Hermione,
I already told you I'm not telling, you can't make me. Torture won't work, and I'm immune to Veritaserum. Besides, the real question you need to be asking is how I managed to turn fingernails blue while you're reading this. I can't believe you have two people in your little club! That's so cool (and by that I mean funny) only prefects would form a club dedicated solely to stopping pranks. Really? What's the real problem of a few harmless (well, not completely) pranks? Okay, so there do seem to be a few hundred going off, that's not entirely our fault. Still, if you have decided to start a club to stop pranks, I sense a prank war coming on. I'll start by sending a special prank your way, I'm thinking of another infestation of Whizbangs.
Brilliant! I got the copy. How did you say you did it? A cofyier? Is that some sort of muggle device? I never thought about the fact that he probably won't know the way to unstick it, very funny! Just make sure that Harry doesn't help him out. I sent Fred's pictures, careful, he doesn't know I have them or that I made them. Angelina is the brown blur in the background. She thought he was shooting peas at her on purpose, she tackled him and started a tickle fight. (By the way, that does not work on me, you can't tickle me into submission. *Swallows nervously*)
Did you guys really band Zonko's? Wow, you are being such a drag! What's wrong with a few pranks? It spices life up, makes people more alert! It. Is. Not. My. Fault. (I can use punctuation too!) Well, it's not entirely. I do have a partner, Fred, and don't forget Lee, he also helps with our pranks.
Aww, shucks! Are you worried about? I'm touched! Don't worry about our security, we have the best in the business (we invented half of it, you know it has to be good. We're just brilliant like that!) Great squad picture, but I have to admit, you aren't very intimidating. (Well, you are, but that's just because I've been on the receiving end of some of your hexes. Bloody bad that is!)
Come on, you know it was hilarious! I even charmed it so that it wouldn't hit you, it flew at Madame Rosmerta! (I didn't mean for that to happen either, but it was funny :D). The chomping cabbage did work, Ange couldn't stop gabbing. I'm now sporting a nasty rash because we tested it on her, but it was worth it. I'm sending you a picture of her and Fred laughing at her. (He's also got the rash, she knows quite a few more hexes than we gave her credit for.) I love all the pictures, it's awesome to see the old place again! I have to say though, Harry is looking a bit peakish, is he doing alright?
What's wrong with Toga? It's a fun outfit. (I think, I've never actually worn one…) I got the badge, I am proudly wearing it (the red goes perfectly with my hair, you were right!) I've actually got Fred and Ange wearing one too, they didn't know what it was for and just thought it was cute.
Really? Harry's obsessing? You must be kidding, Harry never obsesses! (he obsesses about as much as you read or I prank.) Mind my asking what made him think Draco was given a secret mission? He didn't just start thinking it, did he? I honestly don't know what he could bring to the table that Snape wasn't already bringing. Maybe he just wants more than one there? Maybe he knows about Snape? Maybe old Voldy just has a thing for blonds? Who knows?
I'm flashing back to your second year, (my fourth.) remember his malfunctioning wand? Merlin, he was dangerous with that thing!
Aww, don't sweat it 'Mione! You'll do fine. If the Slytherin's could pass you can. It's actually not that hard to do, you just have to be able to really concentrate on something. Shouldn't be a problem for you, if you can rant for thirty five minutes then you can concentrate.
Okay, if you've warned the thestral's about me than I'll just fly away on a Hippogriff. Try and summon that!
Prank (I mean write!) You soon!
George (creator and executer of pranks)
Ps. Well if you want to point out the obvious…
Pps. That was when Voldy was at school, I'd warn Harry about that. That alone should put warning bells up! Maybe you should talk to Hagrid about Princes, he also went to school at the same time. Don't push him not to use the book to much either, you know how Harry is. If you tell him not to do something he'll do it.
Ppps. I had a blast on Saturday, glad I could help you with the charms problem. Thanks a lot for the food as well, I was getting hungry! Have you seen how Hagrid's blast end skrewts are doing? I can't believe he was raising more of those things… Who am I kidding, it's Hagrid! Are you doing anything next week? I might be back on guard duty, we could hang out if you're free. (As I said, I have loads and loads of free time so double guard duty for me.)
Pppps. What are you doing for Christmas? It's only four more weeks till Christmas break! Yippee!