A/N: YES THANKS AND ALL THAT SHIT...NO THAT SOUNDS BAD...AH WHATEVER ENJOY CHAPTER 10!!

DISCLAIMER- I DON'T OWN!

When Jonathan came to he was lying in his bed and the remainder of his clothes had been removed. Sunlight streamed in through the window, shining on to Jonathan's face. Jonathan squeezed his eyes shut, his head was throbbing terribly, it felt like he was being hit repeatedly.

Jonathan opened his eyes and saw Joker was sitting on top of him smacking him in the head. The smacking of Jonathan's face stopped for a moment so Joker could yell into it instead.

"GET UP GET UP GET UP," Joker yelled.

Jonathan tried to roll onto his stomach, hoping that it would make the Joker fall off of him. Joker realized what he was trying to do so he jumped up from the bed, pulling Jonathan with him. Joker pulled a dead acting Jonathan over to the window.

"There's a whole wonderful world out there just waiting for us," Joker said staring lovingly out the window.

Jonathan looked out to see what was making the Joker so happy, he looked out and saw a man holding another man down and stabbing him repeatedly. Once the stabber was finished he got up and began to run away, but then he stopped went back to the lifeless body and shot him a few times.

"Isn't beautiful?" Joker said, "Let's go out there and poke him with a stick." Joker started jumping up and down.

"What the hell?" Jonathan questioned.

Joker stopped jumping and stared at Jonathan. "You don't get me at all," Joker said, then he kicked Jonathan in the back of the knees and stormed out of the room.

Jonathan laid there on the floor, not bothering to get up, not really caring anymore. He didn't know how long he'd been laying there. He started looking around the room when he saw the Scarecrow mask laying next to the bed, he didn't know why but he went over and picked it up. He rolled onto his mattress and held the mask up to stare at it. He was about to put it on when he heard a terrible noise and something slammed into the house so hard that it felt like the whole place was shaking.

Jonathan got freaked out and threw the mask across the room. He sat there a while thinking of what could have possibly happened to the house when he heard Joker rummaging around in the kitchen. Jonathan put some pants on but couldn't seem to find his shirt. So the shirtless Jonathan walked through the kitchen door and was greeted by a bright colorful bird flying at him.

"Parrot no," Joker said smacking the bird away from Jonathan's head,"We talked about this, you only do that if he's being mean to Daddy."

Jonathan forgot all about the parrot and focused on what he came in there for.

"What was that noise?" Jonathan asked.

"What noise?" Joker said as he dug through bag on the table.

"That horrible noise a couple of minutes ago, it shook the whole fucking house."

"Oh thaaaaat," Joker pulled something out of one of the bags and turned his back to Jonathan,"That was just me pulling into the garage."

"Ok," Jonathan said sitting down and watching the parrot fly around the room but then he remembered something,"Wait a minute, Joker you don't have any way to open the garage."

"Oh I know."

Jonathan got up to look out the window and saw Joker's car sticking halfway out of a closed garage door.

"These people had a lot of shit in their garage," Joker said,"It was going fine but i couldn't pull in anymore because of all the crap in there."

Jonathan decided not to dwell on this and move on to something else.

"So where'd you go?" Jonathan asked sitting back down at the table.

"SHOPPING!!"

"Shopping," The parrot mocked.

Jonathan laid his head down on the table, "What'd you get?"

"Cereal, that parrot," Joker pointed up,"And an eye patch!!" Joker spun around revealing to Jonathan the patch covering his right eye.

Jonathan kept his head on the table, Joker didn't like this because if his head was down he couldn't see his new eye wear. So Joker walked closer to the table and slammed his hands down on it caused Jonathan to jolt up, and when he did he looked very confused.

"Why?"

"Because now that I have a parrot I've decided to become a pirate," Joker said as he adjusted he eye patch.

"Pirate, pirate,"the parrot said.

"Ok,"Jonathan said.

Joker's parrot came down and landed on his shoulder.

"So what's it's name?"

"Parrot," Joker said as he fed the bird pieces of cereal,well he was throwing the cereal at the bird and some of it managed to get into it's mouth.

Jonathan put his head back on the table.

"Why are you doing this?"

"Because pirates-"

"Pirates," Parrot mocked.

"Because pirates are fucking-"

"Fucking," mocked Parrot.

"Because pirates are fucking cool," Joker finally finished his sentence.

The parrot flew of Joker's shoulder and onto the top of the fridge.

"Cool," Parrot said.

"THAT'S IT!" Joker pulled a handgun out of his coat and fired it at the bird.

Blood and bird guts splattered the wall and part of the refrigerator. Joker walked over opened the top part of the fridge that was the most covered in blood, reached into the freezer and got a fudge pop. He sat back down at the table and started furiously sucking on it.

"Well that dream is dead," Joker said taking off his eye patch and throwing it.

A/N: YEA I HAD TO PUT THE FUDGE POP THING IN THERE CAUSE I JUST ATE ONE SO YEAH... I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER. ALRIGHT JUST SOME NOTICE I WON'T BE UPDATING FOR AWHILE BECAUSE TOMORROW I'M LEAVING TO WORK AT CREATION WITH Sweet Coldkiss I JUST WANTED TO PUT THAT OUT THERE SO YOU ALL DIDN'T THINK I WAS JUST BEING LAZY. ANYWHO THANKS FOR READING NOW GO REVIEW!!

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