Disclaimer: I do not ow Total Drama or any of its content. Credits goes to other people, mainly Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. I only own my OCs.
Red was standing in the Total Drama Jumbo Jet 2.0's elimination ceremony area. He scratched his chin before starting reviewing the last episode. (Again, extracts are shown with Red's sentences.)
``Last time, on Total Drama: After leaving the abandoned studio lot, the 3 teams could feel the wind blowing in their hair... Well, almost. As they flew to Brussels, Belgium, they were rewarded with a huge fest, which turned out to be a part in the next challenge. They had to take the subway to a specific station, from where they ran with full stomachs to a designated area, where the Swagger Zombies ended up losing. Also, the Giant Bonsais had an argument about Anne Maria's idol, but decided to take care about it later, and they won first place. Let's not forget Beardo and Noah also seemingly didn't change their teams functioning. In the end, G.I Bro Brick was voted out and had to deploy his military parachute... literally! Only 14 remain, find out what happens in this episode of Total! Drama! Charge!''
(Theme song plays.)
Anne Maria was shown sleeping in her first class seat, her idol held tightly in her folded arms. She was snoring, although not loudly, and a figure furtively walked past her. Dakota looked at her before sighing and continuing to move her legs.
Confessionals
Dakota: I swear she became too protective of this darn idol after the fight, yesterday. I mean, she literally sleeps with it, like if it only was a teddy bear. Like that. (She proceeds to imitate her ally, folding herself in a space-occupying position, limbs spread and mouth opened agape.) Seriously, though, even if it is precious to your eyes, who does this? The closest thing to this I know is me when I was a kid. I'd sleep with my teddy every night, like every normal child. (She stops) Well, okay, his eyes were made out of pure gold and I had a collection of classy outfits for him... all worth thousands of bucks. Man, I didn't want to lose it! Ok, now I do understand her a little...
End of confessionals
Later on, the Swagger Zombies were waking up from an unrelaxing night of sleeping on hard wood. Rodney opened up his eyes at the moment when Jasmine also opened hers. She pat her head a few times, then seemed to realize something was wrong. She looked around her before seeing her hat in Samey's hands.
``-It fell off during your sleep, so I kept it under me. I hope it's not damaged or anything...
-Nah, its fine, mate! You kept it just fine, the outback girl said as she grabbed back her signature hair clothe and put it back on.
-You guys slept well? Leshawna asked, getting up like her teammates did before her.
-I had strange dreams, Samey told her friends.
-Like what? Jasmine asked.
-We all landed in a cold place and had a huge fight against some kind of evil fish guys with... Ice cream bullets. That's all I remember.
-Well that is inspiring, to say the least, Leshawna said in a both sarcastic and sassy tone. Where do you guys think we'll go next?
-If we base ourselves on your dream, we should be landing in a cold place, Rodney opinioned. But I don' think Red would make us do that.
- Think again, boy. I think you didn't read every word between the paper's lines, Leshawna said, putting a hand on his shoulder.
-Attention passengers, we are now undergoing a dangerous situation, and I'm not talking about babies getting too much sugar. Brace yourselves, turbulences are coming! From the loudspeakers came Red's voice.''
Meanwhile, Noah, Trent and Tim were having a strategy conversation before the plane began shaking up and down, back and forth, zigzagging in the morning sky.
Tim fell off his seat, as he had unbuckled his belt, and began to slide down the first class hallway. He hit a wall and let out a small yelp. And then the Jumbo Jet did a full loop, turning upside down for a second or two, which made the poor guy land in Noah's arms, squeezing him tightly as to not fall again. The brainiac replied sarcastically to the situation.
``After the running jokes, here we got Total Drama, introducing you to the Flying Jokes! Get them only if your mind is shaken up and you can't let it go!'' He winked to the camera. ``Anyways, what were we talking about? He asked after the Japan fanatic was seated again and the jet had stopped stunting.
-We gotta eliminate Anne Maria, Trent answered.
-Right.
-I was thinking we could get the other girls with us and vote her out, Tim said. But we gotta make sure she can't protect herself in any way. We don't know who has the idol.
-That might be a problem and yeah, that's basically what we'll do, Trent said. We actually have to include her in a fake alliance. Make her think she's our ally when in fact, she's not.
-You know, you're starting to make me think of someone, Noah joked.'' He put the back of his hand on Trent's mouth when he started to utter: ``Al?''
``The one who shall not be named.'' He pronounced.
``Attention for the second time in a few minutes, flyers! We'll be landing in an hour or so. Did I say we? Twist! You'll be landing with a parachute. Sometimes I do have to raise the ratings.''
The camera opened up on a new scene. The contestants were standing in line by the side of the Jet's exit door, wearing parachutes. They were waiting unexcitedly for the moment they would have to jump out. When it came, everyone jumped, except Anne Maria and Rodney, whose path was blocked by the hairspray fan, who yelled there was no way she would do it. Rodney eventually had enough, grabbed her by the waist and jumped out with her on his shoulders, effectively landing moments later. The girl released herself from the farmer's grasp.
``Welcome to Moscow, Russia, travelers! I hope you enjoyed your flight. Now that we are here we'll do a few things, Red said, standing new to Angelina and a metaling lunch tray.
Mini Russian history class
Vodka time! Yeah, we are on a family friendly show, so we'll give you a miniature shooter and it'll warm you up.
Challenge time! Believe me, you'll have time to chill in that one.''
Some contestants showed a puzzled look after that statement, Noah saying: ``Please tell me that's not what he meant...'' and Beardo blushing enough so his cheeks were seen as rosy, even with his dark skin tone.
``Ok, so let's start with basic information. Russia is the world's largest country by landmass, covering up a little more than 1o percent of the world's land. It spans an impressive eleven time zones. The population of Russia is of approximately 144 million people, which makes it the 9th most populous country of the world. It is well known for being a cold, northern country that once was one of the world's most powerful nations and its citizens' strong nationalism. Also, everyone knows vodka and the dancing bears... Okay, that might not be completely true, hehe!''
The lunch lady distributed a small amount of the alcohol containing beverage, and the host started explaining the day's challenge.
``Okay, people, for this challenge, you'll have to understand the value of team work. See how we are presently on a frozen lake and its rims are covered with snow? Well you'll have to build snowman for the challenge. One member of each team will be using only one personal item to catch fish, using these holes some nice people made for us. One person will transport and install the fish as the snowman's arms. The rest of the team will be building it. Oh, I almost forgot, the Giant Bonsais will have to sit out two of their members, as they are a team of 6. You guys can't sit out either Anne Maria or Noah as they sat down during the last challenge.''
After the aforementioned team selected Dakota and Tim as non-participants, the teams had a coccus, and the challenge began. Everyone was positioned to fully assume their given role, hoping their team would win.
Sky and Dave were their team's snowman builders. They worked together like a couple would, helping the other, flirting and having fun while still working well.
Dave stopped pushing the first, slowly- growing snowball and held his girlfriend's hands.
``-You know, this snow makes me think of you, he told her, blushing.
-How come?
-It just looks really good and makes you feel warm even though it's cold. It's the only thing that's missing sometimes in the summer, other than you.
-Aww, that is sweet! She exclaimed, lightly kissing his forehead. But we have some snow to roll. So let's keep going.'' The couple continued their task.
On the other end of the lake, the Swagger Zombies were also taking care of business. Rodney was catching fish for the team, while Leshawna and Jasmine were erecting the white structure. Samey was next to her love interest, watching him plunge his head in the icy water, trying to catch fish with his trousers. He trapped two medium big gray fish by folding his farmer pants in a certain position, blocking the leg holes and closing the neck after the water animals entered them. He then deposed them on the ice and plunged back, coming out with 2 other fish.
``-Don't we only need 2 for the arms? What are we gonna use them for? Samey asked.
-Just in case. If we lose one of 'em, will have some in replacement. And I'm surprised to be that successful in ``Fishing''...
-Right. Hey, do you think it is fine what we're doing for the challenge? I mean, we're killing them, aren't we?
-Well, I guess the snow will melt and keep them good... I don't know...'' He answered.
All of a sudden, the fish started being calmer, still breathing. They were all looking at the same direction. The camera panned over to show Dawn, who was singing and communicating with the fish at the same time.
Confessionals
Beardo: (Doing an ``I'm impressed whistling``) Well, you don't see this everyday...
Noah: Of course this makes sense... And then you ask me why people think this show is scripted? Casual TD, guys. Casual TD.
End of confessionals
The Giant Bonsais were also trying to gain a challenge win. Presently, Eva was fishing using her bare hands while Noah and Trent were forming the snowman and Anne Maria would transport the fish. Presently the Jersey Shore Reject was yelling at the athlete, unsatisfied of her performance. When she poured her head out with a fish in hand, she was warmly received with frenetic, angry, and ear-piercing cries.
``-Where do you think you are? At a freaking sleep carnival? Why are you not getting MORE FISH?
-Maybe it would help if I hadn't an air head yelling at me and telling me I suck, when in fact, she does, mainly when she stands there doing nothing like an idiot.
-Well, hey, you chose to do it...
-And you chose to be this uncaring and mean. You chocolate dipped rainbow rock, Eva snapped back.'' She only hear an uncontrollable laughter by her side. She couldn't take it anymore. For all the time since Island, Eva had tried and succeeded to change. But sometimes, when someone royally pissed her off, she just still wouldn't stand it. And she would plunge their head underwater, all the while insulting the origin of her rage-factor.
The male teammates came to see what was going on. Anne Maria had no breath left after having her forced cold dip. Eva reanimated her, to both add more humiliation and to save her life if necessary (Yes she does care for someone she presently hates.) Noah and Trent stopped her from doing anything else.
Suddenly, Red's voice came through a portable loudspeaker he was holding. He announced it was now song time, even when there wasn't any in the previous episode. The Giant bonsais started it: a calm, yet rhythmic song.
Trent: We're in Russia and it is cold. We're in Russia and we'd like everyone to be cool. Right guys?
Eva, pointing to Anne Maria: Maybe, but she deserved that!
Dawn: Why can't you guys have fun? I think we would like to hurt none.
Beardo: Why don't we have a party? Maybe it would give us warmth?
Samey: Don't like to sing, but still to your ears make it ring!
Leshawna: It is freezing, shouldn't we move until we become popsicles?
Anne Maria: Maybe she's right, we got a snowman to build, people!
Eva: Your voice is horrible!
Sky: Sorry, but I think my team will be the one winning today.
Noah: What's that you said, are you okay? (He raises a fist in the air) BONSAI POWER!
(The teams regroup themselves and seem to start arguing.)
Swagger Zombies: We are not dead, unlike our name suggests!
Flying Rocks: We'll always have wings, even if you stretch us with strings!
Giant Bonsais, except Trent and Eva: Make some way for us because we are always the best!
Trent: We're in Russia and it is cold. We're in Russia and only the temperature's cool.
Dakota, out from her ``bench'' position: Excuse me stepping in, but now you kinda look like fools.
(Someone shoots her with a snowball and a snow fight starts.)
Red: I think someone didn't sing...
Eva, throwing a big snowball randomly at Dave: Now that's more like it!
Red was about to stop the fight for the commercial break.
``Well, that sure is a way to resolve a team's problems! Find out which team will have a problem with having to vote out someone after the break!''
(Commercial break)
The camera showed the teams had stopped fighting and had started working on the challenge again. It then panned to Red, who was walking over the lake's icy surface. He pointed to Angelica, standing next to the Jumbo Jet.
``-I didn't believe it at first, but it's crazy how effective telling teenagers they'll get no food until they all have a group hug and make peace is! He exclaimed.
-During my first cooking experience, I learned that not eating is better than having to eat pain and revenge. Like that time I tried to sabotage this mean girl's chances by adding a real lot of vinegar to her cake and ended up with a good amount of it in my eyes instead. She put three cups of salt in mine when I wasn't looking... Actually, when I couldn't look. Ah, memories...
-That most have hurt, Red said.
-Would you believe it? It didn't hurt me. She's the one that slipped on the floor and couldn't come back to the show until weeks later, she smiled satisfyingly.
-Um, yeah... This might be a bit...'' he tried to explain what he meant to say but couldn't. ``Anyways, let's see what will happen if I spice things up. Not for ratings, for fun! He specified to the camera. Sabotage is now permitted!''
Some of the contestants looked at each other, trying to decide whether or not it would be beneficial to their team's chances of winning.
``Also, remember to make your snowman as big as possible.''
Dave glanced at Sky, before setting off to the Bonsais' snowman, the biggest one out of the three. An evil smirk spread on his face. Before he could do anything harmful or villainous, Sky held him by the wrists, looking at him deeply, and shaking her head from left to right.
Confessionals
Dave: Seems like I still got my crazy side. But with Sky helping me out, it should be fine!
Sky: I hope moments like this don't happen again in the future, because honestly... I love Dave, but I don't know what I would do with an unpredictable guy like that. And sorry, but... (Looking straight in the camera) he is better than Keith on many points.
Anne Maria, satisfied and about to do something bad: Sabotage, huh? Second time's the charm for me!
Anne Maria used the first idea that popped in her mind. She took one of her hairspray cans, kissed it goodbye, twisted the opening and pressed the ``trigger'' as hard as possible before throwing it at the Swagger Zombies' snowman. The can blew up and gas emanated from it, rendering Leshawna and Jasmine's task nearly impossible for a moment.
Confessionals
Leshawna, grossed out: I swear, if I ever said Owen's farts were the grossest things in the world, I take it back... The smell is so damn strong, it feels like someone just dropped a massive pile of garbage in the dumb.
Jasmine: If I wasn't a survivor... I would most definitely have fainted.
End of confessionals
Rodney and Samey went to their teammates, checking on them and the snowman. Samey started sneezing loudly as Rodney offered her a clean home handkerchief.
``-ATCHOOO! I wonder who... ATCHOOOOO! Did this, Samey said in-between her sneezes.
-Yes, I wonder too'', Rodney lied, looking over at the Giant Bonsais side, especially in Anne Maria's direction. He then turned around to speak to his teammates. ``It is in time like this that...''
Suddenly, he started uttering random words like he often did in TDPI.
``Hot-dog! Toothpaste! Boxers and dinosaurs. Stranded on Adam Sandler's nose. A sandwich named Jennifer. Potatoes!''
Samey put a hand on his shoulder.
``Rod, is this happening again? She asked worriedly.''
He turned around and slipped on the ice, falling. He was unconscious. Samey felt his chest.
``-Oh my god! He isn't breathing? What do I need to do? What do I need to do?
-Push his chest with both of your hands at a regular rhythm, then take a break and breath in his mouth, like if you were kissing him.
-Are you sure about that? Samey asked, blushing.
-Certain, the Outback girl answered, smirking.''
The cheerleader bent herself over the farmer boy and followed the instructed procedure, breathing inside his mouth and making sure he had air.
Rodney's eyes opened as he stared directly in the eyes of his savior. He smiled and an angel appeared, surrounded with hearts.
Confessionals
Rodney, in love: I think I just found my future wife... (Gasping, putting hands over the sides of his head.) Oh no, NOT AGAIN!?
Samey: Lifesaver... if I ever lose myself in the woods, I'll hope to be with Jasmine. Or Rodney. (She blushes before the camera cuts.)
End of confessionals
The red hair lifted himself up and proceeded to help Leshawna and Jasmine continue the snowman, running around it, flapping his trousers to dissipate the odor of Anne Maria's hairspray.
Meanwhile, Tim and Dakota were now cheering on their team. The Bonsais had the highest snowman out of the three. Noah lifted Trent up, who then lifted Anne Maria, who then brought Eva higher. She installed one fish. The team then disbanded their ``pyramid'' and reformed it on the other side, getting back on ground short after and winning first place once again.
``The Giant Bonsais earn the first place! Who will have to vote someone off? Will it be the Flying Rocks...? Or the Swagger Zombies?'' Red said over the loudspeaker.
The teams looked over nervously at each other, occasionally exchanging ferocious glances. The show went unexpectedly fast forward and showed the Flying Rocks, planting their last fish. Dawn managed to somehow use telekinesis on the fish to put them back in the water, still alive.
``Well, it seems to me that we have today's losers... The Swagger Zombies! Congrats to the other two teams. The Bonsais will get their free Moscow night tour and first class, the Rocks will get ``normal class'' and the Zombies will get ``no class'','' Red announced.
The Swagger Zombies all sighed in deception while the others celebrated their win. Today's losers didn't know in advance who they would vote out.
Elimination Ceremony
The Swagger Zombies were sitting in the elimination ceremony area once again. They talked a bit before Red came to them and instructed them to cast their vote.
Voting confessionals
Jasmine: Alright, let's see the options. Either I vote for Samey, which would be normally called backstabbing my best friend, or for Leshawna, which would be voting off someone that's a nice girl for whom I got respect for. What is the final option left for me? Vote Rodney. Plus, it'll make Samey care more about the competition.
Samey: I just realized, I got an important vote over here. Either I vote with my friends, or I vote with Rodney. The thing is, and I hate it, I can't bring myself to vote him! I mean... He's so ``Rodneyrific''. And so, this is why I vote for Leshawna. You're a four time player and less close to me than the other members of the team. I'm sorry. Goodbye. (She waves to the camera.)
End of voting confessionals
Red vent to tally the votes.
``Tonight, if you do not receive a Mini Matryoshka doll, or Russian doll, it means the only door you'll be allowed to take in the competition is the exit one. I got to say, without sabotage you guys could've won, but since I'm the host of the show, I'm supposed to make things happen sometimes, you know...'' He seemed honest as he took out the votes from a miniature kremlin replica.
``The following person is safe: Samey, with no votes. ''Red threw her a Russian doll, which she caught in relief.
``You three all received votes. But one of you got twice as much as the two others. And I can tell you for sure that someone else gets to stay in the game. This person is Rodney.'' The farmer boy looked over at Samey, who smiled.
``Now, Leshawna and Jasmine, it seems that strategy was the main reason for today's vote-out to be voted out. Screw my sentence formulation, he muttered to himself. But the one staying will be...
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Jasmine! Leshawna, you're out, girl!'' The Outback Survivalist caught her doll with a sad look on her face.
``-Oh, well, what can I say? I've had fun, right? I've helped with challenges, I played fair and stayed true to myself, while also making myself some friends, she said.
-Don't forget your boyfriend, Jasmine whispered to her. Red, Samey and Rodney laughed or giggled.
-The soldier boy was not... '' Leshawna began to clarify. ``Never mind. I'll miss ya'll.''
The team had a group hug before Leshawna jumped down the drop of shame, the others looking upon her fall.
``-With the sassy sister out of the way, only thirteen contestants remain. Who will be the next to fall? Will I be more sadistic next time? Find out in the next episode of TOTAL! DRAMA! CHARGE!'' Red said, ending the episode.
Author's note: Hey people, sorry for the truly long update. I've been occupied with school and other stuff and had to restart the chapter halfway true, so that's why it took so much time. Hope nobody's mad at me and also that you all had a nice, fresh year start.
Also, for the ones who are confused this is how the voting went.
Rodney was voted by Jasmine
Jasmine was voted by Leshawna
Leshawna was voted by Rodney and Samey.
See you next time!