PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR QUESTIONNAIRE!
Privates Chappy
Private: Hooray! I like this!
Zim: Okay. Yes. Everyone loves the spotlight. Thats why Im the host! Anyhow, second time in the studio... blahblahblah... oh! One more thing. If you want to ask past characters on the show questions, you are aloud, but dont ask any future characters questions... BECAUSE ITS NOT THERE TURN YET!
Julian: Dang.
Zim: Anyhow... QUESTION TIME! Our first question comes from Mobygirl1:
OMG, THIS WAS SO FUNNY! I've been in a virtual argument witha few of my now ex-friends on facebook, and this really brightened my day! Also, Blowhole, I'm no longer a hater of yours.
Blowhole: BOOYAH!
I'm acctually deciding if I should be a fangirl of you, Kowalski, or both. You're both super smart, but Kowalski's voice is manlier(no offence), but your skin is so pleasent to the touch, and I know, because over Thanksgiving break, I went on a cruise with my mom, and we went to Mexico, and I got to ride on a dolphin! I plan on editing it to look like I'm riding on you, but no promises. But, that would be so awesome if I did! I also got to shake hands with a dolphin, and hug one! It was so much fun! Then, we ate real Mexican food, and it was so delicious! OK, enough of my rambling.
Blowhole: Sounds fun! But I PLAN TO DESTROY MANKIND!
Zim: Up top! (they high five... high 3... high flipper each other.
Private, Marlene, you do realise that you didn't just create that pairing, right? Cuz, I've already read stories about Prillene. OK, Private, if you could choose, would you date Carrie Underwood or Taylor Swift?
Private: Hmmm... Thats a tough one... They are both beautiful and famous... Taylor Swift!
Skipper: ...why?
Private: I dont know... I just thought of her name first. I dont know. *shrugs* They are both GREAT!
Well, I'm braindead other than that because it's so late for me, so good night, everyone! I'm going to bed as soon as I check my messages.
Private: Goodnight!
Zim: ...(is seen scratching leg and staring into space) huh? (regains train of thought) oh uh... Next questions are from Mutated-ducks-rule:
( in a body cast)
Those beavers scare me...
Zim: You have every right to be afraid. (shivers)
Private. I know you are the softest so who would win, you or a giant marshmellow?
Private: I dont know... me?
Kowalski: (touches a marshmallow and then Private) oh! Private! Science hasnt failed me yet!
Skipper: what does feeling a marshmallow and private and then comparing the softness have to do with science?
Kowalski: ...I have no clue... BUT I WILL FIND OUT!
And I dare you to have a staring contest with Larry the llama
Private: okay! ...wait! whos Larry the llama?
Julian: A llama thats named Larry. DUH!
Private: Okay! (looks at Larry but blinks within 5 seconds) Congradulations Larry!
Larry the llama: Meh. (he flies away)
Skipper: ...hm... didnt see that coming...
AND I dare you to give Gir a pet piggy!
Private: OKAY! (gives GIR a pet piggy)
Gir: (sniffs and starts tearing) You... you are the best person EVAH!
BYES!
P.S. I saw a rabid squirrel!
Gir: OH! TELL HIM I KNOWS HIS FRIEND!
Zim: ...uh... yea... Let us proceed to the next question! This ones from Beyond Midnight:
Zim, you rock!
YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY! It's Private's chapter *runs up to Private and hugs him tight* You're awesome. Although I said people see me like a cat,
Private: WHAT?
I won't eat you so don't be afraid. You're way too cute.
Private: whew...
I might eat Skipper though.
Skipper: WHAT?
On to the questions:
1.) Please say hi to me? :D:D:D
Private: Okay! Hello!
2.) That was epic, so you and that armadillo have a history, right? Was it a romantic history... sometimes?
Private: ...O.o Nope. I dont really think I'd ever do anything like that.
3.) As Private-fan I must also say I'm a Skivate (or Pripper) fan... and in a story of mine, you two were in a relationship. Private could you EVER think of Skipper in a more romantic way?
Private: No, not really. Hes a great leader, but Im not gay.
Skipper: Niether am I!
4.) What do you think of Skilene?
Private: It sure beats Pripper! XD (starts laughing)
5.) I once saw a drawing of you and that armadillo and he was almost raping you *shivers* poor you. Well this wasn't exactly a question... but anyway, still love you!
Private: Youre nice! I like you!
Skipper: ...you like everyone.
Private: ...i know... but still!
6.) What do you think would make us fangirls scream? (as in joy not as in fear, for fear I'll ask zim -.-")
Zim: HEY!
Private: If I were to hug you? (hugs random fan)
Random Private fan: SQUEEEEEE! HE HUGGEED ME! I WILL NEVER TAKE A SHOWER EVAH AGAIN!
Private: Hey! It worked!
That's it! But I'll be back. Skipper, you still have a chance to be on the menu ;-)
Skipper: (shivers)
Zim: Alright. Lets get on with our next couple of questions from Fox Tamer 113:
'ello!
Private: I heard a rumor theat you came from London, is it true? ^_^
Private: Yes... well I wasnt born there... I just spent a lot of time and i guess got my accent from there. Teehee. :D
How old are you? (sorry I forgot... *_*)
Private: A couple of years like 5. But thats pretty old for a penguin. Its not like a persons age.
Skipper: Privates considered a young adult, right?
Private: Right! IM MATURE! (falls over randomly) OW! I stubbed my toe!
Why do you like winkies very much? (I like them too.)
Private: Theyre tasty and yummy and I can eat them all day long! Except I got banned from them after the Scorca incident so I have to hide them under my pillow.
Skipper: What was that Private?
Mort: He said- (private covers Morts mouth)
Private: Nothing sir!
What do you think of everybody there? (one by one, 'kay? ^_^)
Private: Aw man! one by one? Okay. Skippers nice, Kowalskis Nice, Ricos nice, Marlenes nice-
Zim: uh... Cant you use different words?
Private: I just think everyone in the zoo's nice!
Zim: Fine...
Can you read?
Private: Nope. Thats why my friend Zim is reading me the questions!
Zim: See? Im a friend to some of the characters!
Skipper: If you count Private as "some of the characters" i guess so... even though Private likes everyone.
Zim: Whatever. He still likes me. We're friends. HM?
Why do you like to take care of baby animals? (a.k.a Eggy)
Private: Because they're cute and helpless and they need a caring animal to help. :3
What were you thinking when Kowalski introduced 'Jiggles'?
Private: I thought he was cute at first, but then when he destroyed a lot of stuff, I thought Skippah was right about gettin' rid of him.
Can I dare you?
I dare you to eat 2 truck-load of peanutbutter winkies under 2 minutes. (enjoy!)
Private: WEEEEEE!
Skipper: :O GASP!
(P.S: I absolutely LOVE you! ^_^)
Private: (still eating) I like you too! Thanks for the winkies.
Skipper: What happened between Denmark and you?
Skipper: Hans made me the public enemy, then trashed everything and would have kissed my sister if I HAD ONE!
Name all the enemies you guys have.
SKipper: Everyone except my recruits. A friend is an enemy who hasnt attacked yet.
When, how, where, and why did you learn those millitary moves?
Skipper: I caught on from action movies... heh heh.
Can I dare you? (I promise you will like it.)
I dare you to hurt/kill if you want, the Skilene fans! (I absolutely despise them! (Mwahahahaha)(evil smile))
SKipper: YES! (hits ricos belly which shoots out TNT at the fans)
Fans: DYNOMITE! (throw it out the window at the random beavers that trashed Mutated-ducks-rule)
Beavers: What the- (BOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!)
(P.S: You my friend, is the most macho-macho guy on earth!)
SKipper: Thank you. Its nice to know that someone appreciates my hard work.
I'm all out of questions sooo... I'll just list my favorite characters here, in order!
Zim: (:B) D'okay.
1. Private
2. Skipper
3. Kowalski
4. Rico
5. Julien
6. Maurice
7. Mort
8. Kitka
9. Mason
10. Phil
11. Joey
12. Burt the elephant
13. Dr. Blowhole
14. Buck Rockgut
15. Marlene
16. Antonio (P.S: Antonio is a Spanish Guitar playing otter)
17. Savio the snake
18. Burney the poisonous tree frog
19. The Red Squirrel
20. Hans the Puffin
Zim: That was a long list... anyhow... NEXT QUESTIONS! From LemonShark who is currently helping me destroy the Earth:
private! one of my favourite characters, and my friend's number one. ok, to the questions. how did you meet the team?
Private: We were all just put in the same zoo together. :)
how old were you when you joined the team?
Private: The day I met them when we were put in the same habitats.
why do you like peanut butter winkies?
Private: Because theyre magic flavors all packed up in one little snack that dances across the tastebuds!
Skipper: ... uh... *facepalm*
if you were trapped in a room that has no doors or windows, with nothing but a match box with matches, what would you do? i ran out of questions now, so bye everyone!
Private: I would sit in the room and do nothing. Matches are dangerous and could light fires!
Skipper: *facepalm... again*
Zim: Next questions are from EppogirlXD:
Yo Private! Happy birthday!
Private: its my birthday?
Eppogirl: ...no... but still!
This truth (or dare) is the only one that should stay on PoM fanfiction!
Private: since when will you lose your innocence?
Private: I dunno. (a little scared) Im sorta hoping nevah.
Also, when did you die?
Private: (full blown scared) I dunno! (starts shaking a little) I'm scared now.
Marlene: (hugs Private) Its okay. It was just a question!
Zim: riiiight. Next question comes to us from Liripoop:
AHH. i can't believe i haven't been keeping up with this questionnaire, & i missed a really good opportunity to ask some characters some really BOSS questions... oh well. :'[
Priiiiivaaaate~
firstly & honestly, i didn't really like you too much.. but you & that freaking British accent has changed my mind. so justs where did you acquire that British accent, hmm?
Private: BRITAIN!
Skipper: I bet you werent expecting that... hmmm?
secondly, what ever happened to that reindeer, Cupid? have you been keeping in contact with her ..~secretly~?
Private: uhhh... (looks around really suspictiously) noooo...
Cupid: (in the croud blushes)
Zim: blah blah love. And YES. Cupid will get her own episode soon.
thirdly, who do you look up to most in the team & why?
Private: Skippah because he's the leader.
fourthly, we know you can take down a Skorca, but can you take down ... A SKY-LEOPARD SEAL!
Private: ...hmmm... probably not. Those are even worse!
MUSIC TIME!
Private, Private, Private of the Penguins, cute as he can be~ aaaahhhh, look out for that- BADGER! RUNFJKLSFHUNFJKSDMFS
Private: Badger? WHERE? (hides in bush like he did in that episode badger pride)
ALSO, HEY ZIM. when is Julien going to get his turn. i have so many fan-freaking-tastical questions to ask him. SO. MANY. QUESTIONS. i must bombard him with the love & attention, because for some reason, he doesn't get any in these chapters! :[ i also think he needs a hug. i got hugs if you need 'em, King Julien~ :D
Zim: Dont worry. He shall have his turn.
Julian: I have many more fans than this, right? I should get more lines in this show!
Zim: QUIET!
Julian: okay.
Zim: Good. Now... next questions are from some person who didnt leave there name...
HI!
(random hug)
Private: (giggles)
Okay, I've got a few questions for you~!
1) What do you believe is your greatest achievement?
Private: Eating that whole box of peanut buttah winkies in that one night.
Skipper: you mean... beating that armadillo dude at minigolf was less important than that?
Private: Sure.
2) What is your personal opionion of the person to your left?
Private: (looks to left and its Rico) Um... crazy and insane, but hes my friend. :D
and 3) Do you hate Mary-Sues too?
Private: I dun have a problem with them unless they are scary monsters that want to get me. (shivers)
That's all for now! Happy late non-specific holiday!
Everyone: THANK YOOOU!
Zim: Okay. Onto the next questions! This one comes from OrangeSugar:
I'm loving this story so much! ^_^
Zim: Why thankyou. Its nice that all Penguins of Madagascar Fans dont hate me.
And now:
Private, seriously is that British accent real or fake?
Private: No seriously! Its real! I promise!
and I'd like you all to meet my insane buddies, the Warner brothers Yakko and Wakko with their sister Dot! From Animaniacs!
*The Warners come bouncing in while saying the usual "Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!"
Have fun with the Warners.. They're a bit crazy.
Private: (starts bouncing too) WEEEE- I mean. BOINGYBOINGYBOINGYBOING!
Zim: *facepalms* anyhow... NEXT QUESTION PERSON! AnnaConda 1209:
I love dis! Zim, you're so mean to Julien!
Zim: I have every right to do that!
Julian: (sticks out toungue at Zim)
Although he kind of deserves it.
Zim: Exactly!
Julian: HEY!
I love you most Private! Then comes Kowalski!
Kowalski: Thank yah.
Anyway, I need to ask Blowhole, how do you get the lobsters to work for you? Why don't they rise up against you? If they do, I'll rip them to shreds!
Blowhole: I dont know... I guess because I got them jobs and pay them money? :]
Private, why do you like winkies? Describe it to me by eating this winkie. *Tosses winkie*
Private: Like I said. Peanut buttery goodness wrapped up in something and the dancing on the tastebuds!
Kowalski, you're such a playah!
Kowalski: Yes. Yes I am.
Marlene, do you hate Skilene fans? I'm not one.
Marlene: I dont HATE Skilene fans. I just hate the crazy ones... like that one time... a skilene fan locked us up in a closet and wouldnt let us out untill we kissed... so Skipper called the cops.
Back to Private. What's up with your accent? I thought you lived in Antarctica.
Private: I was born in antarctica, transferred to Britain and then transferred to Central Park. :D
YOU'RE ADORABLE! No, I'm not a crazed fan. Yes you are. No I'm not. Yes. No. Yes! No! YES! NO! I need to shut up. I love you! Bye.
Everyone except Private: O.o
Private: What a nice girl. :)
Zim: Okay then. NEXT! From Darkness and Light:
Nice chapter! Alright, now to have a whole new set of questions! But, all are going to be for the now famous Private! *fireworks go out*
Private: Oh! That looks fantastic!
Okay, okay...Enough of that.
Private: Aw.
Private, would you ever want love? Or, do you have a love? If you do have a love, who is she?...Or...Is it a he? O.o
Private: I have a love interest with a reindeer named Cupid. Shes purrty.
Skipper: (slaps him in the back of the head)
Private: Doh!
What do you think of Skipper?
Private: Hes nice and stuff.
What do you think of Kowalski?
Private: Smart!
What do you think of Rico?
Private: INSANE yet... great to hang out with!
What do you think of Julien?
Private: ...uh... I ...like his hat?
What do you think of Marlene?
Private: Shes nice to be around.
What do you think of Blowhole?
Private: EVIL!
What do you think of Maurice?
Private: He gets to work with a king! Thats cool
What do you think of Mort?
Private: Adorable!
What do you think of Zim? XD
Private: Hes... hes... nice?
Zim: AHA!
What do you think of me?
Private: Very inquisitive about my friendships, but I really like you!
Okay, enough of the "what do you think of"s! Now to move onto something else but not something completely different!
Do you have any family members?
Private: Yes. But they live in antarctica. XD
What's you favorite animal?(Besides penguin)
Private: Reindeer!
Cupid: *blushes again*
What do you think of the slashes? Do you strongly dislike them? Hate them? Love them? Like them? Despise them?
Private: Slashes? I dont know...
I think that's all the questions for now. Well, I love all of you guys!(friendship way) and I hope you will enjoy the rest of this questionare! Also, Julien...I still wish you luck on those pianos...I would hate it if that happened to me. Anyway! Good luck! And, that goes for everyone in the room!
Great job! Keep it up! Kudos! Peace out! XD
Zim: Oh right! I forgot about the pianos! (drops one on Julian)
Julian: Has anyone seen my very very cracked spine?
Zim: Nope. Lets get on with the questions! This is from the pripper fan: be very afraid:
Private:
1) Would you rather live a beautiful and peaceful life with a beutiful wife, one egg and one one the way, with enogh money for your grandchildren never to worry or continue life as it is AND never get that?
Private: The first one!
2) What happened that night whene you where drunk with skipper? *Pripper fan*
Private: Penguins dont drink alchohol! Im scared! AND SCARRED FOR LIFE!
3) Do you need Kowalski to make a machine that'll make you remember?
Private: No. I didnt do anything! (cries) I promise! BELIEVE ME!
Skipper:
1) Do you feel no shame for what you did?
SKipper: oh, now youre asking me? WHAT DO YOU NOT GET? NOTHING HAPPENED!
2) Did you tape it?
Skipper: (facepalm)
Zim:
Your show was the best. Shame it was cancelled.
Zim: Yes. Very much. I know. Sadening. ANYHOW, all wierdness aside... MORE QUESTIONS!
Private: (stops crying immediatly and dances) HOORAY!
Zim: Next questions are from Kukipye:
Yes, uhhh, since you asked for candy Kowalski, (remember, at the beginning of the chappy), you will get some! *100 pounds of candy starts to fall on Kowalski, and Kowalski's eyes widen with delight, then he gets crushed by the candy*
Kowalski: WHOOPEEEE!
A random old lady pops in and says, "Use it wisely," the old lady pops back out.
Julian: ...eh.. was that the old squirrel lady that took away my treasure?
Old lady squirrel: (pops back) yes. (pops away again)
Weelll, so it's Private now. Let's see, what can I do to tortur- uh, what can i ask him? You realize that in this chappy you will find that you have a LOT more fans than you think. Although, don;t mean to hurt your feelings, I am not one of them. I am a fan of Skipper!
Private: Thats quite alright! Ive got plenty of fans!
1. Private uh, where were you hatched? I know that most people would say Britain, but maybe he just grew up with uh, British penguins, and caught on to their British accent.
Private: I was born in Antarctica, shipped to Britain, and then caught on with the accent, and then shipped to Central Park.
That's all! Bye!
Zim: Bye! NEXT QUESTION! From another person who didnt sign their name... this is gettin wierd.\
1. dose this story count as a crossover?
Zim: Dont know... oh well.
, do somthing random.
Private: ...okay... (starts dancing randomly) Tadaaa!
Zim: hm... that was kinda random I guess.
, Rico, lick justin biver 4.
Rico: Okay! (licks Justin B.)
Justin B: AW MAN! yOU MESSED UP MAH HAIR!
dont notice my bad spelling of justin biver.
Zim: Okay. NEXT IS Blazenutmeg!
Oh. Em. Gee.
Private. OMG.
OH MY SKIPPER'S TAIL FEATHERS IT'S PRIVATE!
Skipper: Um... excuse me?
Private, have I mentioned you are my FAVORITE penguin?
Private: Heehee... yes. (smiles)
Oh how I support you! You're the best! \
Private: (giggles some more)
Kitka, I love you too! I am happy you like me the best!
(You should have seen me on a sugar high, you would have hated me.) *gets candy* CANDEH!
Kitka: Youre probably right. Im not sure Im into the sugar- crazy people.
Private: I LIKE SUGAR CRAZY PEOPLE!
OK really, Private.
Do YOU believe that I'm a fairy?
Private: GASP. YOURE A FAIRY? WOW! can I have your autograph?
Hav eyou ever read/watched/heard of/ Harry Potter?
Private: Ive seen and heard of it, but nevah read it because I cant read. :( But I still like watching! :)
If yes and you knwo a little about it, have you ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?
Private: Oh yes! The mysterious ticking noise was the only one I saw! It was funny.
Describe Skipper to us.
Private: Skippahs a great leader who always knows what to do in any situation.
Describe Kowalski to us.
Private: He's a brainiac whos a really great friend to me! :D
Describe Rico to us.
Private: The crazy one who can always make anyone laugh.
Describe me to us (hahaha lol)
Private: I like you! Can you share some of your candy with me?
What happened to Fluffy? (Or was that the bunny's name?)
Private: yes. (sniff) it was very sad.
What's you favorite bubble-gum flavor?
Private: Simple. Bubblegum flavored! Yknow... the pink kind?
What were your thoughts on battling Blowhole?
Private: It was a great advenchah and very fun yet dangerous!
What's your favorite hobby?
Private: I like eating sushi and peanut buttah winkies!
Do you like NARNIA? It is teh BEST! BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER!
Private: YES!
Do you like documentaries?
Private: Sometimes. As long as theres no leapord seals or orcas involved... Im okay with them.
How did you end up with such a crazy bunch? (points to other penguins)
Skipper: What the- WHO ARE YOU CALLIN CRAZY?
Where is your family? (and if this is emotional, Skipper, no comments, cuz if I remember, you loudly exclaimed, 'It hurst so bad' when questioned?)
Private: Antarctica with the rest of my family like my Uncle Nigel!
Do I make any sense at all?
Private: Of course!
Is Panda Cat Blaze awesome? *(YESYESYESYESYES!)
Private: Yes!
I love you, Private!
What was it like to get devoured by a snake?
Private: It was icky.
WHAT IS 4783563427634702345 divided by 74?
Private: I DUNNO! KOWALSKI?
Kowalski: nuhuh. no help.
Private: GAAAHHH!
Ok I know that was random...
Private: Does that mean Im excused from it?
Zim: NO.
Yo, Kowalski, wut up dude?
Kowalski: A protective ozone layer that covers the Earth and protects it from doom.
Zim: hmmm... doom, eh? *writes down on piece of paper: Destroy Ozone Layer*
Hey, as a demostration of my magical ability, shall I create an invisible wall between you and your insane fangirls? (except Panda Cat Blaze, she's my BFF and she'll be gentle)
Kowalski: (writes on piece of paper) HEY! THATS IMPOSSIBLE! SCIENCE DOESNT ALLOW IT!
Panda Cat Blaze: (glomps Kowalski)
OK I've written too much already. I should probabky be going. (Or maybe I'll just stay here and torment you all with my presence...*evil smile*
Kowalski: O.o NOOOO!
But see you Marlene! You're the bomb!
Marlene: Aw. Youre so sweet!
Thank you for permitting me to enter here, Zim!
Bye, all!
~Nutmeg
Zim: Youre welcome. HA! ANOTHER SCORE FOR ME! I AM LOVED BY PENGUINS FANS! ehem. anyhow, next up is PrinceTanabi:
Oh nooooz! I missed Kitka's chapter! DXDXDXDXDX. Oh well.
Private did you know I am a fan of you?
Private: Well I do now! :D
Hanna: That's the 45th fan so far... I think O.O
Private: 47th to be exact... but whos counting... oh yea... I AM! WEEEEE!
*hits Hanna with a truck of meatloaf*
Zim: MUAHAHAHA!
Hanna: ...uhhh... OW!
Eheheheh... anyway, more pianoes for Julien and Skipper XD I was so going to do that in the last chapter! *98,768 pianoes fall on Julien and Skipper* Lol Marlene if you are mad give me a quik kiss on the cheeck XD, not to be wrong I am a boy rofl.
Marlene: Well... are you a spanish-guitar playing otter? (looks with googoo eyes)
Skipper and Julian: OOOWWW!
Private, give me all your stash or Skipper with hit you with da stick! l:D *hands stick*
Private: NEVAAAHHH!
Skipper: (hits him with stick)
Private: OW!
Oh a question for Blowhole. -looks left and right- are you a fan of Katy Berry? Cause she stinks!
Private: ...dont you mean Katy PERRY?
blowhole: Nope. I know exactly who he's talking about.
*A bunch of Katy Berry fans tackle me*
Blowhole: And I hate her as well!
KB fanz: How could you!
Blowhole: I dunno... I just do.
Me: *glares and uses powers to freeze KB fanz*
Blowhole: Neat!
Last question for Private! Do you like Kitka? Pritka 4ever!
-PT
Private: Shes sorta very violent and stuff, but I like her as a friend. As long as she doesnt eat any of my other friends!
Zim: Aw. thats sweet... NEXT! POMrocksgirl07:
YAAY! Private's next! *Fangirl squee*
Private: Squeeeee!
Private, do you like Narnia? Have you seen the movies? Them and the books are EPIC!
Private: oh! I saw Nahnia once!
Skipper: WAIT. Say Narnia again.
Private: okay... Nahnia.
Everyone: (google eyes)
Skipper: seeecret weapon...
Will you marry me?
Private: Ummmm... maybe?
Am I creeping you out?
Private: Just a little bit. XD
Do you think I'm an obsessed fangirl? (I might be...)
Private: Maaaaybe.
I'm out of questions...
I LOVE YOU PRIVATE!
Private: (huggles)
P.S. Zim, DROP 3 PIANOS ON JULIEN AGAIN, or better yet, 4!
Zim: Sorry. Fans orders.
Julian: WHY DO THE FANS HATE THE KING THAT IS ME? (piano falls)
Zim: 1
Julian: AH! (piano falls)
Zim: 2
Julian: Does someone know a good lawyer? (piano)
Zim: 3
Julian: And... possibly ... doctor... or hospital... (piano)
Zim: 4
Julian: I preferably could use the hospital...
Zim: Okay. That was fun. NEXT! Nala the Lioness
Private! Omg X3 You're my second fav penguin. First is Skipper then Rico and my least favourite is Kowalski. I can't understand why people fangirl over him so much. Now don't take it the wrong way, Kowalski I like you deep down but SOMEBODY has to be the least XD
Now, Private's questions:
1) Do you still love Cupid? (the rendeer from Merry Madagascar)
Private: ... maybe a little... (blushes)
Skipper: How can anyone blush through feathers?
Kowalski: Hmmm... I dont know...
2) Why are you so afraid of badgers?
Private: Because theyre EVIL BALLS OF FUR AND SHARP TEETH!
Zim: sounds like my kind of animal.
3) Want some peanut butter winkies? :3 *holds a plate full of winkies*
Private: ummm... okay! (eats them)
4) What's your favourite type of fish?
Private: I love all kinds of fish! Especially the swedish kind. :D
Skipper: Im pretty sure thats not the kind of fish she-
Private: BUT THEYRE MY FAVORITE!
Skipper: FINE.
5) How was your life before you met the other penguins?
Private: Lonely. :(
6) Can I hug you? :3
Private: Okay! (huggles)
And that'd be all
Zim?
Zim: eh?
I love when random pianos fall on Julien! It's so funny xD Do it again!
Zim: Okay! :D
Julian: WAUGH- OW! (piano falls on him)
Zim: Next is Invader Axie:
HI! hopefully your reading this so imma take this to say...ZIM IS THE SINGLE MOST AWESOME CHARTER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD
Zim: YES!
(other than gir)
Zim: eh? .
AND SKIPPER IF YOU HUR ZIM AGAIN I WILL HIT YOU WITH MY 5 TON IORN PADDLE.(GIVES PADDLE TO ZIM)
Skipper: What the- (Zim hits him with the paddle) OW!
AND one second.(on the massive.I hit purple with my tv remote and take his red a hug(lol im a red fan but im also a zim fan red is #3 on my list)Jumps in to the stuido and gives zim the snacks and slaps skipper)
Mort: (claps) I LIKE TEH RANDOMNESS!
OK THEN MY QUESTIONS! Privite would you rather A,jump into acid cholate B,hug an owl or C,admit that you have a small problem?
Private: OHOHOH! Hug an owl because they are cute!
QUESTION YA LIKE WAFFLES?(say no and face the mutant waffle i created for gir)
Private: I like waffles!
Skipper: (tackles him) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? this could be a trap!
Private: How?
Skipper: ... (rolls his eyes up and tries to think of an answer) I dunno... it just could.
QUESTION 3. what would happen to kowalski if he were in a candy store? ok thats all my questions
Skipper: He would go MAD! Look at him! He's twitching just thinking about it!
Kowalski: No- (twitch) no im not! (twitch)
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Invader Axie
P.S. Zim do you think that kowaski is worse than Proff. Membrane?Oh and can I blow up Keef and Dib?(holds 1 ton of explosines)
Zim: I have no idea. and Yes! BLOW THEM UP! ALL OF THEM! MUAHAAHA- (looks around and then gets sane again) ehem. The next question comes to us from Emma2639:
IM SO LATE! GAH! Well um erm Riiiht sooooooo im a new Reveiwer...
All characters: Hello!
Right so Private:
IF you could be leader for the day would you slap Skipper because heslaps you?
Private: Nope. He only does it because hes trying to help! ^.^
(static is heard and the screen goes blank)
Zim: ...ummm... (taps on glass a little and then she pops up again)
Once again FF dident show all my reveiw...*Looks at my name* Eh?Whys it in caps? anyway
Zim: (jumps out and hits a wall for some reason) Ow! WHAT IS IT WITH THESE STUPID POP-INS?
(static for a couple of seconds, and then she pops up again onto the screen)
REALLY! Stupid ...Uhg...
Private:
everyone on the team your brothers? Eg:Kowalski Sipper...
Private: Nope. ^.^
you could would you go back to being slippy?
Private: Maaaybe. :D
Skipper: (slaps him) STOP BEING BRAINWASHED!
you the youngest in the group?
Private: Yes!
Oh yea Zim rember me from DA? *Smiles evily* I took your gun rembeeeeer? XP
Zim: GASP! DAH! ITS HER! (goes uncontious)
Gir: (pokes him with a stick)
Zim: (gets poked in the eye and then gets right back up. ) WOAH! okay... ummm... PAY NO ATTENTION TO ANYTHING THAT JUST HAPPENED! ...next up is Sierra the Penguin:
I'm always late to respond to these! x3
Zim: Thats okay. CONTINUE!
Privateee! *huggles* You are so cute~
Private: (giggles) Thank yah!
Why are you on Skipper's team, when you hate violence so much?
Private: I dont know... O.o
*hands Private a butterscotch lolly* That's enough questions from me, I don't want to overload poor little Private. *pat pat*
Private: :3 THANKS! I love these things! (licks it)
Hey Zim, did you get that ray g- OF SUNSHINE I sent you in the mail yesterday? *wink wink*
Zim: (confused) ...no... I didnt get the ray of sunshine. All I got was that raygun.
Sierra the Penguin: (facepalm)
Zim: Hmmm... try sending another one! :D NOW. NEXT AND LAST QUESTIONS ARE FROM Blazefeather!
cool i love this and i never heard of you zim... BUT YOUR'RE PRETTY COOL DUDE
Zim: Thank you. Its about time someone noticed my superiority.
POM fan #1: (throws a tomatoe at him)
Zim: HEY! WATCH IT!
also kowalski, marleen, zim, skipper i give you indestrutible shields and 1,000,000 tomatoes, each, for the crazy fans.
Zim: (holds the tomatoe with a menacing look towards POM fan #1) heh heh heh. (very evil look)
POM fan #1: aw crud. (tomatoes knock her down)
KING JUILIEN my favirate king i gathered 1,000,000 fans that love you and will do anything you want
King Julian: YAY!
King Juilen fans: WHAT!
King Julian: You heard the person. Now gimme a sponge bath.
Me: Shut up or i'll get Star and Blazefeather!
King Julian fans: NOOOOO!
Star and Blazefeather: YEAH VIOLENCE
King Julian: :3
Don't worry they will be good because these two will be watching them
King Julian: This is fantastic!
Me: *turns into giant monster who can shoot out lava* DIE SKILENE AND RABID FANS
Skilene fans: AAAHHHH!
also Kitka come here so skipper can't hear us. thank you now here`s a potion that can turn you into a penguin and back to a falcon thats all i got
Kitka: Im so over him! (starts tearing and then bursts out) IM SO NOT OVER HIM!
WAIT I WRITING A STORY i know how to post a chapter but i can`t get the right content on it HELP I MUST POST THIS
Zim: Just try putting the right document with it. Im sure that should work. NOW! This is the end of the show. So sorry. sad face... blah blah blah. And as a special ROMANCE treat, we will have Cupid the Reindeer up next!
Private: WHAT? (blushes like MAD)
Zim: the end. And see you next time!