"And what? Cuz you're all special and I'm not well I doubt it, you can think what you like but I have a 'super power' but I just need to find out what it is" Nathan said, he was still complaining about the fact that he didn't have a power, and if he did it one more time my gloves were coming off
"Maybe you're just super retarded" Alisha said also getting fed up "Maybe I got a whole spider man vibe going on, yah know maybe I can climb stuff and shit" he said hopefully "Yeah cuz that makes perfect sense, why would you be able to climb stuff?" Curtis asked,
I picked up a piece of rubbish and put it in the black bag I was holding "I don't know how is that you can turn back time apparently, and weird kid..." Nathan said nipping Simon on the ear with the rubbish grabber "...Can turn invisible, and she can blow people up from the inside out. It's not like this situation is backed up by a wank load of logic" he said, I rolled my eyes in annoyence.
We were in the middle of rubbish picking in the alley when I saw something, apparently so did Curtis "What is that?" he asked, we all looked and slowly made our way towards it, I could see that it was a naked man because of his ass on full view
"Is he breathin?" Kelly asked as we all stopped, Alisha stepped forward and poked his ass with the grabber "Hey nude guy, you're naked" she said amused, I chuckled and the man started to stir, he rolled over giving us full view of his dick and I know I shouldn't say it, but it was huge
"You" Nathan said, the man looked around in confusion before realisation dawned on him and he jumped up, he started running and Nathan was watching him, we on the other hand were all absolutely hysterical "You wanna tell us who that was?" Curtis asked "He's my mums..."
Nathan turned to us and paused for a moment "...He live's with my mum" he finished "You're stepdad has got a massive cock" Alisha said, I started laughing again but mostly because it was true "No, jesus and he's not my stepdad alright?" Nathan said annoyed
"Did you see that thing?" Alisha asked looking at me, I nodded and chuckled "That was like monster big, you're mum'll hurt" she said looking at Nathan, he blocked his ears "La la la la la, shut up" he said "Why's he naked?" Kelly asked "Well he's obviously some kind of pervert, or he's gay"
Alisha said "That follows" Curtis said in confusion "What he's cruising for rough trade, they love that shit" she said "Oh a little light homophobia? Go for it" Curtis replied motioning to the way Nathan step-dad went "He could be a rapist, I mean there's loads of 'em round 'ere"
Kelly said rather casually, way to make me feel safe "Maybe he's a werewolf" Simon piped up "Twat" Nathan said pointing at him with the rubbish grabber "It's what happens in films, you turn into a werewolf and kill someone, then you wake up somewhere naked" he said, I thought for a moment
"Yeah but I thought it was zoo's they end up in" I said confused, he shrugged his shoulders in a 'Don't know' manner "He's not a werewolf alright, this guys such a pussy he needs my mum to open jars for him I'm sure if he was a werewolf he'd be able to open a jar of peanut butter for himself"
Nathan said obviously annoyed with the whole situation "What if the storm messed him up?" Kelly asked, I tilted my head in thought "Could be" I said "That's bollocks, what are the chances?" Nathan asked, I shrugged "Dunno, but I'll tell yah what..."
I started with a smirk on my face, I looked at Alisha and she got the same smirk "Massive cock" we said in sync, we both laughed and Nathan just groaned again.