Yuffie tore through Radiant garden at the speed of sound. Or, at least, she thought it was. It didn't matter what she was thinking.

She didn't even think she was thinking but thinking was good, so, she thought it was better if she thought about thinking and oh GAWD caffeine was good.

All that could really coherently fly from the girl's lips as she sped through Radiant Garden at speeds not known to any human was "EHEHEHEHEEEEE" and a high-pitched squeal that made glass windows quiver.

A flash of red caught the girl's eye and suddenly she was flying toward it, hands outstretched and a crazed smile on her face.

Something promptly collided with Axel's spine and the Nobody flew forward with enough force to shatter his ribcage if he had one.

"RENO?ISTHATYOURENO?WHATAREYOUDOINGHERE?!" was the blurted, high-pitched, train-wreck like blathering that assaulted the male Nobody's ears as he rolled over, a petite little girl with a little too much excitement packed into her small system hanging over him.

"Who the fuck's Reno?" Axel snapped flatly. "Get off me."

"YOU'RENOTRENO!" Yuffie cried in a shrill whoop of delight, flinging her arms above her head. "NICETOMEETYOUNOT-RENO."

And with that, Yuffie swooped down, grabbed Axel's jaw, snogged him good and hard, before shooting off in a random direction making high-pitched sounds and laughing like a maniac.

The red-headded Nobody just lay there a little longer, one red eyebrow hiked a little too high to be comfortable.

((Notmyfault. I needed to get back into the mood of writing again, so I asked my friend for two KH characters and a keyword. It's going to be her fault if I start shipping this pairing.))