Disclaimer: Could I possicly own Avatar, and stll be wierd enough to write this? I thought not.

Chapter 10

Aang, Katara: Zuko, Iroh, and Friend are being chased by mutant cheese puffs.

Aang: AAAAHH! SOKKA WAS RIGHT! THE CHEESE PUFFS ARE ALIVE!

Cheese Puff: Me want eat you

Zuko: NOT THE FACE!

Friend: CODE RED! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! (Inspired by some random kid at my school)


MEANWHILE

Sakura: We should head back to camp. I don't want Friend to get worried.

Sokka: Friend?

Sakura: My friend. Her name is Friend.

Sokka: What kind of name is that? O.o

Sakura: The kind you get when your sister's name is Kid.

Sokka: Riiiiiiiiiiight…

Sakura: Come on, Sokka, my love.

Sakura stands up and drags Sokka back to the camp where they see everyone else running from cheese puffs.

Sakura: -Jumps into Sokka's arms-

Sokka starts running around screaming his head off about being too young to die, and Sakura marvels at how "brave" he's being

Me: I'm ba-ack!

Sakura: MOMMY!

Sokka: THAT ONE KID!