Sorry for taking it so long, but then again, it's here! hope you like it...(THIS PART IS A BIT YAOI! CAREFUL!)

-KATZ

CHAPTER 10: HIS BUTLER, AND UNDERTAKER'S SECRET

*NGHHHH…NOO…AHHHH!*

The Undertaker shuffles in his bed, sweating and drooling. He somehow tore the bed sheet, and his laugh turned to panting. He was having a good dream, as his smile stretched from his left cheek to the right. It was something that would scare the hell out of everyone inside. He falls down, his face crashing to the wooden floor. He woke up, sort of sad out of disappointment.

"A dream…", he breathed.

The sound of an uninvited cart made Raphael wake up as he grabbed his pocket watch to see what time it is. 4 in the morning, who is insane enough to visit in this hour?, Raphael roared in his thoughts as he rolled out of bed and wore his uniform. He silently glided down the stairs and softly, he opened the over-sized oak door. He went about to see who it was.

"Pssst! Over here!", an irritating voice echoed. Raphael then turned.

"Undertaker…", he sighed.

Gosh, is this man still called sane?

Raphael strides over to where the Undertaker was sitting. With his usual drooling face, the Undertaker launches towards him like Grell is with Sebastian. Good thing Raphael was quicker and was able to punch the jerk in the face before he was an inch close. Undertaker stood shaking as he wiped the blood from his nose.

"I definitely needed that", Undertaker chuckled.

Frowning, Raphael merely slapped his forehead and asked directly, "What do you want? Honestly, do you even know what time it is? Do you even have a clock?". Undertaker smiled and exposed his hands that was covered with his extremely long sleeves, "I guess I don't, listen, I have something to tell you". Raphael snapped his eyes open, and dully stated, "What?". Undertaker hesitated for a moment, but he knew if he messes with Raphael in such an untimely hour, he'll make an overstuffed chicken out of him. He gathered his thoughts and blurted…

"Do you like waffles?"

Raphael's face dimmed, and he cracked his knuckles as he said gently but would scare everyone like hell, "Yes, if it's made out of your idiotic brain! Did you wake me up for such bullshit? I really hate being messed with". Grinning wickedly, Raphael hit Undertaker in the face that made him fly back to his shop. Raphael sighed as he returned to his room.

"Young master, it is time for you to wake up", Sebastian whispered to Ciel's cold ear.

"Nghh…5 more minutes…", Ciel grumbled as he turned away from the window that exposed the bright sunlight. Sebastian sighed, Every single morning starts with this. Then, Sebastian pulled the sheets that Ciel used to cover his face. Ciel moaned as he muttered angrily, "What is wrong with you?".

"Time to wake up master, and no 5 minute extensions", Sebastian smiled.

Ciel finally rose, grunting as he sat up. Sebastian's grin widened, "Today's breakfast is hearty than the usual, specifically composed of: black tea with fresh milk to your preference, scrambled eggs, sausages, black pudding, bacon, mushrooms, baked beans, hash browns, and half a tomato, if you may let us go". Ciel nodded as Sebastian dressed him.

Ciel ate silently as Sebastian scanned his schedule for today. Ciel paid little attention to Sebastian, and turned his head in every direction, "Sebastian, where is Raphael?". Sebastian paused, "I don't know, do you want me to look for him?". Ciel nodded. Sebastian's jealousy rose as he muttered, "Yes, my lord".

Sebastian cursed silently as he looked for Raphael. He checked each room, from the parlor to the others, and found him in the garden, trimming the bushes. He turned when he sensed Sebastian, and then wore the annoying smirk again to double Sebastian's frustration, "What is it? Young master is looking for me?".

"Why ask if you already know what I mean, so there, go", Sebastian frowned. Sebastian knew that doing this was childish, but then again, he didn't care.

Raphael settled the garden scissors down, brushed his coat and left. Sebastian sighed and followed him, but kept his distance. Raphael was merely amused of Sebastian's temper, while the three idiots would've run for their lives if the still want to live. Sebastian casually walked, and ignoring the three morons that were spying on both.

Bald, Mey-rin, and Finny shuffled. "So, do you think that Sebastian will kill Raphael?", Bald muttered. "Huh? Sebastian wouldn't do that, probably Raphael will so he could be the only butler left…well, at least he's a bit gentler than Sebastian", Finny answered. Mey-rin shook her head, "My Raphael is a good man! And Sebastian is a gentleman! They won't nuke at each other!". Both males shook their head, Another fangirl!

As both butlers arrived in the dining room, Ciel entertained a man and an unknown creature they both know, the Undertaker and Grell. Raphael merely sighed. Undertaker smiled and Grell blew a kiss at both butlers that made them shiver in disgust. Ciel looked over his butlers who stood not that close to them. Ciel motioned for both butlers to come close, they did. Grell launched towards Sebastian that immediately jumped on his head, making him kiss the dirt. Raphael merely snickered silently behind them.

Ciel looked at Raphael with teasing eyes. He knew something scary. "Oh well, I have a lot of things to do, I must go", Ciel muttered. "Oh and please do everything what our guests say", Ciel smiled as he left. Both butlers frowned at their master.

"Sebas-chan! I am excited! Let's have a picnic! A double date!", Grell giggled. Both butlers shivered. "Good, that is a good idea!", Undertaker nodded. Sebastian and Raphael wanted to kill each other right now just to escape their master's wishes. But they were absolute orders, they couldn't disobey. Sebastian then nodded, "If that is what you both wish, then I shall prepare the food for it". Raphael bowed to, "And as for me, I will get the carriage ready…". Both guests waited for them.

What did Grell mean by double date?, Raphael thought.

Later, in a peaceful countryside….

"Sebas-chaaaaaaan! This is such a peaceful place!", Grell giggled as he wrapped his arms around Sebastian's. Sebastian couldn't do anything but shiver. Raphael unloaded the carriage while Undertaker spread the blanket for them to eat on. Sebastian prepared the cakes and other sweets on it, as expected, everything was beautifully made. They ate peacefully.

"Sebas-chaaaan! Let's take a walk!", Grell pulled him up. Sebastian sighed as he tried to bear in mind that this was an order, not something he wanted. He kept this on alarm mode every time he wanted to kill Grell. Both left Raphael and Undertaker alone.

"Raphael, I want to say something to you", Undertaker smiled shyly. Raphael sipped his tea and blankly looked up to see Undertaker, "What?". Sheez, I hope this would be sensuous enough to hear it, Raphael frowned as he thought this.

"I…I love you!", Undertaker blushed.

Raphael dropped his tea, paled and cracked, almost turning into a pile of ashes. He was mortified to all his shocks. His eyes widened, in both horror and disgust. "What did you say?".

"I love you and I want to have your babies!", Undertaker jumped with joy. No freaking way, Undertaker is a gay!, Raphael thought.

The day ended and both deathgods bid farewell to their loves. Both butlers were mortified by that picnic. Ciel is toast! Both butlers roared in their thoughts. Sebastian by the way, was raped with kisses from Grell, while Raphael was overdosed with Undertaker's confessions.

Both butlers retired to their rooms to wash these memories away, permanently. Sleeping it would be their escape.

This will haunt me for the rest of my life!, both butlers thought, disgusted.