There lay Quad, in the infirmary bed, where he lay unconscious from when Moon had used her Fire spell on him, when Solun stabbed him, and when Rain beat him to near death with her staff, and from when Zeph ran around Quad in a big circle. Quad lay in bed, seemingly snoozing away on a carefree day.

"Well?" asked Zeph, as he prepared his coffee. "What now? When's Quad waking up?"

"I don't know" replied Rain. "I guess we hurt him pretty badly..." "He deserved it" replied Shithead, the purple-haired dude they randomly picked up sometime between part 9 and part 10. "He almost collapsed the entire universe."

"True" said Zeph. "But I still don't think that that merits as a reasonably excuse to harm Quad to near death." Suddenly, Shithead leapt to his feet.

"Wake the fuck up!" he yelled at Zeph. "Quad is just a hindrance! He does nothing for you except-"

"Except what?!" Zeph yelled back at Shithead. The two of them glared at each other for what seemed like eternity, then Shithead suddenly looked away.

"Fine." he said. "Whatever. I'm out. I don't even know why Jackie Chung even bothered to put me in part 10."

Shithead leapt off the side of the ship, attempting to make his departure seem as badass as possible, when suddenly, a black...a black...a lump of flesh-like throbbing Chris Crisostomo-coloured mass shot out of the ocean and landed on the poopdeck. Heheh, poopdeck.

The upper part of the flesh-like mass hit Shithead straight in the chest and threw him back onto the ship.

The flesh-like mass resembled a heart with tentacles sticking out of it. Four tentacles, wriggling, and letting off an aura of what felt like pure evil.

Shithead got up and looked at the flesh-like mass. "Ugh...I have seen enough hentai to know where this is going."

Suddenly, the a voice started singing. It was a pure, deep voice that seemed to emanate from the flesh-like mass. It was singing Justin Bieber's baby!

"AAAGGGGGHHH!" Shithead suddenly started screaming. "TURN THAT SHIT OFF! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF! AARRGGGHHH!" Shithead fell onto his knees and gripped the sides of his head as tightly as he could. He was attempting to block out the sounds of the horrendous singing, however, he could not.

Shithead suddenly got up and started walking towards the flesh-like mass. Shithead's eye almost seemed to show love for the heart-shaped monster.

Shithead's screams were cut off by a tentacle creeping down his throat and into his stomach.

All that resembled love which showed in Shithead's eye suddenly disappeared, with nothing but fear. Shithead turns his pleading eyes to Zeph, raising his hand in a hopeless gesture of asking for help.

Suddenly, a Wild PIKACHU appeared! Nah, I'm kidding.

Suddenly, Quad appears behind the flesh-like mass and kicks it away, rescuing Shithead!

Shithead bows down to Quad (like he should) and begs for Quad to fuck him.

Quad kicks Shithead away as well, and stares directly...at...me...with a huge glare...on...his...face...

"Yes?" I ask timidly, my voice trembling with fear. Suddenly, Quad summons his magic staff and whacks me in the- OH MY GOD, THAT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFU-

"When are you going to stop writing this stupid filler crap and get back to the actual damn story? What do we do with this damn Mystic Key?!"

I threw up my hands in fear and say "Okay! Okay! I'll end this part right now and doing part 11 later! I might even make a part 9.5 to explain where Shithead came from!

Quad stares me down, and I have no choice but to look away. "Okay...fine.." he says. "But seriously. Stop writing this damn filler."

"No :D" I say.

Before Quad manages to connect his magic staff to my crotch, I suddenly end chapter 10.

END OF CHAPTER 10