How did I find myself in this situation.

"Marshie~."

I mean I just got the call to hang out so of course I came over to the tree house but I didn't expect this!

"Marshall~."

Like seriously how am I suppose to know how she looks in a globbin' dress! It's a dress! But of course cake insisted since she had a date so I'm stuck here watching Fionna put on fancy dresses. I mean sure we went back to being friends and sure we're close again but I see her when she blushes because I either complimented her or something. I see when she gets nervous! I'm observing! But why must I watch her put on these dresses that I just want to rip off her? Like seriously. She never told me what we were so I'm guessing just friends and that annoys be even more. On top of that, she'll call me to talk and we'll talk for hours about nothing and I just fall for her harder! THIS ISN'T GLOBBIN' COOL MAN! My cheek meat is always tinted red now because of her and everyone knows it.

I groan out loud. I know shes getting impatient since I keep hearing her call my name.

"Marshall Lee if you don't answer me I'm going to hurt you." She sounds so cute threatening me! I sound like a manic.

"Yes Fionna?"

"Are you ready too see?"

"If I say know are you going to show me anyways?"

"Yes." Woman are so demanding!

"Come out already then!"

I should have run away. Her dress was black. The top was sleeveless, showing a little cleavage. The bottom puffed out a little but not too much. It was perfect for her. She even took her hair out of the bunny hat for this one. But I realized I was getting angry too. No one should be able to see her in this. No one but me. If anyone else did I don't even know what I'd do.

"I like it it's cute on me." Her smile was perfect.

"If you think its cute then your wrong. You shouldn't wear dresses, your adventure clothes are fine." I have to get out of here before I get into an argument with her but it's too late, her face was filled with hurt.!

"How could you say that! I saw it and thought of you!" Hurt crossed her face. Maybe I should rephrase me sentence.

"It's to sexy to wear in public! I'd hurt someone if they'd look at you more then a second if you wore that! Glob!" Of course by now my cheek meat is flaming but I don't care. "None of those dresses anyone should see on you! NO ONE! Cake, yes! Me, heck yeah! Anyone else, no! They're too sexy! And you just make them more sexy! Like glob Fionna."

I hate this. She makes me loss my temper all the time. These events, these hangs outs, all the time. Guys always starred at her and it made me want to be bad because I wanted to hurt them. We might be friends but she's mine. I turn to look at her and shes stifling laughs. SHE'S LAUGHING AT MY OUTBURST!

"Marhsie your cute." She leans up and kisses my cheek meat. Okay now I'm confused. "Maybe next time, I'll just show you new clothes I'd like to wear while adventuring. I like your outburst."

I will never understand girls.