sven joined in but I don't even think he knows what's going on.
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