Sorry for the long awaited wait. Writer's block strikes again.
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Hayfever Doesn't Necessarily Mean Hay and hilarious Chase and escape
One particular morning, I woke up to having a serious case of sneezing, itchy scratchy throat, and nasal congestion. I didn't tell the Autobots about it until I emerged from my room with a pocketful of tissues and sneezing every now and then.
Ratchet saw me sneezing several times and walked over to me. He looked concerned about my sneezing fits and blowing my nose. When asked what was wrong, I told him I had hayfever.
Ratchet scooped me up, took me to his Med-Bay, and isolated me in an isolated room. Then he asked, "What exactly is hayfever? Is it an allergy to hay?"
I looked at him and said, "No. It's hayfever."
He gave me a look like I wasn't all there. "Well, I guess we'll just isolate you until all the hay outside is all gone and then you'll be better."
I looked at him with a smirk. "Hayfever's allergies. I'm not allergic to hay. It's just another word for allergies. I'm having a severe case of allergies because of the change in weather and dead, moldy leaves."
"Well, we'll just fix that with this large-" Ratchet started to say and I bolted from the isolation room.
"No we won't." I said as I ran away from him. "You're not sticking me with that large needle and don't tell me it won't hurt."
Then Ratchet growled and chased me all around the base. I made it to my room and locked the door. "Oh you're not getting away from me that easily." Ratchet said through the door. "I'll stay here and wait for you to come out. You have to come out sooner or later."
Ratchet stood there for a very long time and I still didn't emerge. People were looking at the Medic with a mirthful glance. "Oh. You're all next." People stopped giving him looks and stayed away from him. However, I didn't come out of my room and Ratchet then became concerned. He used his holoform to go into the room and discovered me gone. The window open. Ratchet growled, "Next time. I'll get you."