Dear Fan Fiction,
Dr. Eggman here, and I have to say, I'm disappointed with your interpretation of me. I'm nor a sadist who seeks to destroy the word, I merely want to rule it, or at least open an amusement park. Also I would never rape Sonic, that's just sick. And worse yet, with my own robots, seriously, what have I ever done to you. And even though I've been losing for twenty years, give me credit for being creative, rather than just, blow the world up with an atom bomb or something, which is what some of you people think I would do.
Yours truly,
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnick